Curvyemz- West Lothian

[TheGoalie1]

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Price - £70 HH

Comms - Initially through AW email then via text. Given the post code and asked to text once I arrived and tell her what parked cars I could see. Once I identified a few cars she text the house number.

Venue - Council Masionette, Boghall, Bathgate. Met at the front door and shown straight up stairs to a nice enough basic room with decent enough bed. Got a wee whiff of weed in the hall which may put some off but there was nothing at all to indicate any harder drugs or addiction issues.

Girl - when I first saw her, I wasn’t 100% sure if she was gonna be my bag. She wasn’t particularly dolled up… jeans, hoodie and trainers with no make up and I thought she was pretty much a plain Jane, brown hair and freckles and I’d have walked passed her in the street without a second glance. Things improved massively when she got the hoodie off and I got a proper look at the massive tits. She told me later on that she has lost 4 stone since she started escorting. There was some evidence of this weight loss but nothing too off putting for me and the AW pics are are true reflection.

Services - as soon as we both got our kit off she was straight in to OWO which was great and took good direction giving the balls plenty attention when prompted. I then unleashed those massive bangers from her bra and had a good 10 mins of licking and sucking on those while she kept me hard with her hands. Emz then encouraged me to play with her pussy and within a few seconds she was wet and making all the right noises. Then went down for some RO and after a few minutes she came quite heavily. We switched again and she gave me some more OWO before I was on the edge and had to get her to stop and bag me up. I jumped on top and gave her a good pounding in mish to start with then moved her around a few positional variation before shooting in the bag.

Overall - nice enough girl, good service and decent VFM. Won’t go out my way to return as she’s not local for me but if I’m back in West Lothian working any time soon then I’d defo return. I was in there for 37 mins so defo not a clock watcher either.

PS - this meet was a couple of months ago

[Cactus]

Cheers for the review, sounds like you had a good time, which is great.

I’ve been tempted to see her, but her main profile picture looks like the child of the honey monster and a Ukrainian shot putter.  How’s her shape in real life?

[TheGoalie1]

Cheers for the review, sounds like you had a good time, which is great.

I’ve been tempted to see her, but her main profile picture looks like the child of the honey monster and a Ukrainian shot putter.  How’s her shape in real life?

Think that description is a bit harsh and I don’t think the photos are that bad but if what your asking is, is she stick thin with a porn star bikini body then no is the answer.

When I saw her at first with the baggy hoodie and jeans on I would have put her at a size 10/12 but then when she got the kit off and the tits out then maybe say a 12/14 tops.

She has maybe been a big unit in the past but she has lost 4 stone so there were parts of her that weren’t as firm as they could have been but by no means did I think she was heavy. There was still a wee bit of weight round the middle but there was no mass of excess skin that you’d maybe expect when someone has lost that much weight.

[Cactus]

Think that description is a bit harsh and I don’t think the photos are that bad but if what your asking is, is she stick thin with a porn star bikini body then no is the answer.

When I saw her at first with the baggy hoodie and jeans on I would have put her at a size 10/12 but then when she got the kit off and the tits out then maybe say a 12/14 tops.

She has maybe been a big unit in the past but she has lost 4 stone so there were parts of her that weren’t as firm as they could have been but by no means did I think she was heavy. There was still a wee bit of weight round the middle but there was no mass of excess skin that you’d maybe expect when someone has lost that much weight.

Sorry, was trying and apparently failing, to be funny & a bit tongue in cheek. Her main photo isn’t a flattering pose & feel shows a girl with not much shape and particularly broad across the shoulders.

I don’t crave or seek stick thin girls with porn star bikini bodies as my review history shall attest.

No offence meant to either you, or the girl.

[Name Not Found]

Good review.

I can completely understand Cactus's concerns as I felt much the same before I saw her. I'd agree she's not what I'd call 'shapely'; for instance, she doesn't have much of a rounded arse, and she does have square-ish shoulders (which I actually like), but I found her more appealing than I expected from the photos. Anyway, any concerns about her body shape paled into insignificance because of her enthusiasm and attitude.

I'd definitely revisit if I was in the area again and the timing was right.

[TheGoalie1]

Sorry, was trying and apparently failing, to be funny & a bit tongue in cheek. Her main photo isn’t a flattering pose & feel shows a girl with not much shape and particularly broad across the shoulders.

I don’t crave or seek stick thin girls with porn star bikini bodies as my review history shall attest.

No offence meant to either you, or the girl.

No offence taken mate, sorry if it sounded as though I was being nippy in my reply.

[Firetruck30]

I had a booking with her last week.Once given the address there was a guy sitting in a car outside her door which made me think she was being watched for some reason.I phone her and cancelled the booking and she was ok about it.

[Abdhal]

I had a booking with her last week.Once given the address there was a guy sitting in a car outside her door which made me think she was being watched for some reason.I phone her and cancelled the booking and she was ok about it.

Maybe she was taking back to back bookings. 
If she was okay about it, sounds like he might have wanted a longer booking.   

[Marvlus69]

I booked her… when I got there I read a text from 15mins before booking..couldnt check as I was driving.
Said she had a leak in the “work” room… was waiting on Landlord..so as I was sat trying to book someone else.

She pulls up in a car and gets out with what looks to be her fella and loads of shopping..
Then texts to say landlords just turned up…

Wil never waste my time or money on her again..was the 2nd time in a week she’d cancelled..first one was same excuse she’d used few months back..
Time waster..

Shame because I’d previously given her a positive, for services…just think she does double book..