"Maya Sweety x", the Monster - West Ham AVOID

[IYELLALOT]

Link
External Link/Members Only

Preamble
Massive fight with the girlfriend over me "cheating" on her with her sister. She read text messages between us on my phone while I was taking a dump. Disgusted by her lack of trust I thought I would teach her a lesson. Logged onto AW...

Location
Block of flats not far from station. The apartment itself had a few rooms, I was escorted by Maya to one of the rooms.

Cost
ZERO

Comms
Great comms to begin with. When I got there she had gone off with another punter and so apparently 'Jessica' was texting me.

Girl
Looks nothing like her glammed up pics. She stands at at least 5"10 and is a heffer. Very manly. No make up. Body was at least a size 12/14. No thank you, I don't like men. Think shot putter physique and you're along the right lines. Ass was weird and square, well that's what I saw when she let me out! 2/10 for looks, 0/10 for personality.

The Meet
Scheduled to meet at a certain time, got there 5 mins early and text her no reply, called and no reply, 5 mins later 'she' texts and says "Sorry I'm busy but you can see Jess". OK I say. She then asks me to wait another 10 mins.
After 10 mins given the door number. Walk in and knock and a heffer opens the door, leads me to a room. I ask who are you? "I'm Maya", OK where is Jess? I thought we were doing swapsies? "No it's OK i can see you now". I remark that she does not look like her pics, this sets her off. Why?/What do you mean?/What are you trying to say? etc. She turns nasty. I apologise for wasting her time (not sure why) and wish her a good night, she ignores me and huffs and puffs me to the door. Slams it on me after I walk out.

Here is the best bit. As I trudge to the bus stop I start getting abusive texts from her.
DO NOT EVER WASTE MY TIME AGAIN
IDIOT
FACKING BASTERD
etc etc.

I could have said a LOT back but thought best to avoid responding, so I simply block her number. Magically as I get home random numbers start calling my phone. She has obviously given my number out. I turn phone off, turn it back on the next day and for three days afterwards I kept getting weird calls.

Lessons?
Forgive girlfriend for her betrayal. Change pin code on my phone so that she can't snoop again.
Never believe a spate of glowing reviews on AW again. If it seems too goof to be true...

What does the future hold?
Definitely not a repeat visit to Maya the Monster! I read that she is leaving. GOOD RIDDANCE! I'm just glad that I managed to give her a neg linked to her new profile so that others don't go through what I did. Nasty piece of work she is. Should have worn her make up and maybe she'd have resembled her pics. Also giving my number out is unacceptable.
Enter at your own risk.

AVOID

The search for my first positive AW review continues...

[bedhedred]

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[SamOmar]

I think you need to stop using AW and splurge with a reputable agency - Your wasting either your time or money or both

[treadmill1]

As i have said before many claims to be Hungarians but they are Roms and hence the attitude!!! Some of their glowing reviews are from their pimps!

[Fuzzyduck]

I think you need to stop using AW and splurge with a reputable agency - Your wasting either your time or money or both

Alternatively, pick your next few punts based on credible, positive reviews here.

[puntingpumping1920]

I love OP's reviews

Always makes me chuckle

[bedhedred]

You fucked your girlfriend's sister, had a row with your girlfriend and then you went to West Ham and had row with one of the two sisters whom I duoed with on Saturday! 😉

[Fuzzyduck]

I love OP's reviews

Always makes me chuckle

Yes, although I do wonder if he is a masochist who gets more out of a crap experience! I particularly liked the reference to blowie like something out of the Evil Dead. Made me think of this at the time.
External Link/Members Only

[VladtheImpaleHer]

As i have said before many claims to be Hungarians but they are Roms and hence the attitude!!! Some of their glowing reviews are from their pimps!

She looks more Romanian IMO.

[lillythesavage]

You fucked your girlfriend's sister, had a row with your girlfriend and then you went to West Ham and had row with one of the two sisters whom I duoed with on Saturday! 😉

Lol, you have got to question his women management skills. " you do not look like your pictures " as an opening line ain,t going to get you a good punt.

Years ago I was seeing a girl who had no problem with me fucking others, even her friends, who she would bring to me at times, but if I looked sideways at her sister the mood changed instantly.

Delete the messages instantly, it was bound to cause problems even if nothing was going on. Try having a punt when you are in a good mood and horny.

[bedhedred]

Yes!

I've tried punting while stressed and irritable. The girl can pick up on the signals quickly and she might start getting funny with you. Relaxed and happy is the best way to start.

[DocJohnson]

OP, can we get a review of the sister? Your reviews are cracking me up! Hopefully your handsome self has found a positive punt in recent weeks. 

[king tarzan]

She looks more Romanian IMO.

Roma gypsies are spread all across Eastern Europe.. they are indian (what is now Pakistan) blooded ancestry...
ROMA IS NOT SHORT FOR ROMANIAN

If a beautiful brown skinned Roma stood next to same type Pakistani?indian you would not be able to tell the difference..
Technically Pakistani/Roma are both off shoots of Indian..

[golden bull]

I’m actually more shocked the OP didn’t take his phone with him while having a dump 💩😂