External Link/Members OnlyTime and Cost: 30mins @ £50
Location: Small ground floor flat in Cinderhill, Nottingham, near Cinderhill Tram Stop. On street parking but not much of it. Academic really as she is only there for this week.
Communication: Easy enough and easy to find.
Service: Tantric Body to Body Massage with hand relief.
Provider: The pictures on the profile are not the ones of the girl I saw. The text says that they are (if they are then they don’t actually look like her – not even a little bit). However, she was not unattractive and did have a nice body, I would say mid-40s.
The event: I have never had a tantric massage before, it sounded pretty good so I thought why not go for it. If I had realised it was just a perfunctory back rub the same as a Soho walk-up followed by some strange body gyration and a disinterested boob rub all over my back then I probably wouldn’t have bothered. There was a seemingly rushed hand job at the end whilst she simultaneously read whatever was on her phone though. The highlight was when she told me I didn’t have much time left and got to wank myself off.
All in, I got what I paid for, nothing special and wouldn’t go back nor have that service again. However, it was not a positive experience. At best it was OK, but for 50 quid I expect someone to at least pretend more convincingly.
