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Author Topic: Luana Top TS, Covent Garden  (Read 4964 times)

Offline gooseberry

This is a TS review...

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Price: £150 for an hour

Mixed bag review here, I kind of want it to be a positive but it just isn't.

I saw Luana's page and was quite excited as she just looks banging, like super horny and angular etc. With the glasses too... love her look. In the end the meeting was a bit underwhelming

In person her face doesn't look as feminine, but still looks pretty erotic and slutty. Her body when she is dressed looks like she does in the photos on the bed i.e. bangin, but when the clothes come off it all gets a bit weird. Her work hasn't really been finished well, she has these kind of odd excess flaps of skin in various places. It's a shame, as when she is dressed she looks seriously hot. When I got there she looked great, heels, dress etc., but that lasted about a minute when she just whipped it all off and the illusion was gone.

After showers and a few minutes of her insisting I pay for two hours rather than one, we got into it and she started face fucking me. She facefucked me quite a bit, she is into that, there was a looot of that, about 30 minutes of that. Then we moved on to her fucking me in doggy (she only wanted to do doggy) which was fun, she got really into it, I could feel myself almost cumming hands free, never quite got there but it was pretty intense. She parties too, she took Tina while i was there and gave me some.

I was sort of encouraging her to be a bid more dominant, but she is definitely not a dom, she just likes to face fuck. She did make an effort with the slapping etc. and tried to get into it, but it is clearly just not really her vibe. It doesn't come naturally.

At the end she cam in my mouth and let me come on her body, so that was nice. I wanted to fuck her to cum but she only tops it seems, at least when I asked to fuck her ass she straight refused. I was asking her does she do it ever and she said sometimes she does, so I don't know YMMV. Thankfully I was mainly there for her to top me so it was OK.

Overall it is a neutral as the face fucking was good, and the fucking great, but in general her attitude is just all a bit off to me, very transactional and cold. There was also random weird stuff like when I was sucking her off, she kept leaving the room every now and again, don't know what that was about. I was trying to get her into it a bit more by asking her what she enjoyed etc. but she just kept replying "I like everything baby...", so that was a waste of time.

Tonne of face fucking, bit of Tina, plenty of doggy and that was sort of all she wrote. Tbf, we got there in the end and she did cum, she also let me stay about 5 minutes over time so I could cum properly not feeling rushed, but even with that it was like an alarm had gone off somewhere that the hour was up.

I guess at £150 for an hour with cum she is on the cheaper side of the TS market so might be considered decent value for money. She is not a bad sort just a kind of awkward and mechanical punt.

Offline Dj142

By taking Tina I assume you meant Crystal meth? Jesus...whatever floats your boat lol  :scare:

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Offline killerbees

Good review mate, she has been on my radar for a while as like you I find her overall look hot especially the specs. Your review has moved her off that radar now.

Your decision of course but for me reading, this comes across as a stonewall negative, with her first of all bugging you to pony up for 2 hours from the off(did you acquiesce to this demand btw?), her constantly leaving the room, refusal to bottom even though her profile states versatile, her overall off/transactional attitude as you stated and last but not least her "excess flaps of skin in various places"! eeek that sounds rank. Do you mind saying what areas she had this in was it the belly or boobs?

I've seen a video of her on here
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but I'm guessing she is doing some trickery with the angles and its very dark so impossible to see any skin flappage.

« Last Edit: July 27, 2021, 07:35:00 pm by killerbees »

Offline pewpew18

Thanks for the review. She's on my list so it was helpful... Is her cock as big as the picture?

Offline gooseberry

Good review mate, she has been on my radar for a while as like you I find her overall look hot especially the specs. Your review has moved her off that radar now.

Your decision of course but for me reading, this comes across as a stonewall negative, with her first of all bugging you to pony up for 2 hours from the off(did you acquiesce to this demand btw?), her constantly leaving the room, refusal to bottom even though her profile states versatile, her overall off/transactional attitude as you stated and last but not least her "excess flaps of skin in various places"! eeek that sounds rank. Do you mind saying what areas she had this in was it the belly or boobs?

I've seen a video of her on here
External Link/Members Only
but I'm guessing she is doing some trickery with the angles and its very dark so impossible to see any skin flappage.

I gave it a neutral as in In my thinking I got what I paid for. She stayed hard throughout and the sex was good. She went harder, longer and more pleasurably than anyone else I've had so far. And then she came at the end, so yanno.

On the refusing to bottom, it was towards the end of the session (might have already even been overtime) and in texts etc I had only talked about bottoming so I give a pass. I'm pretty sure if you told her before that you wanted to top her, she would do it.

If you look between her tits towards the end of that video, you can see a flap, it is more pronounced in person.

Offline gooseberry

Thanks for the review. She's on my list so it was helpful... Is her cock as big as the picture?

Nah, wouldn't say so. It is solid though, girthy enough six incher.