External Link/Members OnlyYes so its a Friday Ad punt where the pictures and details are about as real as a football bat but i was desperate. How desperate? Very!
On second thought, 3 things in the ad were actually true - the rate, the fact that it was a couple of minutes from Wokingham station and the phone number given in the ad. I recognise the rest of the ad as containing english words but i have never seen them in this order before.
So this happened on Monday the 22nd of March. WFH and minding my own business (playing ludo on my phone while a conference call was going on) when i felt an absolute overwhelming urge to have sex. So much so that i actually decided to concentrate on the work call but to no avail. My penis had decided to take over my thought process and continued to do the thinking for me up until it got its release.
So started searching high and low for what may be available. I looked everywhere but nothing was coming up that would be available there and then. Finally after about half an hour my penis and I came across the profile on Friday ads. The penis said that'll do so i call up the number and a Chinese lady picks up.
"Are you doing massages"?
"Yes"
"How much?"
"How long?"
"Not that much"
"How long you need?"
"Ah yes ofcourse. 1 hour"
"Body to body or full service?"
*Bingo*!!
"Both"
"£110 darling"
So this was 10:45 am. Made an appointment for 11:15 and was on my way for a GP appointment i had forgotten to let my boss know in advance about.
Had received the postcode and street name which was quite literally opposite the station and there were some parking spaces on the street with 2 hour parking if you can find a space. I didnt so parked at the station car park. Reached the street and sent a text for the door number. Greeted by the madam and taken upstairs into a room where a Chinese girl was already waiting.
The property itself hasnt had a refurb since it was built i think and the room plus its furniture seemed to be age fellows as well. 2 divan beds on either side, an old sofa to put clothes on and some random clutter gave it a look of a room which acts as a bedroom, a sitting area and a storage closet. Totally relaxing!
Gave the girl £110 who stepped out of the room to give it to the madam, stepped back into the room and stepped out of her clothes. Said her name was Antania, looked early to mid 30s, petite AF which i just love, tiny boobs with pop socket nipples and one of the smallest asses i have ever seen. Pussy was completely shaven which was anothet plus!
Undress and lie down on one of the dirty beds and she undresses to start the massage. A little segway: when i say dirty it didnt stink or anything but the pillow and the bedding just looked old and ragged - like it had been through the wash a few hundred times. I had second thoughts about lying down naked in it with all the germs it may have but then the penis slapped my brain around a few times and took over the thinking process again.
The massage was meh! She was good around the neck and shoulder area at the start but was then going through the motions till she climbed on top of me and started the front to back B2B. Now that was very very good. She was slow, deliberate and i could feel her pussy sliding over my back and ass with a tinge of sharpness which comes from hair which is starting to grow a day or two after shaving. After a while she does the reach unders and does feathery strokes with the tips of her fingers all over my back which was DIVINE!! Full marks there.
Turn over and she continues with the tease. Sitting between my legs and gently stroking and teasing the cock which was great as well. However then her mobile goes off. A text message. She has a little conversation with someone with messages going back and forth for what seemed like forever. Complete mood killer!
She probably saw my facial expressions so decided to do the front to front B2B now. The movements and the teasing were on point once again but i had lost a bit of the zing and didnt enjoy it as much as i should have. She then offered OW (wouldnt do without) and that was really good as well and that did perk me back up again(ish).
On to the main event. She went cow girl, reverse cowgirl, mish, doggy style, cowgirl and i finally popped in mish. Her pussy was incredibly tight and i enjoyed the hell out of it. Her moaning game was on point as well. Nothing over the top and made the right noises at the right time. Quite subtle and seemed to enjoy it but i can never tell.
All done, cleaned up and out in just over an hour so the penis was happy but once my brain cells started to wake up i started to think about the overall experience in more detail.
Cant fault the comms or the girl. The venue is another story. Dark, dingy, unkept and not the nicest place you want to be in. As i was dressing up, the girl simply straightened out the creases, puffed up the pillow and the bed was good for another run. Temporary sheets? Towels? Anything? Forget COVID, i wouldnt want to be rolling around in someone else's drippings. Pandemic or not!
So the girl who was great and the venue which wasnt gives it an overall neutral. Would i go again? Only if i have a BYOB (Bring your own bedsheet) option.
