External Link/Members Only£25 for 30 mins & £20 HE
Worst massage and HE ever.
I’ve reviewed this place before an a negative but this was worse. I rang up and booked in no problem, let in after about 10 seconds and straight upstairs.
The lady was about 40 and wearing a Sailors type outfit and, I thought, tights. I’m a kinky bugger with outfits so this was a good start. Strip off and she was straight onto my cock with her hand offering HE for £20, BJ for £30 and B2B for £40
I just went with the HE.
Massage was rubbish. We all go with the aim of getting our balls emptied and I’m sure most of us will also want a decent massage. This had no structure and was basically just rubbing her hands over me. Could have done the same myself with a feather duster 😂
This is where the definite negative came in, she left twice to answer the door leaving me just lying there. It was difficult to get aroused as I was getting warmed up then she buggered off.
Onto the turn over and turns out she is wearing leggings so I couldn’t even get a decent feel of her arse.
I succumbed to it being a crap punt when she went to answer the door so I took my time getting hard but eventually shot my load. Some then feather duster type rubs across my chest till I eventually just got up and said I need to go.
Would have been a neutral if she hadn’t kept disappearing.
