Author Topic: Relax Thai Therapies - Swansea (Massage only)  (Read 5066 times)

Offline BamBam

so thought I’d try some places off the reviewed list here.

So booked an appointment 60mins hot oil. £38

So the therapist was small and cute.
Spoke good English.
Dressed smart and wore a mask. So all looked legit.
So at this point was disappointed.

In to the room. Great mood. Very warm and dented. Nice music and dimmed lights.
Got hold to strip and get on the bed. She left the room.

So down to the nude and on the bed with towel.

Once the massage started I realised just how good she was and I was soon in seventh heaven.
Then on to the bed she got pushed the towel down of my arse. And as she was massaging my back she was rubbing her pussy against it - I was rock fucking hard.

She then started on my legs with a good few swipes of my balls and stiff which was tucked downward and defines winking away at her as she brushed against it.
As this was unexpected now - I was more turned on and hard than normal

TURN OVER PLEASE

So I did swiftly - with my dick rock hard.

She carried on massaging my legs with the odd swipe of my star and balls.
This was as far as it went.


This was by far the best massage I had ever had. Loosened many knots and hard - what I think was a bit of a rub - 

What can I say. I left. On the verge of exploding and a little confused.
There was no sign that this was like JASMINES OR CARAs.
But the massage IMO was the best of all with I think was not accidental rubs.

Anyone else been.

Offline justalad

Needs to be removed to the review section.

Offline BamBam

Needs to be removed to the review section.

Sorry. My mistake.
How do I do that ?

Offline HarryChappers

Hi,

Is this place in Swansea ? Where roughly is it ?

Cheers Harry

Offline justalad

Sorry. My mistake.
How do I do that ?
Report the post bud and ask admin to shift it over.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Have moved this to review section.

OP, can you add a link so we can see where this refers to?

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Did you say anything, or offer some money for more at any stage OP.  If not maybe she was confused too that you didn't necc want her to carry on?

With encouragement, sounds to me like she would have been happy?

Offline BamBam

Did you say anything, or offer some money for more at any stage OP.  If not maybe she was confused too that you didn't necc want her to carry on?

With encouragement, sounds to me like she would have been happy?

No. I didn’t offer any more.
In my experience they usually make the offer. My cock said I was well and tribally up for it.
But it didn’t feel right - just had the feeling that anything more was not on the list.

Would have loved to give her one she was small and cute - really well kept.
Some Thais I’ve see are rough rough and definitely part of the game.

This one was refined If I’m making sense.

The massage was so good I really didn’t want to get banned by asking!!! Or over stepping.
May try again and give the towel a sneaky pull to expose the cock and see what happens. 🤔🤔

Offline martypoos

I’m surprised with the cc swipes and then with your cock standing to attention when you turned over that nothing else was on offer! Especially when she continued to touch your ass and balls, maybe she was new and was waiting for you to make the second move! (First move being your hard cock lol)
Banned reason: Boundary pusher
Banned by: Kev40ish

Offline BamBam

I’m surprised with the cc swipes and then with your cock standing to attention when you turned over that nothing else was on offer! Especially when she continued to touch your ass and balls, maybe she was new and was waiting for you to make the second move! (First move being your hard cock lol)

Recommendations - fit testing the water her then.
What would a be the respectful jesters with out getting banned if I have miss read the situation??

Offline Punting_Mad

Recommendations - fit testing the water her then.
What would a be the respectful jesters with out getting banned if I have miss read the situation??

that is the most bizarre post.....

Offline BamBam


that is the most bizarre post.....

Sorry predictive text!

Recommendations - for testing the water.
What would a be the respectful jester to see if she will go any further with out getting banned if I have miss read the situation??

When you find somewhere you enjoy for a certain reason you don’t want to spoil it.
This was a damn good massage and sometimes that is what you need.

If a HE was there also it would be exceptional 👌

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Sorry predictive text!

What would a be the respectful jester to see if she will go any further with out getting banned if I have miss read the situation??

I think he means "tester" rather than an entertaining dwarf wearing a cap with jingly bells

Offline BamBam

I think he means "tester" rather than an entertaining dwarf wearing a cap with jingly bells

See predictive text.
Yes tester  :thumbsup:

Offline Punting_Mad

There's me thinking it was gesture.... Or much more fun would have been Had with a jester there...!

Offline BamBam

I think he means "tester" rather than an entertaining dwarf wearing a cap with jingly bells

So I hear your pretty good at the massage.
What would you say Wendy?

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So I hear your pretty good at the massage.
What would you say Wendy?

No clue! There's not much WSWS at Wendy Towers, although I'm told that a good gauge is to strip off entirely and if it's strictly legit they'll usually tell you to put your pants back on. I don't know if the fellas would agree with that?

Offline Global_Punter

No clue! There's not much WSWS at Wendy Towers, although I'm told that a good gauge is to strip off entirely and if it's strictly legit they'll usually tell you to put your pants back on. I don't know if the fellas would agree with that?

I concur @bambam, next time just politely ask. If she says no then apologies will be in order. Although I had this happen to me once and I was left speechless, I later booked a session at the same establishment multiple times and got extras.

You may get lucky in a second booking with the same lady, so give it a go  :hi:
« Last Edit: May 01, 2021, 05:28:45 pm by Global_Punter »

Offline BamBam

I’m feeling optimistic.

Will I be brave enough??


Booking made for Next Sat - so time will tell
I’ll report back after. 🤞

Offline BamBam

Ok So here goes.
Literally sitting in the Car park.
My Saturday dinner time massage was once again great.
Had the same Lady small cute sexy beautiful soft skin
Told to get on the bed so stripped naked and towel placed over my behind.
On she climbed massaging my back and again sitting on my arse. As she moved around the towel was gone now down by my feet.

On to my legs. Great leg massage. Towel covering one arse cheek and the swipes start. Ok so I’m rock hard and clearly on display as she keeps seashore g back and forth over my bell. Fuck I’m nearly coming there and then.

Turn over please.
So I turned over, towel loosely positioned over my cock and as she starts massaging my legs repositions the towel and my cock is out throbbing and twitching to be played  with.

But that’s it. Massage over - pre skunk hanging out the end of my dick and out she goes.
WTF so off down Jasmines I’m going or I’m going to be walking around town in this pouring down rain with a stuffy all afternoon.

Conclusion seriously good massage with teasing but no finish so left on verge of exploding.
I think one more swipe and I would have been done.
Definitely does appear to be legit  :dash: to my utmost disappointment

Offline Secretliaisonswansea

Disappointed for you…and for me as I would have been making a booking ASAP.

Offline Nj72

Is it wrong to ask “Will you give me a hand job?” these days?

Offline BamBam

Is it wrong to ask “Will you give me a hand job?” these days?
Well I’ve been again early this week and it went the same way.
 This place is doing wonders for my arm injury.
Suffered tennis elbow for years and now it’s pain free, so thought let try my luck.
This time I left the towel off and just laid there.
Massage carried on. Turned over and said That I have a lot of tension needing to be released.
Any chance of helping me as I grabbed my cock.
She just looked at me and she carried on the massage.
So no. Chance by the looks of it.

Offline SALIBA

wow, gotta admire your perseverance  :D

Offline Nj72

wow, gotta admire your perseverance  :D
thanks for the further info. This is 15 mins away from me. Think I’ll give it a miss.

Offline BamBam

After a not so nobbling round of a tidy amount of ball hitting on the green.
I’m not being funny mun but my 67 year old arse ain’t what it used to be.
4hrs from T off and 4hrs in the bar still home by 5 yesterday and bloody hanging.
So butt, looking to book a session to like fix my pains but this place is dust. It gone like I need a good  massage after my Cracking Saturday Golf
Any ones out there not cowing hambones.
Recommendations Ta  :hi:

Who said retirement is all fun.

Offline SALIBA

Depends where you are.

Anna @ Jasmine
Working Wendy in Llanelli
and Amy @ Pure Bliss

would all get a thumbs up from me.

Offline throatfiller8

Anna at Jasmine Thai is great. Most extras available include OWO (superb OWO with CIM) and FS if you want it. I only saw Working Wendy once. Nice lady and have me a brilliant BJ but understand she no longer offers that service, unfortunately. Cara (advertises as Best Asian Massage) gives an awesome HE but no other extras. Has been known to go topless but no touching. The Chinese wanking shop in Morriston is very hit and miss. Girls rotate regularly so pot luck what you get. You'll always get HE. I've had OWO there occasionally.

Offline Swsnapper

I'm suffering from some lower back pain at moment and am debating whether to go somewhere I can get a HE at the end of a decent massage or just go to physio.

Original place sounds amazing but I think the frustration would annoy me!