So about 3 weeks ago I decided to jump back in after almost 12 months. Just got round to reviewing as have been working away since.
I was up Lode Lane way and spur of the moment decided to pay a visit. I texted Laura and she text back quickly saying Linda and Gina were working. Tbh I
was hoping Ruby would be there but decided to go ahead anyway.
Gina was behind the desk and showed me into the room where Linda was waiting. I wasn't impressed, small dumpy body with a mask on and leggings. Paid, stripped
off and jumped on the table. It was far too heated and straight away felt uncomfortable. The massage was ok, nothing special but no reach under's or teasing at all.
Tuned over and by now I was sweating and not enjoying it at all. Then she starts tickling my front all over which I hate as I am ticklish, I asked her to get on with the HR,
so she gets the oil out and starts. Technique was not great, and she did this thing of pressing down on my bladder with the one hand while wanking me with the other.
After about 10 mins of this I said lets forget it as nothing was going to happen due to me feeling so uncomfortable. To her credit she asked if I wanted to extend by 15 mins
so she could get the job done, to which I declined.
On reflection I don't think being wanked off by a dumpy middle aged women in a mask is doing it for me after a long break. In fact when I was walking back to the
car I though I could have brought a couple or 3 decent bottles of wine with that cash. Maybe my outlook on punting has now changed. I am going to try a FS provider
hopefully next week and see if that gets me going again.
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