External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Edinburgh (Road name removed as per rule #22)
Time: 1 Hour
Price: £120
TL/DR – If you don’t want to read my longish review a summary would be young, amateur and gormless.
Thought I’d try something different and this new profile came up saying that she is up for anything, but particularly mentioned rough sex, not that I’m a rough guy but thought a bit of hard pounding and deep throat would be fun. Maybe some anal and a bit of domination as well – after all she says she will consider most anything. Sent a text saying what I was looking for and she said everything ok apart from anal but she would allow fingering in pussy and ass.
Anyway god preserve us from amateurs. She’s a young lassie, and AW age seems about right at 24 but she is what I would describe as gormless and actually doesn’t have a clue.
Arrived on time and had one of those moments at the door when the buzzers had all other flat numbers but not the one she had given me. I had to text standing there out in the open with a bunch of workers looking on and she buzzed me in and I went up to her flat. She opened door dressed in something or other but was definitely not sexy apparel – it was shorts and some sort of top.
She stripped off and had what is known as ‘dogs noses’ tits. Small and pointy, quite sexy and they were pierced but they were a no touch zone as they were ‘sensitive’ so that’s the first part of the rough scenario out the window. I couldn't even suck them without her making a strange noise not of pleasure
There was a bit of a belly and some scarring as well but I was there with a raging hardon so wanted to get down to it. I had decided to take some Viagra this time as the last couple of times I’ve had trouble maintaining an erection and so I had a total bricker ready to use and I have to say it stayed that way for the whole hour – fantastic that it was hard but not fantastic that i couldn't make the best use of it.
Started by taking control and shoved my cock in her mouth but all she did was open her mouth and make a hole and that was it – no action. Tried some deep throat face fucking and she was up for it but only in a totally passive way which was a bit off putting. Did that for a while and she gagged a couple of times but then I started feeling sorry for her. There was no way this was going to be rough or even PSE or even GFE. She’s a young lassie who is really out of her depth and I really don't think she knows what rough sex or even PSE is.
Did some RO but she just lay there like a sack of tatties and just as responsive.
It ended up with her mostly giving me rubbish blow jobs - after half an hour I said lets do something else and she actually said I think we’ve done a lot already in a quite plaintive sorry for herself voice.
She then said she really loves anal and I perked up there but it was just a stream of consciousness and she finished that by saying she doesn’t now though but maybe sometimes in the future she might like it again. By this time I was just amused by her naivety. Asked if I could finish with CIM and she said yes but doesn’t swallow so gave it a bash but it was so pathetic that I decided to come all over tits instead after another half hearted face fucking.
Says she has a lot of regulars which I think is a lot of rubbish.
To top it all there was a guy coming in as I was heading out and I can’t imagine she would have had time to wash or shower so there’s that to consider as well.
She was a nice girl but should take up another profession.
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