Alyssa in London

[Sir Lancealot]

Met Alyssa at a budget London hotel  for a 90 mins booking.

Comms

Pre punt comms were fine and when we spoke on the phone to arrange the booking she came across as an across as an intelligent and well-spoken lady.

Location

In-call booking at a budget hotel in London. She varies where she works from but the room was fit for purpose.

Looks / Body

Alyssa is a reasonably attractive MILF for her age. Stated age is 39. She could easily pass for early 40’s. She is at an age when the body is beginning to go south and she had plenty of lose skin on her tummy and love handles as well.

Personality

Alyssa is a well-spoken and intelligent lady. I would happily go on a date with her. She is VERY chatty, particularly about herself. May be that is her personality although cynically you might say it's all a time wasting technique.

The Punt

It is hard to rate this punt as on the one hand I did quite enjoy Alyssa’s company and the punt itself was relaxing and a good way to unwind. However, as a punt goes she took the piss, although I have to accept that I have to take some blame for that as well as I did not force the pace. However, she did fuck all to initiate any sexual activity whatsoever and was happy to waste the time talking. Given that I am not so good at taking the lead with these WG’s it was a recipe for a less than successful punt. Lesson learned; it won’t happen again!

Most of the punt was spent talking and you don’t want to know about that! I think that Alyssa thinks that she is a provider of companionship services rather than sexual services. You are there to seduce her and I was not that good at that or more to the point was unaware that was my role. I think I got most of her life story or whatever she chose to make up. I enjoyed her company to an extent and she is easy to get on with. but her favourite subject was herself.

We had one round of sex in mish which was pleasant, if unspectacular and over fairly quickly. Round 2 was a bit of OWO and rather rushed as by then there was little time left.  She is quite a sensual kisser but certainly not DFK is that is what you are after. Open mouth but limited use of the tongue. It was fine for me, just not nearly enough kissing in the punt. Overall the sexual activity could have been condensed into a 15 min quickie!

She was I clock watcher. I naively thought that given all the chatting that she was relaxed about staying longer (like some other escorts I have met are). This was not the case with Alyssa. She had me out of the room on the dot.

Summary

Alyssa is an intelligent and articulate lady, but one who will try and get away with the absolute minimum in terms of service provision. I don’t think she sees herself as a hooker, somewhat better than that.

I’ve rated the meeting as a neutral as I quite enjoyed her company but as a punt it was largely a waste of time. I think most on here would rate my experience a negative.

A lesson learnt in how nearly all working girls will get away with the minimum in terms of service provision given half a chance. I’ll make sure this doesn’t happen again.

Would I return? No chance!!

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[Tony_Red]

Has happened to me plenty of times. You are not alone. I won't take any more of it, though. Learnt my lesson after wasting way too much £££.

You are the customer, so she should be looking after you. Not the other way round. You're paying her £2.22 every 60seconds.
She's making in 90m what would take an average person
2-3 days of hard graft.

Better luck for next one mate.

[Nagilum]

Don't beat yourself up. A good provider would understand your apprehension being new and lead to give you a good time.

You are not at fault, it's time wasting tactics.

[pewpewpew]

I always start stripping off straight away while she's talking bollocks. Never had a problem but i feel that a few times if i hadn't she would keep talking and I'm not the seducing type either

[ramrodronnie]

Met Alyssa at a budget London hotel  for a 90 mins booking.

Comms

Pre punt comms were fine and when we spoke on the phone to arrange the booking she came across as an across as an intelligent and well-spoken lady.

Location

In-call booking at a budget hotel in London. She varies where she works from but the room was fit for purpose.

Looks / Body

Alyssa is a reasonably attractive MILF for her age. Stated age is 39. She could easily pass for early 40’s. She is at an age when the body is beginning to go south and she had plenty of lose skin on her tummy and love handles as well.

Personality

Alyssa is a well-spoken and intelligent lady. I would happily go on a date with her. She is VERY chatty, particularly about herself. May be that is her personality although cynically you might say it's all a time wasting technique.

The Punt

It is hard to rate this punt as on the one hand I did quite enjoy Alyssa’s company and the punt itself was relaxing and a good way to unwind. However, as a punt goes she took the piss, although I have to accept that I have to take some blame for that as well as I did not force the pace. However, she did fuck all to initiate any sexual activity whatsoever and was happy to waste the time talking. Given that I am not so good at taking the lead with these WG’s it was a recipe for a less than successful punt. Lesson learned; it won’t happen again!

Most of the punt was spent talking and you don’t want to know about that! I think that Alyssa thinks that she is a provider of companionship services rather than sexual services. You are there to seduce her and I was not that good at that or more to the point was unaware that was my role. I think I got most of her life story or whatever she chose to make up. I enjoyed her company to an extent and she is easy to get on with. but her favourite subject was herself.

We had one round of sex in mish which was pleasant, if unspectacular and over fairly quickly. Round 2 was a bit of OWO and rather rushed as by then there was little time left.  She is quite a sensual kisser but certainly not DFK is that is what you are after. Open mouth but limited use of the tongue. It was fine for me, just not nearly enough kissing in the punt. Overall the sexual activity could have been condensed into a 15 min quickie!

She was I clock watcher. I naively thought that given all the chatting that she was relaxed about staying longer (like some other escorts I have met are). This was not the case with Alyssa. She had me out of the room on the dot.

Summary

Alyssa is an intelligent and articulate lady, but one who will try and get away with the absolute minimum in terms of service provision. I don’t think she sees herself as a hooker, somewhat better than that.

I’ve rated the meeting as a neutral as I quite enjoyed her company but as a punt it was largely a waste of time. I think most on here would rate my experience a negative.

A lesson learnt in how nearly all working girls will get away with the minimum in terms of service provision given half a chance. I’ll make sure this doesn’t happen again.

Would I return? No chance!!

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Thanks for your Review Sir Lancealot. I hope your ears heal up soon. Well it was your punt, and your Review to rate it as you saw it.
Personally if that had been my punt, it would definitely been a Negative. Time wasting, never stop talking, clock watcher. Come on?   

[Sir Lancealot]

Thanks for your Review Sir Lancealot. I hope your ears heal up soon. Well it was your punt, and your Review to rate it as you saw it.
Personally if that had been my punt, it would definitely been a Negative. Time wasting, never stop talking, clock watcher. Come on?   

As I said in the review I think it I think it would have been a negative for most but I did quite enjoy her 'companionship' service for a bit and I am kicking myself more for not forcing the pace and initiating the action. I like the idea of just stripping off and seeing what happens. May have got the "plenty of time for that, don't you want to get to know me first" reaction.

[yourgent]

Sorry you had a disappointing punt Sir L. For what its worth my experience had similarities but was a whole lot better.

First thing to be clear about is she does like to natter and in my first meet with her I was unsure whether I was going to get anywhere, however, when the sex came it was excellent and I never had any issues with been ushered out on time, in fact very much the opposite.

Mine was an outcall, so that might explain some of the difference, but we went way over time and enjoyed multiple rounds with good OWO and I lost count of how many times she came, and no faking either this was hot, hot regular sex.

So definitely not for those looking for anything beyond standard GFE services, but I have seen here several times now and the sex is still great and there is never any clockwatching.

[Sir Lancealot]

Interesting to hear about your experiences with Alyssa. Pleased that you had a better time.

It sounds like she is a lady that does not want to appear to easy on her first 'date' with you so takes her time to get to know you, but given the amount being paid per minute is not reasonable to take that approach unless she is going to provide extra get to know you time. She did not do that with me and it was clear she wanted to fit in an extra client or two having booked a hotel room for the day. May be one to have persevered with but too much of a risk in my view to take a second chance.

I also see that she has since increased her rates so becoming a very expensive chat.

Might be worth you posting a full review if you have seen her a few times so members get a more balanced view of what to expect.