Tameka Maye - Nottingham

[Whore Master]

Recent
Bulwell
Private house
£140/hr

Contact was made by text. Then multiple calls were necessary. I spoke with her on the morning to confirm the meet details. Then I had to call an hour before kick off time and then again when 10 minutes away with a final call on arrival to get the location details.

On arrival I was slightly overwhelmed by her looks. She is not the prettiest girl. Her body was OK. I wouldn't have broke my neck to look at her in the street.

After cash was exchanged and stashed I got undressed. She was wearing a black  lingerie set. I went straight in to get things going, however she wanted to talk and get to know one another! I said OK, but made it clear that I was there to fuck her rather than date her!

After a bit of rattle I get my hands on her tits. Nothing special. Under her arms were not shaven, which I thought was poor. She smelt a bit weird, but I could definitely smell BO. Gross. At this point I just wanted to get on with things. I didn't want to kiss because I was put off by the hygiene issues.

She started a BJ at my request. It was fucking awful. Licking the tip and sucking the helmet. I made some fake noises and tried to get her to take more in her mouth. Tbf, she did get a bit more of my cock, however there was a lot of hand use. I managed to get some fingers up her pussy whilst she was delivering perhaps the shitest BJ I've had for some time. On we went.

In the end I lost my patience and just grabbed her head and thrust my cock in her mouth. She reacted OK, being completely honest. However, having been buoyed by this I got carried away trying to get her to DT, which she baulked at. That was clearly a line.

It took about 40 minutes for me to pop (including the "get to know you" piece"). I was disinterested. Didn't fancy fucking her, definitely was going down on her. She was asking all sorts of questions which I also found off putting, including what I did for a living, etc. So, I cut my losses, got cleaned up and dressed. Then I was off.

The place was clean and tidy. No complaints there. That might have been the best thing about this punt.

I can't recommend. I know she has good feedback, but I visit a whore for sex services not for a chat. I wanted an all action punt and this fell well short. Also, smelling is a massive failing as far as a tart is concerned.

I couldn't help but feel that she had some underlying mental health issues.

There'll be no return for WM.

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[Longshot]

I saw her a few times way back when she was pretty new to the scene.  Started off great but by the third meet it had descended to just shit and awkward.  I remember i walked out early because it was just going no where.

You may be right that there is something going wrong between the ears

[wantkinkyfun]

Thanks for the review. The location is near me and I've thought of seeing her but won't bother now.

[Dipper]

Again, thanks.

Had considered, but this has sealed it for me now.

[puntingfool]

Interesting and thanks for sharing. If you are anything like me (hopefully not for your sake) you will not have enjoyed writing this as you will have wanted to get the experience out of your head as soon as possible, not re-live it while writing a review.

I saw Tameka about 3 years ago and everything you have written has brought the whole experience flooding back to me - thanks for that. The bonkers series of phone calls to actually get the address (should have given up but once your cock starts doing the thinking...), the underwhelming appearance, the stinking fag breath, the pong, the obligatory chat before anything happens which is taken out of your time... The last one doesn't actually matter because after 30 minutes you are desperate to escape. Like you I thought she appeared to suffer from some kind of disorder and I left in low spirits rather than in anger.  I didn’t think she was a scammer. I just thought she had no idea how to perform her role as a professional escort.

[Dipper]

Interesting and thanks for sharing. If you are anything like me (hopefully not for your sake) you will not have enjoyed writing this as you will have wanted to get the experience out of your head as soon as possible, not re-live it while writing a review.

I saw Tameka about 3 years ago and everything you have written has brought the whole experience flooding back to me - thanks for that. The bonkers series of phone calls to actually get the address (should have given up but once your cock starts doing the thinking...), the underwhelming appearance, the stinking fag breath, the pong, the obligatory chat before anything happens which is taken out of your time... The last one doesn't actually matter because after 30 minutes you are desperate to escape. Like you I thought she appeared to suffer from some kind of disorder and I left in low spirits rather than in anger.  I didn’t think she was a scammer. I just thought she had no idea how to perform her role as a professional escort.

I agree, although I’ve never punted her. Comms were bizarre, such a load of waffle and hot air which was completely irrelevant. 

[Whore Master]

Quite sad really because I agree that it didn't have the feel of a scam. Though, there was too much talking for my liking. Hopefully this review will save a few others from the same fate as us lads.

[CoolTiger]

She was a member on UKE. Not sure if she joined the replacement site.

[Iloveoral]

Shame to read matey, I did have her at the bottom of my list but will scrap that now

[Whore Master]

Shame to read matey, I did have her at the bottom of my list but will scrap that now

ILO, you need to cross a few off your list, mate. 

[GoldTop]

Interesting and thanks for sharing. If you are anything like me (hopefully not for your sake) you will not have enjoyed writing this as you will have wanted to get the experience out of your head as soon as possible, not re-live it while writing a review.

I saw Tameka about 3 years ago and everything you have written has brought the whole experience flooding back to me - thanks for that. The bonkers series of phone calls to actually get the address (should have given up but once your cock starts doing the thinking...), the underwhelming appearance, the stinking fag breath, the pong, the obligatory chat before anything happens which is taken out of your time... The last one doesn't actually matter because after 30 minutes you are desperate to escape. Like you I thought she appeared to suffer from some kind of disorder and I left in low spirits rather than in anger.  I didn’t think she was a scammer. I just thought she had no idea how to perform her role as a professional escort.

Why didn't you neg her 3 years ago to warn us then?