Started writing this for the parlour thread as part of a recce of Croydon massage adverts...
Dropped in at Bamboo Panda
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Met Lisa (probably the same as girl reviewed by daddy919 a year ago).
30 for 30, 50 for 60 so it's pricier than others in the area.
About 5'3"; muscular, stocky legs but very smooth skin; C/D boobs that are a little saggy but with responsive 1/2 inch bullets; untoned but not flabby belly; masked so only saw her eyes which had
that kind of twinkle in them; age probably under 35.
She was playful and teasing from the start once I asked for a relaxing massage. She wanted 50 for b2b but agreed 40 after only a few mins of soft caressing, cc's and r-us. Body slides ok, wanking ok, happy for her boobs to be played with, clit diddling but no insertions, RO to her fresh, odourless, closely-trimmed puss was well received. No teases or offers of FS or OW(O) so she wasn't fussed about screwing more money out of me. Popped over her belly and she was up and into the shower in a matter of fact and dismissive manner so she's all act. Once dressed she left the room without offering a towel or any assistance.
Shorted me on time by 5-10 mins
This is neg/neutral territory for me but being generous as she was compliant during the act, probably won't repeat unless she's the only one available if I visit again and I CBA to travel further.
Premises are very clean and well maintained, shower in room, table sturdy.
Old white codger sat/collapsed unresponsive behind reception, masked Chinese mamasan was tubby with stilted English and an abrupt manner.
May try others but won't be a priority as the attitude here isn't encouraging.
