Aisha Crazy Lover Stanmore The Funhouse HA3

[dubhcarr]

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I fancied a bigger girl after a run of size 8's something to grab hold of especially in the tit dept and after reading a couple of reviews (thx to all   ) I decided on Aisha.

Expectation: the usual Funhouse vanilla GFE from a willing girl.

Comms: good with Nikki 40/50/90   15/30/60 mins so I booked 60 min for 90 Lizzies at three hour notice.

Venue: car knows its way lots of free parking miles from any station but bus gets you within 10 min walk. Small back bedroom, new bed a bit low and hard OK shower and some product including mouthwash.

Services: FK OWO HJ Nipple play covered sex in mish and doggy

The Girl: age mid to late 30's looks 5-6 size 14 impressive 36 EE tits with good nips 5'4" tall hard to say exact but she stood on the low bed to kiss an things were OK. Long black hair substantial soft figure friendly and willing, english poor she is I suspect the girl in the profile pics.

The meet: Was running 5 mins late and txt Nikki so OK. Arrived buzzed up and Aisha opens the door and Hi sanitize hands off with shoes and into little (Xenas) bedroom. Paperwork and shower done used products and back into bedroom. Aisha is wearing a white one piece over bra and panties and I was keen to get to those puppies so off with one piece and bra/panties. I had stated my preferences and Aisha said RO was off limits which I was not happy about but move on and french kiss with some passion. Rub tits suck nipples and back to FK.I usually enjoy this bit Aisha is a smoker and her breath was not fresh but even though I soldiered on. Down onto bed and she got on top and told me to relax as she started to rub her tits on my chest and lick my nipples. The odd nipple nip from her which I found rough but hey ho on we go. She then produced wet wipes and starts to wipe Bod Mhor who up to now has been disinterested. Read about this but I always go with the girl so she lubes BM and gives HJ while licking and nipping my nipples. ( ) after a while she goes down on BM and starts to BJ OWO but after a few mins she abandons this. She is slightly asthmatic and maybe this had something to do with it but more lube as I help BM get interested. We are FK through out as I ignore the breath and BM is ready for a condom. Rubber up more lube (I had read in other reviews) and mount in mish. She keeps her legs very low so penetration was difficult and I was a little perplexed as she is a big girl and we had used a gallon of lube but I lie down for more nipple play as she HJ and I decide doggy. This always seems to be the safer bet with big girls. Boy she is tight, now I know why she uses so much lube and maybe I was the first of the day so penetration was in stages. Still after a minute I get a rhythm and watch myself in the mirror whilst also getting a good view of the devil tattoo on her left shoulder and small of back scroll tattoo thing. So I am happy at last and ride as I think that she is the tightest I have had for a while. Vary pace and keep admiring myself in the mirror then pick up pace to completion. Clean up and chat she is a nice girl and I did fancy her but it was clear to me that she was having an off day. Her hand was bandaged and it hurt she was very tired because she had hardly any sleep with the pain. We chatted and occasional kiss as she sat on the end of the bed. I guess she would have offered massage or go again normally but not today. So I up and showered and dressed and left on the hour without the usual smile that I get from the Funhouse.

Conclusion: Sad to say but I did not get VFM today and too much was wrong for this punt to be rated any other way. I am surprised Aisha was working with her injury etc and think it was poor form and I suspect it affected her badly. What more to say? YHB have  my tale and I suspect that I will wait for Carla to return before trying the Funhouse again although I have a mind to try Candy when she comes back.
Happy safe punting   

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[smiths]

Link:  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I fancied a bigger girl after a run of size 8's something to grab hold of especially in the tit dept and after reading a couple of reviews (thx to all   ) I decided on Aisha.

Expectation: the usual Funhouse vanilla GFE from a willing girl.

Comms: good with Nikki 40/50/90   15/30/60 mins so I booked 60 min for 90 Lizzies at three hour notice.

Venue: car knows its way lots of free parking miles from any station but bus gets you within 10 min walk. Small back bedroom, new bed a bit low and hard OK shower and some product including mouthwash.

Services: FK OWO HJ Nipple play covered sex in mish and doggy

The Girl: age mid to late 30's looks 5-6 size 14 impressive 36 EE tits with good nips 5'4" tall hard to say exact but she stood on the low bed to kiss an things were OK. Long black hair substantial soft figure friendly and willing, english poor she is I suspect the girl in the profile pics.

The meet: Was running 5 mins late and txt Nikki so OK. Arrived buzzed up and Aisha opens the door and Hi sanitize hands off with shoes and into little (Xenas) bedroom. Paperwork and shower done used products and back into bedroom. Aisha is wearing a white one piece over bra and panties and I was keen to get to those puppies so off with one piece and bra/panties. I had stated my preferences and Aisha said RO was off limits which I was not happy about but move on and french kiss with some passion. Rub tits suck nipples and back to FK.I usually enjoy this bit Aisha is a smoker and her breath was not fresh but even though I soldiered on. Down onto bed and she got on top and told me to relax as she started to rub her tits on my chest and lick my nipples. The odd nipple nip from her which I found rough but hey ho on we go. She then produced wet wipes and starts to wipe Bod Mhor who up to now has been disinterested. Read about this but I always go with the girl so she lubes BM and gives HJ while licking and nipping my nipples. ( ) after a while she goes down on BM and starts to BJ OWO but after a few mins she abandons this. She is slightly asthmatic and maybe this had something to do with it but more lube as I help BM get interested. We are FK through out as I ignore the breath and BM is ready for a condom. Rubber up more lube (I had read in other reviews) and mount in mish. She keeps her legs very low so penetration was difficult and I was a little perplexed as she is a big girl and we had used a gallon of lube but I lie down for more nipple play as she HJ and I decide doggy. This always seems to be the safer bet with big girls. Boy she is tight, now I know why she uses so much lube and maybe I was the first of the day so penetration was in stages. Still after a minute I get a rhythm and watch myself in the mirror whilst also getting a good view of the devil tattoo on her left shoulder and small of back scroll tattoo thing. So I am happy at last and ride as I think that she is the tightest I have had for a while. Vary pace and keep admiring myself in the mirror then pick up pace to completion. Clean up and chat she is a nice girl and I did fancy her but it was clear to me that she was having an off day. Her hand was bandaged and it hurt she was very tired because she had hardly any sleep with the pain. We chatted and occasional kiss as she sat on the end of the bed. I guess she would have offered massage or go again normally but not today. So I up and showered and dressed and left on the hour without the usual smile that I get from the Funhouse.

Conclusion: Sad to say but I did not get VFM today and too much was wrong for this punt to be rated any other way. I am surprised Aisha was working with her injury etc and think it was poor form and I suspect it affected her badly. What more to say? YHB have  my tale and I suspect that I will wait for Carla to return before trying the Funhouse again although I have a mind to try Candy when she comes back.
Happy safe punting   

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Sorry to hear about but thanks for the review. I would of given her a neg if this had happened to me with her, fortunately she has been good for me when I have seen her. If you see Candy bear in mind she may only offer lips kissing if that. She really didn't want to kiss me at all when I saw her.

[Ron89]

I find it baffling that people pay this woman for sex, she’s a 2/10 grandma type. Always assumed she was just the funhouse maid when I bumped into her

[dubhcarr]

Sorry to hear about but thanks for the review. I would of given her a neg if this had happened to me with her, fortunately she has been good for me when I have seen her. If you see Candy bear in mind she may only offer lips kissing if that. She really didn't want to kiss me at all when I saw her.

Thanks Mr S yeh I noticed that you had a good time with Aisha. She probably would be OK again but IMO should not have been working with her injury. Maybe 30 min is all that punters should consider? As for Candy I had noted her limitation (until second visit?) re kissing so my jury is still out on her.   

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

I saw her again, around a month ago for 30mins, full on dfk, only negative was her fanny stunk

[farthings]

I saw her again, around a month ago for 30mins, full on dfk, only negative was her fanny stunk

I'd say that's a pretty big negative

[dubhcarr]

I find it baffling that people pay this woman for sex, she’s a 2/10 grandma type. Always assumed she was just the funhouse maid when I bumped into her

I have not met Reeka yet and probably for me that is a step too far but some like her. I have been punting pretty size 8 small or enhanced titted SPs for a while now and sometimes I need a change. Aisha is a real woman which does not always go down well with some. I found her attractive as a package and she does have magnificent natural tits with a friendly attitude what could go wrong? Weii YHB know now and I was a bit disappointed. The great thing about this hobby is that there are all types races sizes and ages you just need to make your choice and pay your money.   

[Ron89]

I have not met Reeka yet and probably for me that is a step too far but some like her. I have been punting pretty size 8 small or enhanced titted SPs for a while now and sometimes I need a change. Aisha is a real woman which does not always go down well with some. I found her attractive as a package and she does have magnificent natural tits with a friendly attitude what could go wrong? Weii YHB know now and I was a bit disappointed. The great thing about this hobby is that there are all types races sizes and ages you just need to make your choice and pay your money.   

Each to their own bro, she’s hideous and you could fuck a far far hotter girl for the same price.

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

Each to their own bro, she’s hideous and you could fuck a far far hotter girl for the same price.

yr neutrals and negatives count are pretty high considering you only fuck hot girls

[smiths]

Thanks Mr S yeh I noticed that you had a good time with Aisha. She probably would be OK again but IMO should not have been working with her injury. Maybe 30 min is all that punters should consider? As for Candy I had noted her limitation (until second visit?) re kissing so my jury is still out on her.   

Indeed she shouldn't of been working and a neg is right in my view. As to talk of WGs being ugly etc well it comes down to personal taste as ever in punting. Aisha is no looker to me but her service has trumped her looks for me when I have seen her. Of course both is ideal. At £50 half hour apart from Carla now back at the FH there aren't any other WGs I like for that cost. Melissa aka Andreaa in Kingsbury who I find good looking facially as per her pics but she hasn't the best body due to child birth i think is good value to me at £60 half hour or £90 an hour and she is mid-20s. Regina in Wood Green at £60 half hour and £80 an hour was good value to me as well. Anna in Tottenham now sadly gone was great value at £60 half hour and was not good looking facially to me but offered a great service to me many times.

[Sunny]

Each to their own bro, she’s hideous and you could fuck a far far hotter girl for the same price.

I have been trying to see Reeka but she only works until 7pm, I finish work at 6pm takes me an hour to get there. Tried booking an earlier time but she cancelled me for a regular (Liveone4). This dude LIVEONE4 on AW feedback has spent over £1200 on her in the last couple of months just insane.

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[Ron89]

yr neutrals and negatives count are pretty high considering you only fuck hot girls

Hot doesn't guarantee good service, thought that much was obvious. 

[Ron89]

I have been trying to see Reeka but she only works until 7pm, I finish work at 6pm takes me an hour to get there. Tried booking an earlier time but she cancelled me for a regular (Liveone4). This dude LIVEONE4 on AW feedback has spent over £1200 on her in the last couple of months just insane.

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hahah Jesus, could fuck 8-10 hotties in London for that.

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

hahah Jesus, could fuck 8-10 hotties in London for that.

which means 10 more negative reviews on yr review count?? right