Author Topic: Carla massage glasgow (Read 5827 times)

jb34 · « **on:** March 13, 2021, 11:52:49 am »

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Hour for 80, turned out to be about 50 mins including shower at end. Comms good and flat on main road, close didnt smell nice (dont know why I remembered that) fkat was nice, clean comfortable. Massage on bed. Was looking forward to the meet as pics looked good and was looking for a good massage and happy ending. Looks wise not my type and wouldnt notice on street. Body, toned, flat chested. The massage was above average. Plenty of swipes, turned over and a bit of teasing and moved onto main event. Gentle stroking and a two hand technique. Shot my load and cleaned up. Overall underwhelmed.

TommyMoundfrigger · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:14:06 pm »

Are you saying she doesn't look like her pics?

jb34 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2021, 08:31:27 pm »

No im not saying that. The pics are flattering her body is toned which is a plus. Face with no makeup not great and no boobs.

Boinky · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:31:13 am »

How was her attitude?

A few folk have described her as surly or very tired/overworked.

Uncle Buck · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:43:41 am »

Quote from: Boinky on March 14, 2021, 10:31:13 am

How was her attitude?

A few folk have described her as surly or very tired/overworked.

I certainly wouldn’t say that Boinky. I found her to be attractive, sexy, friendly and a good SP.

Glesgaboy · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2021, 02:09:31 pm »

I would second that.

David1970 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2021, 02:17:31 pm »

She looks fairly flat chested in this photo

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Glesgaboy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2021, 09:32:37 pm »

On that point.
Or ...lack of those two points... lol
I would agree -tiny boobs.
But a great ass

Falkirk GND · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2021, 10:13:33 pm »

I’m struggling to square “The massage was above average” with a neutral! Did you just downgrade her because you didn’t fancy her and she has no tits (which you should have maybe known from the pics)? Seems harsh?

Boinky · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2021, 12:19:06 am »

Quote from: Uncle Buck on March 14, 2021, 10:43:41 am

I certainly wouldn’t say that Boinky. I found her to be attractive, sexy, friendly and a good SP.

Cheers UB.

She's had a few AW profiles IIRC and some of them had average reviews about her being either overworked or a bit tetchy, probably caused by overwork.

I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember she was one of the Hungarian touring mob that were doing the rounds and had, overall, very average reviews, but she seems to have stayed put.
Again, I may be mistaken.

jb34 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2021, 10:08:08 am »

Quote from: Falkirk GND on March 14, 2021, 10:13:33 pm

I’m struggling to square “The massage was above average” with a neutral! Did you just downgrade her because you didn’t fancy her and she has no tits (which you should have maybe known from the pics)? Seems harsh?

The time was a factor too. I had read reviews so I expected something better than what the overall experience delivered.

jb34 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2021, 10:09:29 am »

Quote from: David1970 on March 14, 2021, 02:17:31 pm

She looks fairly flat chested in this photo

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Don’t remember seeing that photo.

David1970 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2021, 10:39:06 am »

Quote from: jb34 on March 15, 2021, 10:09:29 am

Don’t remember seeing that photo.

You don’t look at the gallery on her profile?

Falkirk GND · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2021, 12:44:47 pm »

Quote from: jb34 on March 15, 2021, 10:08:08 am

The time was a factor too. I had read reviews so I expected something better than what the overall experience delivered.

Fair enough. Your punt, your review, your grading. Thanks

Out of interest - did she go fully nude or just topless. Her profile suggests a topless B2B which seems a bit of a contradiction!

The dicker · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2021, 02:13:55 pm »

I punted her several years ago. Was average and remember she had a face on for the whole punt, was extremely off putting. Fits into descriptions on this thread saying she’s tetchy

jb34 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 16, 2021, 12:00:58 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on March 15, 2021, 10:39:06 am

You don’t look at the gallery on her profile?

Either it wasn’t in the gallery at the time or I didn’t view gallery.

punterfest · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2021, 09:15:13 am »

Saw Carla very good massage very presentable but now I will never return. Since January 2021 every person not born in UK is completely illegal. If you watched Home Office interview last week to be able to stay in the UK you must have documentary evidence to substantiate:

1. 10 years residence confirmed by your embassy of origin located in UK.
2. 10 years of paying UK tax.
3. To never have been arrested.

I do not think girls moving around in the UK are now legal so will not visit girls from Estonia Latvia Poland Romania etc. I do not want to be involved in supporting illegal immigrants or trafficking in the UK,

nike · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2021, 01:35:16 pm »

@ punterfest
U vome across as a bit of a wanker. U make general sweeping statements with nothing to back them up. U claim to have seen loads of wgs but only one review.
As for Carla, what are you basing ur claim on ?
For all u know, as someone who has been in the U.K. , pre brexit, she could have applied and been granted residency based on her being a European Union citizen. I know of at least two E.U. wgs who paid tax, as beauty therapists , to obtain residency status.

For the avoidance of doubt, I don't know the aforementioned wg and I have never met her.

Para124 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2021, 01:43:55 pm »

Well...I for one am just glad we cleared that little mystery up

Quote from: punterfest on March 23, 2021, 09:15:13 am

Saw Carla very good massage very presentable but now I will never return. Since January 2021 every person not born in UK is completely illegal. If you watched Home Office interview last week to be able to stay in the UK you must have documentary evidence to substantiate:

1. 10 years residence confirmed by your embassy of origin located in UK.
2. 10 years of paying UK tax.
3. To never have been arrested.

I do not think girls moving around in the UK are now legal so will not visit girls from Estonia Latvia Poland Romania etc. I do not want to be involved in supporting illegal immigrants or trafficking in the UK,

CrespinWolfe · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2021, 03:27:20 pm »

Quote from: punterfest on March 23, 2021, 09:15:13 am

Saw Carla very good massage very presentable but now I will never return. Since January 2021 every person not born in UK is completely illegal. If you watched Home Office interview last week to be able to stay in the UK you must have documentary evidence to substantiate:

1. 10 years residence confirmed by your embassy of origin located in UK.
2. 10 years of paying UK tax.
3. To never have been arrested.

I do not think girls moving around in the UK are now legal so will not visit girls from Estonia Latvia Poland Romania etc. I do not want to be involved in supporting illegal immigrants or trafficking in the UK,

Wasn’t this the same wahoo, who on another thread, was banging on about taking used condoms home after the punt and just generally being weird? I do wonder what his motivation is for these rambling left field posts.

David1970 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2021, 04:09:06 pm »

Quote from: CrespinWolfe on March 23, 2021, 03:27:20 pm

Wasn’t this the same wahoo, who on another thread, was banging on about taking used condoms home after the punt and just generally being weird? I do wonder what his motivation is for these rambling left field posts.

He is also the one that tells punters to check all the rooms in a flat before handing over the cash, total nut job.

Uncle Buck · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2021, 11:53:57 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on March 23, 2021, 04:09:06 pm

He is also the one that tells punters to check all the rooms in a flat before handing over the cash, total nut job.

100% roaster

punterfest · « **Reply #22 on:** March 24, 2021, 06:25:55 am »

100% Roaster.
Was visiting Jasmine in flat near Central Station in 2011. Three police raided flat Jasmine could not provide the necessary paperwork. Jasmine got lifted. I thought I was OK but I got lifted and placed on a register. Cost me my then employment.

I do not write shite but have had cause to shit myself.

punterfest · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:38:14 pm »

Quote from: nike on March 23, 2021, 01:35:16 pm

@ punterfest
U vome across as a bit of a wanker. U make general sweeping statements with nothing to back them up. U claim to have seen loads of wgs but only one review.
As for Carla, what are you basing ur claim on ?
For all u know, as someone who has been in the U.K. , pre brexit, she could have applied and been granted residency based on her being a European Union citizen. I know of at least two E.U. wgs who paid tax, as beauty therapists , to obtain residency status.

For the avoidance of doubt, I don't know the aforementioned wg and I have never met her.

Please reference where I claimed to have seen lots of wgs. I `claimed `Carla gave a very good massage and was very presentable nothing else. Please post your source for stating EU citizens will be granted right to remain solely on being an EU citizen. You say you know of at least 2wgs granted right to remain. But you do not know them. Then state you do not know the wg singular. AND I AM THE WANKER. Rest my case.

punterfest · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:50:57 pm »

Quote from: CrespinWolfe on March 23, 2021, 03:27:20 pm

Wasn’t this the same wahoo, who on another thread, was banging on about taking used condoms home after the punt and just generally being weird? I do wonder what his motivation is for these rambling left field posts.

Do try and make an effort to get your facts right as the `wahoo` you refer to is mikemole not punterfest. All I did was question his story which I considered a `phobia`if true. Forgive me for being pissed off about having to waste my valuable time responding to a poster who cannot be arsed to provide members with an accurate account of the threads

punterfest · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2021, 12:01:28 am »

Quote from: David1970 on March 23, 2021, 04:09:06 pm

He is also the one that tells punters to check all the rooms in a flat before handing over the cash, total nut job.

Bonnie told me she paid tax and was a single occupant. Thankfully end of punt but was surprised to find another girl in flat. Please advise members why I overreacted and why they should in law have no concerns.
I suspect the silence will be deafening and members can draw their own conclusions about who REALLY is the total nut job.

The dicker · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2021, 12:02:08 am »

Seeing guys argue on these threads is genuinely the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed.

PLEASE.

STOP.

nike · « **Reply #27 on:** March 26, 2021, 01:14:47 am »

@ punterfest
Read my post properly, the bit about paying taxes, implicitly implies, being in employment.

Here are some of ur claims.

[ Profile - found on AW as per link. Christina claims she is a size 10 but is probably around a 16.

Visited last summer £220 for 2hrs GFE Dom experience

Met before she left Robertson St 2019.

Saw Carla My experience she cannot perform sweats profusely.

Have enjoyed to varying degrees a few punts with girls of the other persuasionWas visiting Jasmine in flat

/color]

Ur a nutcase, I'm not going to waste any more time on you.

Name Not Found · « **Reply #28 on:** March 26, 2021, 03:42:14 pm »

Quote from: The dicker on March 26, 2021, 12:02:08 am

Seeing guys argue on these threads is genuinely the saddest thing I’ve ever witnessed.

PLEASE.

STOP.

Is this your first time on the internet?

The dicker · « **Reply #29 on:** March 29, 2021, 08:20:14 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 26, 2021, 03:42:14 pm

Is this your first time on the internet?

No, but arguing with fellow punters is extremely sad.

Name Not Found · « **Reply #30 on:** March 29, 2021, 09:07:15 pm »

Quote from: The dicker on March 29, 2021, 08:20:14 pm

No, but arguing with fellow punters is extremely sad.

It's in the nature of the beast. The alternative is some happy-clappy universe where nothing ever gets questioned and liars get away with anything.

The dicker · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2021, 03:45:44 pm »

To be fair to Carla, in terms of price she seems to be the best value for money. Most of her competitors are charging 3 figures according to other adds.

Name Not Found · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2021, 04:06:46 pm »

Quote from: The dicker on March 30, 2021, 03:45:44 pm

To be fair to Carla, in terms of price she seems to be the best value for money. Most of her competitors are charging 3 figures according to other adds.

Most?

The dicker · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2021, 04:27:36 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 30, 2021, 04:06:46 pm

Most?

Yes you’ve read correctly.

Name Not Found · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2021, 09:56:02 am »

Quote from: The dicker on March 30, 2021, 04:27:36 pm

Yes you’ve read correctly.

I think you're maybe looking in the wrong paces then

The dicker · « **Reply #35 on:** April 02, 2021, 07:58:33 am »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 31, 2021, 09:56:02 am

I think you're maybe looking in the wrong paces then

Oh no!

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