Life time punter, long time lurker here, only just figured out how to do the Bitcoin thing and figured it's past time to give back!
So, this is my first review here - I've got a few from the last year or so and I'll follow up when I have some time.
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External Link/Members OnlyMeeting happened between lockdowns last year when things were pretty quiet and few options were to be had. She seems to move around a lot - currently down in Brighton but I grabbed her when she was based up here in Surrey.
Comms - on and off via AW email - frankly a bit like getting blood from a stone, and I'd seen her one previous review here about her going radio silent so I never really expected the meet to happen but her pics looked great so I persevered over some weeks before finally setting a date and only then switching to TXT.
Rate - £160 / 1hr inc extra £20 for A levels that didn't happen. For a TOFTT I would normally just book 30 mins but an hr was her minimum booking.
Mel aka Breastbaby - advertises as 44, sure we all know that's never going to be accurate but 54 is being generous, wrinkly and more like a granny although I can't deny she's still in ok shape for her age. The pics are definitely her - but easily more than a decade old.
Facially - she was probably slightly the pretty side of plain once upon a time. Judicious use of make-up meant I didn't realise what I was in for until after I'd handed over the cash and she'd undressed.
Meet - I should have booted her out as soon as I realised but I had been dry for a long time so figured - any port in a storm, eh? But she did nothing for me, wasn't really attracted to her, and I barely managed to get a hardon despite help from a blue pill. No way anal was going to happen as I need to be rock hard for any hope of that. She did eventually manage to get me hard enough thanks to decent BJ skills (OWO) and HJ and we tried a couple of positions, doggy was about the best as I didn't have to look at her face, but still, my heart just wasn't in it. Took a break, she gave me a bit of a massage to help relax me.
To be fair to her - she was very understanding, relaxed, tried her hardest - and honestly at that point I was borderline making this a neutral due to her very positive attitude - but then after a bit I suggested trying again and asked for rimming as we'd agreed. I often find that gets me going but she was not keen at all - took a few tentative licks but the look on her face said she was definitely not into it - and I was clean as a whistle and freshly shaved down there.
So - definitely a firm negative for using way out of date pics, not all that great to look at, and failed to fully deliver services on her list that we'd pre-agreed by txt.
Hopefully I'll save someone else from making the same mistake, as I've no doubt been saved many times by reviews here!
