Author Topic: April HoD - Victoria  (Read 3543 times)

Offline Meursault

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I've seen 4 girls in the last couple of weeks so here is my first catch up review.

I booked 30 minutes for £70. Good facilities at Victoria location.

The website pictures don't really give too much away about April, but they give a decent general idea on body type. She was better looking than I anticipated and, for those who are interested, said she is Romanian.

I am vanilla in my tastes but really enjoyed an unrushed GFE including OWO, light fingering, RO and deep missionary sex. I can't comment on availability of other services.

Positive

April is gorgeous. She has a lovely smile, good teeth and a friendly, slightly shy, smile. Her most striking feature are her eyes which are green/blue but stunning! I would definitely fancy her in real life and she is a significant improvement on girl next door.
Definitely young. Says 22 but could easily pass as 18/19!
About 5'5" athletic frame with very small and natural pert bust, shapely bum and slender tanned limbs. Perfect for me.
Sensuous rather than passionate french kissing and slow, fairly deep, OWO
Very natural and welcoming during (missionary) sex.
Perfectly manicured with delightfully clean and soft skin, including feet.
Sweet smelling and lovely breath


Neutral

April is shy, demure and passive so no PSE for those into that
A couple of silly tattoos, including a forest scene on her forearm.
Not a conversationalist.

Negative

Absolutely none

I will definitely go back to see April. There is no sign of my favourite Gabi and you'll be hard pushed to find a sweeter prettier young girl at HoD

Another Romanian disaster!


Offline Meursault

Good job Sir
To be honest I hadn't realised she'd developed a bit of a fan base
She greeted me in that exact same outfit. That picture does give a decent likeness.
 :hi:
« Last Edit: April 25, 2021, 09:01:35 am by Meursault »

Offline bedhedred

10 positives
1 neutral
Plus 5 positives on p net

Because she doesn't have an AW profile, you don't easily get the full history.

She mostly works at MKE.


Offline BootsnBunches

My number one target when I'm in town on Tuesday

Offline Smiley69


Neutral

A couple of silly tattoos, including a forest scene on her forearm.
Not a conversationalist.


...but possibly a conservationist, the tattoo suggests  :P
« Last Edit: April 25, 2021, 10:21:17 am by Smiley69 »

Offline Ivor Hunch

Never tried HOD, but those tiny breasts and gorgeous nipples....

What is the set up there?  Is it not blindingly obvious to neighbours what is going on with a string of chaps coming and going?  Presumably under UK law this sort of operation must be illegal.  Presumably also police must know waht is going on?  One assumes Plod must have internet access?  Is there a risk here?

Offline Meursault

Never tried HOD, but those tiny breasts and gorgeous nipples....

What is the set up there?  Is it not blindingly obvious to neighbours what is going on with a string of chaps coming and going?  Presumably under UK law this sort of operation must be illegal.  Presumably also police must know waht is going on?  One assumes Plod must have internet access?  Is there a risk here?
The police aren't interested, the neighbours are transient, the flats are discrete. Relax FGS
 :hi:


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sweet girl ,who likes art
she is intelligent and educated and as a bonus can deep-throat
my only gripe was no cim
very friendly
models body

Offline LLPunting

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Worth updating your own review with a change in service or better still write a new review.

I've seen April 3 times and it went progressively downhill, in enthusiasm,  after the first excellent punt with a seemingly quite naive young thing.

A victim of her good publicity (mine included) and the gruelling back to back sweat shop mentality of HoD.

Maybe she'll be better if she goes independent like Dollar - who told me she hated working at HoD and is much happier as an indie.

She certainly gave me a good service, review to follow.

How long ago did her service drop off for you?

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Never tried HOD, but those tiny breasts and gorgeous nipples....

What is the set up there?  Is it not blindingly obvious to neighbours what is going on with a string of chaps coming and going?  Presumably under UK law this sort of operation must be illegal.  Presumably also police must know waht is going on?  One assumes Plod must have internet access?  Is there a risk here?

Shocked you're so naive about HOD. The owner, Karl Evanson, is an ex cop and as such appears to enjoy a 'professional relationship' with Police in that they know HOD exists, that he runs it and what goes on there but they don't shut him down as they claim it's safer for the girls to work there rather than working the streets or by themselves (which yes it probably is but lets be honest, the fact he's ex plod also helps no doubt to keep them from shutting him down).

He also hates this forum (yesterday tweeted about; 'Twitter trolls and forum fuckwits') because he's been banned off here multiple times for trying to tout HOD here and we've been criticising the upcoming HOD price increases. The man absolutely cannot handle criticism at all. 

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Shocked you're so naive about HOD. The owner, Karl Evanson, is an ex cop and as such appears to enjoy a 'professional relationship' with Police in that they know HOD exists, that he runs it and what goes on there but they don't shut him down as they claim it's safer for the girls to work there rather than working the streets or by themselves (which yes it probably is but lets be honest, the fact he's ex plod also helps no doubt to keep them from shutting him down).

He also hates this forum (yesterday tweeted about; 'Twitter trolls and forum fuckwits') because he's been banned off here multiple times for trying to tout HOD here and we've been criticising the upcoming HOD price increases. The man absolutely cannot handle criticism at all.

He may be able to provide the girls with an uninterrupted work environment free from legal intervention but he's still a pimp running a protected racket that over-works the girls.  The contempt for him is wholly justified.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

He may be able to provide the girls with an uninterrupted work environment free from legal intervention but he's still a pimp running a protected racket that over-works the girls.  The contempt for him is wholly justified.

I agree. I find his excuses on twitter for the criticisms towards the price rise to be hilarious such as saying the girls are leaving because they want more money. That may be true but from speaking to a lot of them they complain that they're either overworked and earning a fraction of the money at HOD that they could working indie, and some do plan to leave HOD soon and go indie though I won't say who, or they are struggling to attract customers in London lately with many preferring to work in MK as it's much busier.

I've also been told that quite a few of the girls listed on the website have actually left but he keeps their profiles up to make them look like they have a much larger roster than they actually do. I used to be a big fan of HOD and would even defend them on here quite a but I'm just tired of his bullshit now and the price rise (which some of the girls with whom I've spoken agree is a bizarre idea seeing as many of them are already struggling to attract business at the current reasonable pricing) may be the final nail in the coffin for me to stop visiting. From looking at the reviews on here there does appear to still be quite a few reasonably priced high quality indies left in London. 

Offline l4at

I've also been told that quite a few of the girls listed on the website have actually left but he keeps their profiles up to make them look like they have a much larger roster than they actually do.

That doesn’t surprise me as Lilly’s profile was on the website for months despite never appearing. Just curious where you heard it from though? The horses mouth itself?

Offline MysteryManNo.7

That doesn’t surprise me as Lilly’s profile was on the website for months despite never appearing. Just curious where you heard it from though? The horses mouth itself?

Heard it from one of the girls. I basically said how I hadn't seen one of the girls on the roster for a few weeks and she said: 'oh, she's left, no idea if she's coming back'. She also confirmed a few of the Eastern European girls had returned home though they may be returning and then there's girls like Blaire who haven't appeared in months.

Lilly was a prime example, in 3 years of punting at HOD I think I saw her actually appear on the roster a total of 4 times and one of those times I booked her and she didn't show up for work! One of the other girls this week did not show up but HOD twitter kept advertising her all day as if she was available for some reason.

Offline Meursault

Shocked you're so naive about HOD. The owner, Karl Evanson, is an ex cop and as such appears to enjoy a 'professional relationship' with Police in that they know HOD exists, that he runs it and what goes on there but they don't shut him down as they claim it's safer for the girls to work there rather than working the streets or by themselves (which yes it probably is but lets be honest, the fact he's ex plod also helps no doubt to keep them from shutting him down).

He also hates this forum (yesterday tweeted about; 'Twitter trolls and forum fuckwits') because he's been banned off here multiple times for trying to tout HOD here and we've been criticising the upcoming HOD price increases. The man absolutely cannot handle criticism at all.
Quickly
No attempt by her to build rapport after the first pleasant punt.
Clearly going through the motions by the 3rd visit due to back to back pressure.
She used so much lube the 3rd time sex was pointless.