Healing Centre; Ilkeston

[TimTaylor]

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I've been here once before, just before the first lockdown & seen SiSi.  A stunningly pretty girl who gives a great massage.  Usually based in Worksop.  She said that if I booked again I could have FS so I booked and asked for SiSi.  Turned up & met by a much older (40s, maybe older) woman who said SiSi would be along.  Said £40 for an hour of FBSM plus £50 for FS with SiSi.  Good value so I paid, went into the room & climbed on the table.

Lights went dim and in walked the same woman.  I said 'I asked fro SiSi' to which she replied that SiSi had been in an accident.

What followed was nothing short of a scam!  The massage was no more than pushing some oil around on my back.  Asked to turn over after 20 mins and she 'attempted' to put this tiny condom on.  Made such a hash of it (deliberately or not I don't know) that she made me shoot into it.  She then said 'Finished'.  I asked for at least some of my money back.  She pretended to call the owner and then said 'No, you can have a discount next time' and then went into 'I can't understand English' mode.

Absolute scam.  The girl/woman's called Michelle and in Grantham next week.  Avoid like the plague

[geostorm1]

Sounds awful.

The oriental massage place in Chesterfield is a much better service although there's no full sex (at least in my experience) but if you book an hour, they'll make sure every inch of you is massaged well. They often do a nice head massage as well, depends who you get really though.

[crazy_diamond]

Customer service at its best. Although sounds like you sort of enjoyed the bungled attempt to put the condom on in a way so all not lost I suppose 

Just an observation (and not a dig at all)... looking at your previous reviews, they all seem to be negatives/neutrals, but you mentioned having previously seen a “SiSi” there who you liked enough to come back and visit. Any chance of reviewing the good as well as the bad (and the ugly) as a recommendation is just as valuable as a warning. Again, not a dig, just an observation. 

[TimTaylor]

Good point and apologies.  I actually hadn't realised they were all negatives.  I tend to only put up reviews that I think would be useful rather than just repeating what everyone else has written - whether that be good or bad.  I'm afraid the review of SiSi was a victim of lockdown.  I'd intended to put it up (as mentioned in one of my previous posts).  Everything then closed down and they told me they didn't know when/if SiSi was returning to Ilkeston, so there seemed little point in a review.  Tbh, I'm not convinced she has.  I suspect they just said she was there to real me in.

[crazy_diamond]

Good point and apologies.  I actually hadn't realised they were all negatives.  I tend to only put up reviews that I think would be useful rather than just repeating what everyone else has written - whether that be good or bad.  I'm afraid the review of SiSi was a victim of lockdown.  I'd intended to put it up (as mentioned in one of my previous posts).  Everything then closed down and they told me they didn't know when/if SiSi was returning to Ilkeston, so there seemed little point in a review.  Tbh, I'm not convinced she has.  I suspect they just said she was there to real me in.

Yeah that’s fair. Like I said, definitely not having a dig, just an observation (and as I’ll probably be getting my punting pants on again at some point all intel is good intel)