AW Profile: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Very efficient, booked same day and was promptly given address after I confirmed the booking.
Services: OWO, protected sex, CIM, 69, DFK
Location: Chelsea, City Westminster
Date visited: July 2021 (a few days ago)
The Girl: She's the girl on her photos (in all honesty looks a little better in real life than in the photos, has a natural Japanese/Latina look going for her). 7/10 face, 8/10 body.
Price: £200 for 1hr
The Meet:Complete disappointment. At first I was relieved to see that it was the girl in the photos, and after a previous punter's review I was ecstatic that i'd be in for a treat. Her body is curvy, a little chubby but it wasn't a dealbreaker at the time, delectable rear and a cute face (half Japanese half Brazilian when asked). Paperworks handed and I was lead to a spotless yet dark bedroom.
From there, I requested a shower (facilities were okay-ish. Except for the fact there were hanging undies by the shower faucet and pubes on the floor). After a quick rinse down, I came in and we got straight into DFK. This is where it all fell apart, her breath reeked of morning breath, I soldiered on. OWO initiated as she sunk down between my legs and gave the tallywacker a good spit shine. I must say, this was probably the only positive thing about the punt.
Dom on, and we began with her riding the dolphin CG. Good eye contact, though I was feigning to see her delicious brazilian arse which did NOT disappoint; very thick and plump (although on the firmer side). Here's where it got a little gross, after positioning myself for doggy, I could smell a rancid odour of pussy funk which really killed my buzz. Figured, "fuck it" and held my nose, breathing through my mouth as I pounded away to the rhythmic songs of her shitty hip hop playlist. To make things worse, she'd stop, turn around to face me and reach for the dom with wipes (happened three times) assuming I had came? Like what in the fuck? I kept going soft as a result and it would lead to a mess, given that I'd spend another 5 minutes trying to get myself hard again before resuming.
I eventually came (miracle) in the bag and immediately asked for a shower as I could smell her vag all over my cock and thighs. Despite triple washing with the dove body wash, her odour still lingered like a curse. £200 in the shitter, fuck it, gotta get my money's worth so asked if she could give me a blowjob for the 2nd round. After 10 minutes of her sucking, she started wincing in pain, showing me her arm where it was stained from a burn of some sort? I think she spilled something on it and proceeded with the sob story, "i'm too tired babe, arm hurting." UGH. Fair enough. So I rubbed myself off and asked her to lick/kiss my thighs as I jerked it, each time i'd reach to my mouth so I could lube the damn thing with my saliva, I could smell her breath/pussy funk on my palm. Absolutely livid at this point and with 15 minutes to go, she got bored of grooming my thighs to browse her Instagram in front of me. Fuck this, I told her i'm done, and she incessantly started apologising thereafter.
I spent the last 10 minutes (not even kidding you) showering in an attempt to remove this weird odour from my cock and balls. What a shitshow. While i'm writing this I could still smell the whiff from the tips of my fingers. Gonna try dousing my knob with lemon juice. Wish me luck!
Notable mentions: • Pretty girl, a little chubby than the photos shown (gained weight since lockdown i'd imagine)
• Pussy odour comes back to haunt me. It stunk. Same with her breath.
• Phone checker as time went on. Stop & start routine for no apparent reason other than to assume I had already cum.
• She lit up a cigarette as soon as the punt ended. Lol?
• Didn't get a second pop in because she complained her arm hurt after 10 minutes of OWO on the second round.
• Seems disinterested the longer the punt goes on. Either treat this as a 15 or 30 minute pump & dump or avoid entirely.
