Clare of South Shields - Intimate Shave - Legit

[abridgetofar]

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£25 for intimate shave ( 20 minutes )

I saw a post on another thread ( thanks WK ) saying that Clare now does intimate shaves so I thought I would give her a try and see if extras were on offer.

Clare is located in The Nook area of South Shields, plenty of street parking. I fired off a text and got a reply and booking straight away received a text with post code and asked to bring the right amount of money and it was only a shave.  I text for house number on arrival, it’s her own home and clean enough.
I was taken into the back room, inside was a sofa and massage table with a large TV that played relaxing music. Clare’s age is about right she was dressed in a black tunic and leggings hair tied up and not bad looking. I was told to strip off and give her a shout when I was ready, she came back and proceeded with the shave, she wore surgical gloves throughout the shave, she was very gentle and took her time, she left the room when she finished until I got dressed. Paid her and left.
It was a decent shave, much better than Jessica and I would return. sadly the only pussy I saw was one of her cats running out the door when she let me in. 

[waynekerr600]

I've been too. Wasn't sure whether to review or not as it wasn't massage or full service.

Cheers for the review.

Totally concurr with your experience.

Not an erotic experience at all but she does the job very well.

If anybody goes by pub(l)ic transport it's a fucking long street of you end up at the wrong end of it!

P.S. that's a really nice telly she's got too 

[abridgetofar]

I also wasn’t sure whether to review or not. Unfortunately I had parked at the wrong end and you are right it is a long street. 

[wolf99]

Is the shave done with a wet or electric razor? Also, I'm assuming she's not bothered about you getting hard?

[abridgetofar]

It was done by both, electric first followed by wet shave. I did not get hard so I can’t answer that question 

[waynekerr600]

Is the shave done with a wet or electric razor? Also, I'm assuming she's not bothered about you getting hard?

Clippers to take the thick off then wet shave to finish.

She's ok if you get hard but she's totally legit so nothing more available. She's very clinical about it so little Wayne behaved himself.

[waynekerr600]

It was done by both, electric first followed by wet shave. I did not get hard so I can’t answer that question 

Just beat me to it 

I'd liken it more like a visit to a clinic than anything erotic.

[wolf99]

Alright cheers, might give it a go. Something a bit different and a lot less painful than waxing!

[williambream]

A bit strange for her to put on the advert her feet can be shown on request if this is fully legit!

[TomPI]

A bit strange for her to put on the advert her feet can be shown on request if this is fully legit!

Yep that is a strange comment

[Young veteran]

Has anyone got her number so I don’t have to go though the carry on or creating a gumtree account

[abridgetofar]

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 There you go Mate 

[bbanks]

Thanks for the review but, it seems a bit...odd... to be reviewing legit places/people, surely unless it’s a ‘punt’ then it’s pointless to be leaving reviews, if anything I can see it putting the lass off if she finds out her business is being reviewed on a site like this. What’s next, reviewing hairdressers and barbers?

[daviemac]

Thanks for the review but, it seems a bit...odd... to be reviewing legit places/people, surely unless it’s a ‘punt’ then it’s pointless to be leaving reviews, if anything I can see it putting the lass off if she finds out her business is being reviewed on a site like this. What’s next, reviewing hairdressers and barbers?

You've been a member long enough to know the rules and that reviews of legitimate massages are allowed. If it doesn't interest you don't read it.
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What is the point in you posting on a thread just to whinge about how pointless you think it is.   

BTW I have no doubt reviews of hairdressers and barbers would be welcome on sites open for such reviews.

[bbanks]

Is an intimate shave classed as a massage all of a sudden? Nowhere in OP’s review does it mention he had anything other than a shave

[daviemac]

Is an intimate shave classed as a massage all of a sudden? Nowhere in OP’s review does it mention he had anything other than a shave

It has nothing to do with you, a moderator has said this post is OK, deal with it.

[Kev3773]

Is an intimate shave classed as a massage all of a sudden? Nowhere in OP’s review does it mention he had anything other than a shave

Its a review of a massage establishment, it will point out to people as to what's on offer there. No problem from me, all information helps other than those here just to knock genuine reviewers.

[bbanks]

It has nothing to do with you, a moderator has said this post is OK, deal with it.

Point taken. Just seems strange you pointed out a rule which clearly doesn’t apply to OP’s review then made it clear the rule didn’t matter because you said it was OK. You should work for Boris 

Suppose we should both just deal with it?

[bbanks]

Its a review of a massage establishment, it will point out to people as to what's on offer there. No problem from me, all information helps other than those here just to knock genuine reviewers.

I agree Kev, hence me thanking OP for the review, I was just trying to sound out with OP wether we should be leaving reviews for totally non-sexual/massage services (as per the forum rules)? What’s the difference between a Turkish wet shave and a sack’n’crack shave if there’s nothing sexual about it...that was more my point

[The Outsider]

I agree Kev, hence me thanking OP for the review, I was just trying to sound out with OP wether we should be leaving reviews for totally non-sexual/massage services (as per the forum rules)? What’s the difference between a Turkish wet shave and a sack’n’crack shave if there’s nothing sexual about it...that was more my point

I guess the difference is that you'd have no expectation of anything more at a Turkish barbers whereas you maybe would with a massage therapist.  In that sense, the lack of options at this particular place is useful to those who may seek a happier ending. 

[daviemac]

Point taken. Just seems strange you pointed out a rule which clearly doesn’t apply to OP’s review then made it clear the rule didn’t matter because you said it was OK. You should work for Boris 

Suppose we should both just deal with it?

I didn't say the rules didn't apply, I said this review was within the rules and a mod had confirmed it. We'll see if a 7 day ban convinces you that reviews of MASSAGE establishment are allowed, regardless if an HE is given.