Masseuse Roxy - Leeds

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When: A couple of days ago

Where: Leeds, near Hunslet Moor Park

Who: Masseuse Roxy External Link/Members Only

How Much: £50 for 30 mins

The review:

Finding myself at a loose end for an hour or so after a meeting, I decided to have a look and see who was available on AW for a nice massage to soothe the backache caused by 
 a long drive over the Pennines.  There weren't many available with their lights on, so tried calling the couple who were and got through on the first attempt to Roxy.  Arranged for a meet 30 mins hence, so immediately drove over to the vicinity and arrived 10 mins early.  Thought I'd chance my luck and txt to see if she was available yet.

"No. I need a few mins" came the reply.

Ok, no worries, I'll just sit and enjoy the sunshine for 10 mins thought I.  Anyway, 10 mins came and went, so she's now running late and no word. I fire off another text enquiring politely if she might be available yet...?

"No. Problem with water" came the rather terse reply.

Anyway after a few more txt volleys back and forth, the message came through that she was finally available and I traipsed off in search of the right flat, now 30 mins later than advertised 

Once inside the flat, I was met by a strapping woman who is the one in the AW pics, wearing lacy underwear and stripper heels. The pics on AW are definitely flattering - she's a size 16 at least, but with massive tits, which was a bonus.  Anyhow, by now only had time for 30 mins, so part with cash, enquire about shower ("you have one after, not now"), strip off and lie on the double bed, which is covered with a clean towel from a stack by the bed.  Roxy is still in lacy underwear, which was disappointing but not unexpected as B2B had not been negotiated, or indeed mentioned.

Roxy starts to administer a 'massage' which is frankly not up to much, and then after a few mins sits straddles my lower back, audibly takes off her bra and starts rubbing herself really quite vigorously against my arse cheeks and lower back, and it's at this point that 'The Noise' begins to happen.

Many masseuses have made rather fake sexy noises in the past, usually when wanking me off at the culmination of a massage, but Roxy absolutely takes the prize for the fakest, most inappropriate and off-putting supposedly sexy noises I have ever been subjected to as part of a massage.  Every exhalation was an 'ooh' or an 'ahh' and it got, frankly, a bit ridiculous by the end.

Anyway, the massage continued with her sliding around a bit more and rubbing her massive (but weirdly cold) tits on my back and neck (lots more ooh's and ahh's obviously) before asking me to turn over.

Upon flipping over, I was very surprised to see her completely naked, and realised that the frantic rubbing on the small of my back may have been more for her satisfaction than for mine !

As expected, once I was lay on my back the massage was completely abandoned in favour of what was basically a long and drawn out 20 minute handjob, including lots of little tickly strokes of my inner thighs and hitting my cock with her oiled up (but still really quite cold) tits, all interspersed with a bit of B2B, which was not great if I'm honest as she was cold and clammy, plus she's a significantly bigger girl than I would usually go for, so wasn't especially floating my boat. 

To be fair, she gives a good oily handjob, keeping it mixed up and definitely not rushing things - she told me "not yet, not yet naughty boy" 3 or 4 times as I felt the sap rising and she backed off to go back to tickling my balls or sliding my cock between her tits, before usually coming back to copiously spit on my dick and carry on the handjob.  So the end, when it did eventually arrive, was substantial and as she was gently squeezing my balls as I came, my cock was pointed directly at my face, which meant that the first couple of squirts hit me in the chin - not ideal.

Roxy clearly thought this was hilarious though and managed to quit the oohing and aahing routine long enough to have a little chuckle to herself, while continuing to milk me for every...last..drop all over her hands and then carried on slowly wanking me with her slippery cum-covered hands while expressing surprise at how much cum I'd produced, which was probably the most erotic thing that she did during the whole meet.  Growing ever more sensitive though, I had to tell her to stop and point me towards the shower.

Quick once over in the pretty grotty shower, clothes back on, gave my thanks and took my leave.

As I was driving back over the Pennines, I ruminated on the experience I'd just had, as I often do.  There were definite good points; a superior, edging teasing handjob,  unexpected B2B, easy comms and availability, but also distinct low points; bigger girl than in pics, ran late, rubbish massage, godawful fake moaning.

If she sacked off the massage and just did a penis worship offering with HJ and OWO, she'd probably be worth seeing again as the HJ really was pretty good, however I don't she does oral of any sort and Leeds is a long way out for me, so I won't be bothering again.