Author Topic: Elegantly Ava - St James’s  (Read 1831 times)


4 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 2092228) (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Stanford97

Fairly lazy and turned into an uptight freak. Photos are fairly dated. OK comms.

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Location:9.5
Nice little flat at the rear of Fortnum & Mason. Just a working apartment so had quite a fresh relaxed feel to it with a good seating area and spacious bedroom. Bed seemed on the small side and the mirror in the bedroom was fairly average.

Appearance:7.5
Ava said she’d had the COVID jab a few weeks ago so she’s either asthmatic or into her forties. Great tits and a nice meaty arse but also a touch dumpy and more fat cheeked than the photos. Pleasant and charming at first but became more uptight and just wasn’t as relaxed as I like chicks to be. Had a private school English accent which I found a bit disappointing.

Performance:6.5
Glass of champers to start with which got things off to a good start as I could amuse Ava easily and found her to be fairly charming. After a wash I was met in the lounge area and good DFK commenced. When I tried to really grab hold of Ava she’d squirm though and there was something slightly off as she wasn’t completely relaxed. I was led into the bedroom and as Ava was a touch uptight I let her lead. She stupidly decided to give OWO before I was fully hard and seemed fairly clueless at how to rectify being over eager.
I told her to lie down and she pliantly did so and I got things off to the correct start with fairly good DFK but there was less tongue than the first round. Ava dived and gave appalling light OWO that was on a par with a clueless virgin. Good eye contact stopped me from flopping but it was very poor and not much of a mouthfucking was taken and she looked slightly aghast. Ava came back up for DFK but started to disengage often, she told me to dive but I wasn’t that into her and rubbed her pussy instead, she said she prefers RO so I suggested a 69 but while I was going very lightly she pulled out after a minute and after doing some weird inane hovering over me gave more crap OWO.
The condom came out and Ava rode me with zero energy, I pulled her down and could have easily come as I really like the sort of figure she has. I wanted to pace things out and after a fair bit of horizontal fucking went into spoons. Again I could have come easily but paced things out and Ava became increasingly inert. When I suggested some action in front of the mirror I received an accepting grunt worthy of a thirteen year old and when I didn’t push my cock up her she really snapped at me and called time on the position without giving it any effort.
Back onto the bed and the kissing became as appalling as the oral with Ava constantly disengaging, she started to do some crap hovering thing over me to get me in the mood and when I told her to just relax she turned quite pissy and decided to completely destroy the mood. I laid back on the bed and she made absolutely no effort to rectify the situation. We’d gone past the forty five minute mark so there was no point in arguing about money and she remained pissy for the rest of the time I was there. Could have been a great P&D but was a poor GFE.

£250 for 60 minutes


Offline Stanford97

For those who give a toss or those who want to toss off:

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These photos are very dated

Offline iq129

£250 an hour and that’s what you got? I am sorry to read about your negative experience. This goes to show that expensive punts are not always the better ones.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 07:06:29 pm by iq129 »

Offline king tarzan

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Offline iq129

Learn to walk🛑

KT, not everyone thinks like you nor has the willpower. Even if they can walk it is too late as money is usually handed over well before.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 07:15:29 pm by iq129 »

Offline king tarzan

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KT, not everyone thinks like you nor has the willpower. Even if they can walk it is too late as money is usually handed over well before.

Walk in the first place
You see just make excuses and leave..
So simple to do... There is no penalty charge apart from the penalty charge you create yourselves by staying.
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Offline massagepuntingfan

Thanks for the review. She's been around years, clearly hasn't learnt how to provide a decent service in that time. KT how is the OP meant to walk when the punt started well and money had been transferred. Have you ever walked 20 mins into a punt?

Offline Stanford97

Thanks for the review. She's been around years, clearly hasn't learnt how to provide a decent service in that time. KT how is the OP meant to walk when the punt started well and money had been transferred. Have you ever walked 20 mins into a punt?
It would have been 30-40 minutes when things really dived. One day I might become a master of punting like the thick egomaniac and I’ll always know when to walk and when not to with a 100% success and accuracy rate.

Offline king tarzan

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Thanks for the review. She's been around years, clearly hasn't learnt how to provide a decent service in that time. KT how is the OP meant to walk when the punt started well and money had been transferred. Have you ever walked 20 mins into a punt?

When you see her, and don't like her just leave..
Maybe the Casanova thought he can woo with his charms..
Clearly not..
Profile is clearly around 8 years old..
Lots of dick and mileage on it..
So common sense should be applied as if after 8 years she will be glamorous and hot..
Don't think so
« Last Edit: May 16, 2021, 10:58:36 pm by king tarzan »
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Offline puntingpumping1920

Had a private school English accent which I found a bit disappointing.

 
She can put a great Aussie accent when she gets drunk
 
She has been whoring in London before I reached my 20s
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Offline king tarzan

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She can put a great Aussie accent when she gets drunk
 
She has been whoring in London before I reached my 20s

Lots of fluctuations in pricing too over the years
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Offline teddyking

Learn to walk🛑

OP’s initial impressions were positive, so very little chance he would get his money back once his service started. He’d be lucky to get even half. But always a good idea to walk even when you have the smallest of doubts. Once you do it the first time, it almost becomes second nature
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Offline bst

Lots of dick and mileage on it..

Yup. Seems this is a sad case of a washed out whore.

In a way I feel as sorry for her still doing this work as I do for OP wasting 250



And yeah OP's only negative at first impression was her face is chubbier than pics. No way he had an opportunity to walk before he paid.
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