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This took place in June 2021.
Comms: Had a job out in the wilds of Essex / East London, and was planning to drop into Zen in Upminster Bridge to check it out but they had no space at the inn, so I had a quick google and decided to try Velvet Spa. Have never been before and caught me out a bit when a man answered the phone!
Venue: It's a shop in a parade in the town centre, I managed to find a parking space outside but I imagine during the day you'd need to use a local shopping car centre car park or public transport.
The lady: Amy, I'd say mid 40s, she had mask on some of the time. Friendly enough lady, OK English, slightly shapeless, about a size 12-14, about 5 foot 3 or 4. B/C cup. Sorry, forgot to ask what days.
The service: £45 for 60 mins. Sorted the paperwork out at reception with the male receptionist, which might be odd for some, but he was OK and I guess he's the owner. I popped in the shower whilst she popped out and came back after a few mins. I got naked on the table, she turned some music on and started with my back, down to my bum, and then moved onto my legs. The massage was OK, nothing more than that and after about 10 mins. the effort dropped a bit and it got repetitive. After about 30 mins. she gave the crack a bit of a tickle and a little slap and giggle and whispered in my ear if I wanted any extras. I asked for just a HJ, and she tried to upsell the body to body but she didn't have a body I wanted to see and the lack of effort in the massage didn't really get me warmed up, so I turned over. Her technique was actually OK, and she let me have a squeeze of her clothed bum to help me get over the line. Given her positioning I could see she wouldn't allow more and that was OK for me. After letting go, she cleaned me up, washed her hands and finished my time off with some head and foot massage, although again, not the best massage and not a lot of effort.
Rating: I give her a neutral. She was friendly enough, massage was OK. Not fully sensual. Not sure what the b2b would be like and I'll let someone else find out.
Return visit?: No, not for me.
Thank you, happy to take questions.
