First review so don’t go to hard on me guys ;-)
Okay soooo... this yin. Where do I even fucking start.
1 hour - 110 at the time
shared flat at EH1 post code
External Link/Members Onlyexpectations: a 24 year old, slim Scottish chick with fake tits! Jackpot huh? Well, it couldn’t be further from the fucking truth.
reality: she’s definitely a few years older than 24 - probably hitting the 30 mark this year, but she’s banging. She’s defo the lassie in the photies - from the front. The back is unfortunately non existent. Like no joke, she has no arse. I’ve never seen an arse this bad in my life, it looked painful and boyish to me.
action: so after the initial boner of a hot, Scottish , fake tittie chick opening the flat door - it was all disappointment. I very quickly, in fact, found out that she was the infamous Yasmin from newtown sauna. Well that explains the prices and the flats set up. I wasn’t the only one in the gaff. In fact I had to wait my turn to use the fucking bathroom. The towel was also worse for wear but I suppose at least there was a towel. “Cleo” aka Yasmin was a lovely treat until I tried to put my cock near her. Kissing - too wet, too “tonguey”, apparently my beard was scratching her face. I tried to go down on her - exactly the same response as to kissing?! Tried to put a finger in - her pussy is apparently too “tight and tired”. After hearing all of this, my dick got softer than your babies pillow and I decided to just ride it out with some oral. God no, wish I fucking haven’t and just asked for my cash back. She clearly couldn’t be bothered and her bj skills were okayish. I reckon if she put more effort in, I could be shooting in her mouth within seconds (especially considering her looks) but the lack of interest, defo took away from my pleasure and made it less desirable tan a blowjob with my 59 year old wife, god damn it. I tried to fuck her but again, the sight of her unholy arse mixed with the “I’m too tight oh oh your cock is huge oh oh have you cum yet oh oh” made me flaccid. The moaning and complaining throughout didn’t help either. She kept talking about “rich” Asian clients she would see privately for (apparently) top dolla - is that the truth? We will never know. I haven’t cum and left 9 minutes under my time. This is why I stick to my regular, the exotic L.... or the well reviewed naughty Lalalanna.
Summary:
A super hot girl to look at. I mean , looks wise it couldn’t get better than this. You almost feel like you’ve won the lottery until she turns her back on you. Then you experience the worst ( and flattest) arse, you’ve ever seen.
Service wise? I had junkie street walkers more enthusiastic than her (and way better at sucking cock). Least they dont complain every second.
All in all, it was a really fucking shit sauna punt - without the free chat in the lounge. Would I return? No i fucking wouldn’t and I wouldn’t recommend. 110£ well wasted. Fuck my life.
Wish you guys all the best punts and until next time squires!
Topic: kinkycleo23 - WASTE OF MONEY-Edinburgh (Read 2300 times)