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Author Topic: TS Hannah Brown Glasgow centre tour - terrible punt avoid at all costs  (Read 3946 times)


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Offline TwistedMinister

I’ll start with the usual, yes she’s TS / TV or whatever and yes theres guys that will be asses about gender, if it’s not your thing, fine, move on. But don’t yuck someone else’s yum, there’s just no need.

So the age is 100% a lie, if I had to guess, I’d say early 40s, and not TS, 100% TV. So the wrinkles etc were the first thing, but I asked how long she’s been working escorting in the U.K... over 10 years she said. Now that with the age of 26 either means bad news, or a lie about the age. My money is the age.


Also the roughest shittest massage with the right nail keeps scratching my neck!

Services were meant to include OWO or me, and versatile, DFK and them cumming. NONE OF THAT HAPPENED.

It was a fight to get her to even touch my cock never mind suck it.

My gut on arrival was bail, but I was horny and stupid and tried to put up with it. Bad times was had.

I’ll say the location was good and central but unless late, no free parking but the Mitchell street NCP is near.

So I arrive, usual hide behind door, moved to bedroom and then I see her in light, a lot older, wig instead of real hair, stuffed breasts instead of surgery or hormone tits that I can see. At a guess I’d say early to Mid 40s person?

Paperwork done and hour agreed, first red flag, kissing, I only got pecks I said about that and I got ‘I not ruin lipstick’. Okay... weird but whatever

Told get naked and get on bed, eventually they apply like some kind of lotion and give a hard, rough, aimless massage with an over focus on the neck that kept scratching. If I had a woman at home I’d have had marks and questions.

Anyway, massage went on too long, eventually told to turn over and I did and they say there just pulling faces and looking down at themselves clearlying hinting I initiate. So a bit of cock sucking etc and I confirm again, versatile, she says yes.

So she gets like a rock, but keeps trying to get me to choke on it, unimpressed on that. Anyway eventually have her fuck me, I should add about half hour into the appointment, they hadn’t touched my cock, I wasn’t hard, and they were demanding I cum...

I pointed out this and they got wide eyed and just kept demanding, fucking off putting as shit.

Anyway had to ask a few times for oral and every ally got a covered BJ which was shit and find get me hard, sucking lasted less than 60 seconds and involved biting my cock. Anyway, more demands I cum, so closed my eyes and did my best, blew a load in the bag and was made to rush out the door.

Honestly would never go back, terrible, rushed, not as described, services not as promised and all round bad punt. Would suggest people avoid.

Hour long service done in less than 45 minutes with none of the services I wanted and really off putting over all.

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Offline signy

Feel sorry for you TM. This is almost the definition of a bad TS punt, failed on every aspect and what we all dread experiencing.

Thanks for posting for the benefit of others, and better luck next time.

Offline The dicker

What picture made you think it was going to be a good punt?

It is a guy with a wig on.

Offline David1970

What picture made you think it was going to be a good punt?

It is a guy with a wig on.

Got to agree the photos would put me off, I like to visit a feminine looking TS, but this one look fairly masculine to me.

Offline winkywanky

Sorry to hear about your shit punt OP.

Natural hair is a biggie for me, it's a big part of the femininity. The girl is clearly wearing a wig. Allied with the total lack of tits basically makes this girl a TV when she advertises as a TS. Now some TVs can be very feminine, some TSs can be butch (it's a crazy, mixed up world after all, especially this world), but Ms. Brown just seems to fail on every aspect, plus the shit service and the lying about the age  :unknown:.

Offline Xtro

No excuses for this shit cunt!   :thumbsdown:

...... Now some TVs can be very feminine, some TSs can be butch (it's a crazy, mixed up world after all, especially this world), but Ms. Brown just seems to fail on every aspect, plus the shit service and the lying about the age  :unknown:.

Indeed.
A "TS" I visited said she had lovely long hair all down her back!   
None on her head, just down her back!!!   :scare:   :rolleyes:


Offline winkywanky

No excuses for this shit cunt!   :thumbsdown:

Indeed.
A "TS" I visited said she had lovely long hair all down her back!   
None on her head, just down her back!!!   :scare:   :rolleyes:

That'll teach you to use the Planet of the Apes TS Agency  :scare:

Offline Xtro

That'll teach you to use the Planet of the Apes TS Agency  :scare:

 :lol:   :lol:

She said her hair was silver and down her back.... I should've cottoned on.   :rolleyes:

Offline winkywanky

:lol:   :lol:

She said her hair was silver and down her back.... I should've cottoned on.   :rolleyes:

 :D

They say you should never look them in the eye, they might turn nasty and rip your head off (yep, sounds like some of the TSs I have seen  :rolleyes:).

Offline J_H

Good review. Just proves when you're going for a TS punt, with someone you've never met before, you really need to do your homework.

As somebody said, it's obviously a wig - the middle picture in the 2nd row of the gallery would have been enough of a red flag for me.

With TSs I think you follow your instincts when it comes to walking.

Better luck next time - get back on the horse right away!

Offline Spikey

Sounds horrendous, :mad: thanks for heads up TM. I hate being duped by TS who's clearly a TV. I much prefer some semblance of Tits + Cock. Was it just him/her in room with you? I'll definitely avoid.
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