Worst punt ever.
Now I've read a few reviews saying they've wanted to walk, however - I've never every had reason to... until this one..
Comms, relatively good - emailed a few days before asking if she would be available, she replied saying she leaves at 5pm
Talked on the telephone Tuesday morning, confirming, she sounded lovely on the phone, confirmed - half hour meet at 11.15am..
And this is where it goes downhill...
Taxi couldn't find the place, it was tucked in a building site - albeit - no fault of her own..
Got there 10 mins late - my bad, but she'd said absolutely fine on the phone and texts.
Anyways, I go in, get paperwork out of the way, she ushered me to a bedroom, and off she went, I could hear her talking to someone in the other room
No shower offered, which was annoying.
No hello kiss, not even a peck on the cheek, no interaction...
"Get undressed and on the bed"
Duly obliging..
Open your legs so I can sit here... ok then...
Thinking she's going to have a good wee play, she starts putting the condom on a still relatively flaccid member.... with her mouth.....
I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck is she doing...
So anyways, doesn't take too long to get going... but here's all my foreskin in the top of this condom, annoying as anything...
She then rolls back, and starts playing with her pussy, great, I join in... no can I hell... wtf..
so I sit up and actually ask - can I put this in there now...
(she's still fully clothed at this point apart from her knickers off)..
so I'm like aye, fair play... bit of missionary, but no kissing, I didn't even bother trying, it was obvious she wasn't going to.. no sounds just staring at you....
Asked her to do doggy style: No, the bed's broke.... did you not hear it... erm nope...
Can you go on top: No, the bed's broken....
To which she starts wanking my cock again, condom broke, not surprised... put another on and started BJ again, (at least this time I was hard and Condom went on right)..
She then took Condom off and starts wanking me, at this point I'm just like aye, fuck it, just run with it...
Then she said - can you do it yourself.... er.... not really luv...
Can I cum over your tits, NO it will take too long to get my top off...
What the actual F... fuck it, quick wank, I would have been better off staying at home and watching pornhub...
She then proceeded to pretty much throw the obligatory wipes at the mess, clean up pal...
Looks were not my cup of tea, verging on a 16 I would say, certainly not a 12 as per profile on AW, that's for sure.
Pix on AW - They may well be recent, but doesn't show full extent of sizing.
Never got to see breasts, so wouldn't know.
Wasn't offered shower, although asked to use bathroom, she stood there holding the bathroom door open whilst I had a pee.
All in all, the worst punt ever.
£80 HH
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