External Link/Members Only£120 1hr £80 30minSo this was a plan D that i just knew would be shit, but i'd made up my mind i was going to see someone and as always ended up regretting it. Learned a lot from this.
Confirmed sex twice plus whatever else was on the menu for £120 via text, comms were very good, short notice booking.
House was in Carlton area of Nottingham, very residential with plenty of parking.
On first appearances my suspicions that 'Maya' would be far older than her advertised age of 27 were confirmed - i'd give it more like 40yrs old. Not that she's particularly bad looking for 40, but her body and more importantly her face are definitely not that of a 20-something. Thais can get away with quite a bit of latitude age-wise as they often look younger than they are, but this was taking the piss a bit. She's quite short and petite, but has a slightly bong eye and a big old set of teeth in there. To be fair, I can see how she would appeal to many, but not my cup of tea at all. Despite this, and the feeling that i knew full well it was going to be shit, i persevered through sheer bloody-mindedness after being ignored by options A, B and C.
Upstairs and into a room with 2 single beds. House itself was OK, but clearly a short-term stay for her and the other woman in there with her (didn't confirm who this was, or see them). I'm not sure why i didn't reduce the time at this point, but i hadn't seen her out of her gown and thought this might still hold hope, plus 80 quid for 30 minutes is shit value in my book so fatefully i stuck with the hour. Kit off, and i'm already rueing my mistake - somewhat of a pot belly (which I find a huge turn-off), arse 4/10 at best and a pair of silly, hard fake tits. Now i obviously knew her tits were fake before booking, and i'm a big fan of a decent set of implants, but these were just unappealing somehow, yet still her best feature by a fair distance.
Offered a massage to start, so figured i'd go with it. Massage was pretty thorough, but not very varied and seemed to consist of a shit-load of oil and a long period of the same strokes and areas. Nothing at all sensual / sexual about it. This went on for a good 10 mins, at which point i'm bored so decide to turn over and see if we can get moving along a bit. I think she could tell i wasn't particularly enjoying much of this as she kept asking if i was OK and if anything was wrong. She decides to do a bit of b2b massage which was basically rubbing her tits against my stomach, then eventually onto one of the worst BJs i've had. Basically no feeling to it whatsovever, and it seemed all she did was hold all her saliva in her mouth for as long as possible (45 seconds?) then spit it out into a tissue - BJ done
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Next, for some reason she oils up my cock. Then gets a baby wipe and wipes it all off again. The gets a condom and forces it on. Then complains about it for a short while. Then slaps an unfortunate amount of lube onto us both and climbs on. She's not super tight but wouldn't call her loose. Fully shaved. I focus on the tits but it's hot and i'm not particularly enjoying things. My face must have given me away, as again she's asking if things are OK. I decide to get the deed done, so I go on top and give it what for until i finish in the bag. She seems relieved to finish, and I definitely am. No kissing offered throughout, and I wouldn't have wanted to anyway.
So we're 30 mins in at this point and i'm thinking I might just call it and fuck off. She offers me a shower and I figure it's a good idea as i'm literally plastered in oil and i'd only need to shower as soon as I got home anyway. So into the shower (which is broken, with the head duct-taped at mid-chest level), then back into the room where she's getting dressed. Bingo. I kinda figured she would pull this after suggesting a shower at the half-way point, and I had no interest in carrying on. I pointed out the time and requested some money back, which at this point was a bonus. She'd obviously had no intention of offering it, but I gently pointed out it was exactly 30 mins gone and while her face soured somewhat, she dutifully gave me 40 back as per the half-hour charge. Not ideal as i'd still paid a poor-value-for-money 80 for 30 minutes, but better than spend the hour.
This was one experience i'd really rather forget as soon as possible. I only have my self to blame as I just knew in my balls it would be about as shit as it was before I even went. She seemed nice enough and was pleasant, but the deliberate play to turn a 1 hour pre-agreed 2 fuck booking into a single 20 minute massage and one crap shag rubbed me the wrong way and despite being glad to cut it short it still pissed me off greatly that she'd pull that shit.
Would not recommend, on the basis that she's not attractive and she's not honest, despite making good at the end (at my insistance).
