External Link/Members OnlyRight, sorry if I get any terminologies wrong or if I don’t go through with this in order. - this is my first review as it was a TOFTT!
COMMS ; her replies have always been very quick and she’s well spoken, no templates of services and she’s genuinely texting back. - not some secretary. Asked her if she can see me in like forty minutes notice, she fulfilled and told me we are good to go. I asked for what services she does, she said full service 1h £120, and I was like wow okay. I personally like DFK & OWO, so I just double checked if she did those, she said yes.
LOCATION ; literally just off regent street, a very busy road indeed and I was heading in broad daylight, it didn’t help the fact the front door was as wide as a car but yh if you do decide to visit her, you are better off on public transport as parking is impossible.
DOWN TO BUSINESS ; so I told her that I have arrived, she told me the door number and that she is coming down to get me. Opened the door for me, and damn, she’s not what I imagined her to be
. Her profile states 22 years old, but I can tell you, she’s at least 35. So yes very off putting but I decided to proceed as it look like she had some sort of figure under her red bodycon dress. So I followed her up the stairs to her apartment, which was dark and gloomy. We got in there, she pointed me towards her room, all I can hear is the outsides construction but we won’t speak about that. So asked me half an hour or one hour, and I was like oh my god she actually offered me half an hour, considering the fact she’s ugly and I wasn’t attracted to her face much. So I took up the half an hour option which set me back £80. Did the paperwork, and she went off to store it while I got comfortable. Then she came back, all smiley and what not. - she undressed herself, so did I. At this point I was very hesitant to kiss her as she is really ugly. - so I looked away from her face as much as I could because the rest wasn’t all bad. Nice tits, bit saggy though but very soft to play with. Her ass is very weird, it’s there but it needs to be inflated somehow. But her skin was rather soft and her touches on me were nice. We moved onto the bed, she started sucking my nipples which I didn’t mind, kinda felt nice I guess. I started rubbing her couch, and she responded very well to it. - she was getting wet and I could hear a few light moans while she worked towards my cock. She asked me whether I wanted oral with or without, and we proceeded with OWO. She couldn’t take more than half my cock, and I wasn’t going to try force her either. Some suction was there but her oral game was not pleasant whatsoever. After five minutes, she rubbered me up and jumped on. Nice tightness, seems like she hasn’t been fucked in a while. - though she’s the one on top, I was doing the thrusting as it seems like she doesn’t know how to ride. I don’t know whether she was faking it but I’m sure she had an orgasm during the ride lol. I got bored and I wanted to wrap this up quickly so I told her let’s go in mish. As I got up, I had a Whif of her cooch and man did it smell bad. - very fishy. I tried to ignore it as I just wanted to cum and go, so I was fucking her in a very fast manner while hugging her. - I was mesmerising my ex so I could cum, and I can tell you that it worked.
Anyways, I did the deed and she led me to the bathroom. I went in there, nice heated floors but man there was no toilet tissue, the rubber was still on my dick too! Threw the rubber in the bin, quick shower, pat down with the towels provided. Washed my hands very throughly, got dressed. She started talking about the weather, I couldn’t care less and I made my getaway.
Conclusion ; her pictures are her but she’s a catfish, isn’t attractive whatsoever. She’s definitely not 22. Her cooch smells. Bathroom facilities are messed up. She is a quick pump and dump basically.
Topic: Petit Pretty Paris - MADDOX STREET, London, W1S (Read 3105 times)
