Author Topic: Isabella. Romanian. Smethwick, Birmingham B66 £20 service.  (Read 8389 times)

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Hi ❤Isabella 💝quick service 💦20£

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Preface: This lady has only just reappeared. I couldn't find her details for a review earlier but here we are a few months later.
After several successful Romanian £30 services I thought I'd sink to lower levels to see if i could get more for my Covid related jobless circumstance. I really didn't think I could better a punt by going even lower in price. There is no correlation with price and service as far as im concerned.
Yet again, I was let down by at least one British girl if I remember rightly so i headed for the ghetto towards the rescue team, always ready, always available. A perfect opportunity had arisen, the £20 service would finally become an executable option.

Communication rating: Good.

Service requested: Oral and sex. £20 service

Venue: Mid-terraced house near Smethwick High Street. Parking is busy. As usual I would recommend parking a distance away but on this particular mid week evening I really couldn't care less and parked outside the property as I couldn't find any parking nearby. I knew the address from a previous failed attempt at seeing this lady. This establishment would be known to locals i would guess so please exercise caution should you visit.

"Doggy?":  I parked up and began my ritual of pre punt motions, making sure nothing of value is left on view, deep breathing to calm the nerves. Making sure I only have the correct payment. "I'm gonna fuck her" said the voice in my head. The preparations were cut short when a vehicle pulled up behind me. I could see a nerdy guy using his phone that reflected off his glasses. I knew why he was here and i didn't relish the thought of going in after him. I exited my vehicle and briskly approached the door careless of prying eyes. A double tap, entrance granted.
I stepped through, "Oh god yes!" I thought. Straight away I noticed her hips, child bearing. She had a fantastic petite figure akin to beautifully carved Italian marble sculpture masterpieces that would grace the temple's of Rome. An overstatement sure but I knew my objective would be cerebrally uninhibited, obstruction free, mental capitulation, im going to be OK with this one. She put her hand out by way of formal introduction and introduced herself. I just ignored her transfixed momentarily as such greetings are rare amongst British SPs let alone Romanians. "Oh yeah, sorry" i said and without thought gave her my real name, shell shocked my low expectations totally obliterated.
I followed her rear into the dimly lit downstairs front room that was mostly filled by a double bed.
Her profile images although deceitful do resemble her derrière somewhat. With my personal criteria satisfied i was happy to proceed.
She stood approximately 5', fair skinned, early 30s. Facially i found her mildly attractive. Wearing only her bra, thong and strange woolly yeti type boots from what i recall.

Prerequisites complete she sat on the corner of the bed and stared at my crotch whilst holding a condom. I dropped my garments revealing a semi erect penis. Promptly coated she started sucking me off. Her technique was very acceptable, not exactly deep throat but past halfway and decent pressure. Then her phone rang, she just carried on whilst texting away out of the corner of her eyes. I looked around the room in acknowledgement of this casual circumstance. Such a turn on.
"Doggy?" she said...fucking too right lady.
I gently held her hips and clenched my anus gaining the inch height required to enter her vaginal opening on a level and without guidance. Slowly building rhythm I could just about see my cock pulling on her labia majora during the withdrawal stroke. Whilst fixated on her outstretched perfectly manicured fingers topped with red nails, i came hard when I noticed the wedding band. Poor guy.

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Please do not press 'Quote' (unless you know what you're doing), use 'REPLY' for short comments. 👍
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Good review-Cheers for sharing. :thumbsup:

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If these roms keep on giving such great service and low price a few high priced girls gonna be fucked  :rolleyes: maybe bring there prices down to where thay used to be
« Last Edit: March 06, 2021, 03:30:41 pm by bonham »

Offline alabama1

Great review. What more could you ask for £20 ! As has already been mentioned, if the Roms keep this up prices of established providers will be taking a seismic shift down. Every punter needs to ask the question , do we want/need 1 punt at £150 or 7, and save a tenner  :unknown:
« Last Edit: March 06, 2021, 03:46:40 pm by alabama1 »

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Thers gonna be a few what's not gonna be that good but you lose £20 or maybe 30 but we get that with established girls and lose £120 or 150  :(

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Thers gonna be a few what's not gonna be that good but you lose £20 or maybe 30 but we get that with established girls and lose £120 or 150  :(
Very true pal. 10 punts for £200. Even if only 50% are decent, you are still quids in.  :thumbsup:

Offline bonham

The thing I like no city centre parking and wandering around like a lost soul and your punt has already begun without you  :lol:

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Your reviews always crack me up ... I have almost exact mindset when heading to punts 😂😂
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Offline bonham

Your reviews always crack me up ... I have almost exact mindset when heading to punts 😂😂
Well i went see her tonight and no fucking problem parking right on her doorstep didn’t even put my coat on straight in the door just reminds of wife waiting for you to come home :thumbsup:
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Well i went see her tonight and no fucking problem parking right on her doorstep didn’t even put my coat on straight in the door just reminds of wife waiting for you to come home :thumbsup:
Haha! Yes, thats exactly what i used to do to the ex, didn't even take my coat off!
No hanging about with you though, hope you enjoyed yourself!
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Offline Hothandle

Great review. What more could you ask for £20 ! As has already been mentioned, if the Roms keep this up prices of established providers will be taking a seismic shift down. Every punter needs to ask the question , do we want/need 1 punt at £150 or 7, and save a tenner  :unknown:
Right at the point of blasting the man fat, the experience is the same at whatever price..
I know this subject keeps surfacing for debate, but personally my best punts have been from the least attractive (and most reasonably priced) ladies i’ve met.

Offline bonham

Just to let you know that's not the girl in the photo
But similar size not has sexy but very decent ther was two other girls there but not worth bothering with much bigger but  all three were very pleasant and smiley I asked if you all offer service and thay do
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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=296981.msg3119172#msg3119172

Made an appointment to see this one today to be told “I’m busy” on arrival. Then radio silence to follow. Waste of time

Goes with the territory I suppose.

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=296981.msg3119172#msg3119172
Goes with the territory I suppose.
At £20 to empty your prostate don't you think she's a tad busy?
Feel free to move onto more expensive reliable SPs sitting there waiting for you with longing teary eyes.
Some of us won't give up so easily including your quoted.

Here are 2 reviews from the same chap you quoted:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=299602.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=299568.0

Nothing wrong with an objection but I would recommend doing your homework.
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Just to let you know that's not the girl in the photo
But similar size not has sexy but very decent ther was two other girls there but not worth bothering with much bigger but  all three were very pleasant and smiley I asked if you all offer service and thay do

Would you say it’s a b&s then?

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Would you say it’s a b&s then?

Her profile images although deceitful do resemble her derrière somewhat.

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I agree with straighsix does resemble her but not the girl in pics i mean that bum persuaded me
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I agree with straighsix does resemble her but not the girl in pics i mean that bum persuaded me

I guess it’s a b&s then and that would warrant a negative but then again it’s £20
So I see both sides of the coin

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I guess it’s a b&s then and that would warrant a negative but then again it’s £20
So I see both sides of the coin
What is the 'bait and switch' criteria?

99% of profiles are deceitful using iPhone munter filters, strategic angles, clinically photoshopped images and old images that don't even resemble the SP anymore let alone the descriptive details. Where are you going to draw the line?

In my opinion, there is no way I will categorise a service as negative because of a false image. The lady provided a wonderful service. In a clandestine industry she can be forgiven for a disingenuous profile image if it bears resemblance,  which it does; ontop of the service that was ridiculously cheap and of a very acceptable standard that would put many British girls to shame. You only have to read other reviews on here to get an idea of bad service at extortionate rates.
I certainly wouldn't discourage fellow punters to avoid this girl just because of her profile image.
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i understand what you're saying but I suppose the line is drawn at it being a completely different girl - as opposed to the girl on a good day five years ago...

But I don't agree for £20 this should be a negative.
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i understand what you're saying but I suppose the line is drawn at it being a completely different girl - as opposed to the girl on a good day five years ago...
Its still baiting if it is an old pic of the actual lady. If its somebody totally different who doesn't match the SP in blatant form then that's a very bad thing.
I've had 2 experiences where the service provider was busy and her civvy friend offered herself. Fucking hell, they weren't negative for sure.
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yeah I agree.  the lines are sort of blurred though aren't they - an old pic when they're half the weight and size they are now - misleading.  A bit of a flattering angle though - well you have to expect the real life to be a bit worse - it's naive to expect anything else.

I suppose it all depends whether this stuff is outright pisstaking or just a a girl trying to show her best side...
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I suppose it all depends whether this stuff is outright pisstaking or just a a girl trying to show her best side...
Exactly.
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What is the 'bait and switch' criteria?

99% of profiles are deceitful using iPhone munter filters, strategic angles, clinically photoshopped images and old images that don't even resemble the SP anymore let alone the descriptive details. Where are you going to draw the line?

In my opinion, there is no way I will categorise a service as negative because of a false image. The lady provided a wonderful service. In a clandestine industry she can be forgiven for a disingenuous profile image if it bears resemblance,  which it does; ontop of the service that was ridiculously cheap and of a very acceptable standard that would put many British girls to shame. You only have to read other reviews on here to get an idea of bad service at extortionate rates.
I certainly wouldn't discourage fellow punters to avoid this girl just because of her profile image.

Think it was more to do with established profiles on AW. There's no fucking way you'd get any value with VS.
I've had numerous punts where Id remember the tits off the ad and if the host had a pulse then I'd be all over her. I do have standards but that depends on who answers the door.  :drinks:
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Think it was more to do with established profiles on AW. There's no fucking way you'd get any value with VS.
I've had numerous punts where Id remember the tits off the ad and if the host had a pulse then I'd be all over her. I do have standards but that depends on who answers the door.  :drinks:
This is true if thay open the  door  you decide in the next 5 seconds if to walk or go in and you usually know if it's the girl or  not.
Its usually the wasted journey what's annoying if your expecting a 25 year old then a 45 year old is standing there   but would give a positive if I had a good time and liked her body
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The dynamics of punting have changed for me and I've accepted the shit show it is at present....well, I've got no choice if I want to put my willy in something.
Not so long ago I could plan a night. Drink at a bar, go see a SP, another drink, takeaway on the way home then more drinks at home.
Now I've come to accept that I could easily go through 4 girls on one night never settling on any one of them. Id arrive home so disappointed id just go to bed. Bait and switch would be the least of my concerns if I find someone worth my time and measly financial offering. Ah well.
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At £20 to empty your prostate don't you think she's a tad busy?
Its not the tad busy that's the issue, its the standing a punter up when he arrives that is the issue.  If, like me, you have to travel a considerable distance to punt, having the girl stand you up when you finally get there is a major issue.

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Its not the tad busy that's the issue, its the standing a punter up when he arrives that is the issue.  If, like me, you have to travel a considerable distance to punt, having the girl stand you up when you finally get there is a major issue.
Yes you are correct. These girls dont appreciate admin though, they're of a different culture. Thats why I mentioned the dynamics of punting have changed. I have to travel 40 minutes to Birmingham one way to pay for sex. After making arrangements im still in doubt whether its going to happen. This has become the norm at least for me. As mentioned above, it was the first time I had gone to see 4 girls, 2 British ghosters and 2 Romanian walkouts and went home with a full sack.
Girls ghosting you, seeing someone else at your agreed time and generally messing you about is pretty standard nowadays, so is having a plan B,C,D and E.
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Its not the tad busy that's the issue, its the standing a punter up when he arrives that is the issue.  If, like me, you have to travel a considerable distance to punt, having the girl stand you up when you finally get there is a major issue.

Honestly, if you're travelling a considerable distance to the punt, you can't book £20 options.

We can gripe about "standards" and "professionalism" but at the end of the day we all know the score re: bargain basement punts, and unless you're a reg, they're just not gonna pass up the opportunity to add another on to the conveyor belt.

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What StraightSix isn't telling you is that he's on a Zimmer frame and it takes him 40 mins to travel from Cape hill Maccys to the Cape hill KFC :D
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Sure I'm old but I've lived one hell of a life. And it's still good. 👾
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Does Smethwick really count as "the ghetto" :) ?

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Does Smethwick really count as "the ghetto" :) ?

Yes, if you're going by price. 😂
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Sure I'm old but I've lived one hell of a life. And it's still good. 👾
:drinks:
Ive often thought of writing a book. Wish I had done diary entries which would've been an interesting read over the years.
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:drinks:
Ive often thought of writing a book. Wish I had done diary entries which would've been an interesting read over the years.
Indeed. I have a diary entry of every bird i have shagged since losing my virginity. I often go back to have a read, it makes me feel 20 again. 😇 My only regret is not going into further detail about each one.
I've been meaning to add them up. Hoping I'm sane enough to destroy them before I die incase the children find them. 😆

'May 5th 1996, fucked a brunette up the anus without lube'
"Oh my god, didn't think dad was like that!"
Hahaha!

Anyway,  there's no time like the present. Start from today. If there's any from the past you remember write those down too before they are totally forgotten.
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Indeed. I have a diary entry of every bird i have shagged since losing my virginity. I often go back to have a read, it makes me feel 20 again. 😇 My only regret is not going into further detail about each one.
I've been meaning to add them up. Hoping I'm sane enough to destroy them before I die incase the children find them. 😆

'May 5th 1996, fucked a brunette up the anus without lube'
"Oh my god, didn't think dad was like that!"
Hahaha!

Anyway,  there's no time like the present. Start from today. If there's any from the past you remember write those down too before they are totally forgotten.

I’m happy for you  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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Whether that's sarcasm or genuine, may i recommend hitting 'REPLY' rather than 'Quote'
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Whether that's sarcasm or genuine, may i recommend hitting 'REPLY' rather than 'Quote'
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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