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External Link/Members OnlyThe number in that ad is different from the one I called (07405 808869) which was shown in either their vivastreet or gumtree ad (both of which are now inactive although they may have new ones).
I called and asked who was available and was told I think YuYu and LuLu I asked their ages and she said young so I pushed for specifics but she just said come down and see so I asked if they were both free in an hour and she said yes (although that may well have been a lie).
When I arrived I was greeted by Mandy and wasn’t offered anyone else to see, I probably should have asked but I was fine with her appearance, she was friendly and I thought she was likely going to be the best looking anyway.
Price: £35 for an hour massage + £20 HJ + £15 for topless (haggled down from 20 although I didn’t try hard and clearly wasn’t thinking straight). I didn’t ask for a blowjob.
Location: When I entered and she closed the door it was pitch black which was a bit annoying and may even frighten the nervous. I was led to the ground floor room (not basement) which was very near the entrance. The lighting was dim but perfectly fine for seeing everything. The room was fine, as was the massage table.
Looks: She’s short and slim (although not toned). Her tits are small, around B cups but her nipples are huge and very long. They’re also easily aroused. Facial she was fairly pretty, nothing special but for these kinds of places I was happy. Age wise she looked around mid 30s (but that’s not necessarily her real age, especially since East Asians usually look better than their real age). Her arse is quite flat but does have some substance to it.
Service: I wanted the HJ at the start (in part to prevent being short-changed on time, which still failed in the end) and asked her to take her top off. She was having none of it and said it was extra so after being paid to go topless she was fine with her tits and nipples being fondled and licked. She initially asked me to be gentle with the nipples (possibly because some guys are too rough) but later actively wanted me to squeeze them fairly hard. She really seemed to enjoy it (although I don’t particularly care).
Unfortunately she kept her bottoms on and it was difficult to slide my hand underneath and grab her arse. Since it was quite flat anyway, I didn’t bother asking especially since I feared another extra charge because she didn’t seem too happy with me groping her arse.
Her handjob was good and she had good stamina. Onto the massage and that was good. She asked me about the strength and throughout the punt asked if it was OK. Unfortunately at multiple points she answered texts, albeit still while using one hand to massage me (good dexterity on her part). At one point she even took a phone call (and I think totally stopped the massage, at least briefly) where I could clearly hear what the punter’s voice and what he was saying.
At another point in the massage she talked to another women and then I think closed some curtains around the massage table I was on (kind of like at a GP practice or something) and then let another punter come through the room to leave. I don’t know for sure though because the punter was silent and I just kept my face down through the hole in the massage table. I couldn’t be arsed looking up and didn’t particularly care either. Throughout the latter third of the massage I could hear a lot of noises either upstairs on in an adjacent room. I don’t even think it was another punter massaging. Whatever was going on it was a bit distracting.
I left feeling fairly satisfied but I failed to check the time. Judging from the texts I sent once I left, the massage finished around 5-10 minutes sooner than it should have which is pretty damn poor.
Overall: Not bad but a lot of small negative aspects.
