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Making the booking was painless. Done by sms in the morning of the afternoon appointment. I also re confirmed an hour before and got almost immediate reply.
Premises.
Opposite train station. If you arrive early their is a cafe on the corner. The shop itself to me is seedy in appearance and not discreet. Not too much foot traffic around but massage signage is plastered all over the front. I always arrive early and parked further down on the road. Saw three Indian guys open the door with a key, never saw them come out. Waited till appointment time and decided to risk it. You have to ring a bell to be let in as front door is kept locked.
Deepika open the door promptly, no hanging around. I had high expectations following bonhams original review. However, I know beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but I was disappointed with her facially and general appearance. She wore a face mask all the time and was dressed in dark trousers and dark green plain top. There was no initial attraction to me whatsoever. Deepika showed me to the room which was just fit for purpose. Massage bed with towel covered with paper towelling. Small room but at leat coat hooks on the wall to hang ones clothes. Handed over £40 for one hour. She left the room and I stripped naked and lay face down on the table. Deepika came back in a few minutes later. She had a decent attitude and seemed a nice girl. Slim, probably mid twenties and told me she was born in India. Have to say I found it very difficult to hear what she was saying due to the face mask and her accent. That maybe just me.
Massage itself
Based on bonhams review I did ask her to massage legs, groin areas, bum, stomach and pelvis areas. So all lower half of body with 30 mins on back and front. She was happy to go along with what you wanted.
Massage itself to me was not sensual at all, she is inexperienced and gave the impression she didn't want to be there somehow. Difficult to explain but like somebody is doing that job all day and getting paid very little. Which I suspect is the case. Eventually turned into my front and she is quite happy to massage cock and balls as part of the frontal massage whilst also doing legs and stomach. But it just wasn't doing it for me. I had no feeling whatsoever and knew that she would struggle to get me even semi hard. She didn't ask if I wanted a he even though she kept massaging little me. It definitely would have been available if I had asked but it it would have been a waste of money. She did tell me that if I visited again the hr would be £10, cheap to say the least. Also told me not to tell anybody, probably because if her boss found out he would take it from her. Eventually the hour was up, she left the room and I got dressed. As I opened the room door to leave an Indian guy showed me out. Unlocked front door and in my way.
Summary
For me this is a low neutral bordering on negative. Premises are too seedy for me which made me feel uncomfortable both entering, being there for one hour and leaving. Deepika was for me facially not attractive and very plain looking. Massage was boring, not sensual enough for me and and certainly not arousing.
I did give her a tenner even though I didn't want HR. Just in someway felt sorry for her. If she had her own place, spruced herself up facially and clothes wise and offered btb with a better massage technique.... She would probably make a mint.
Would I return, for me definitely no. But maybe I am too fussy