I know Zelda is well reviewed and a forum sweetheart who undoubtedly leaves many happy etc etc. I am therefore quite reluctant to tarnish her impressive positive review record. BUT I can only be honest about my experience.
Simply, we didn’t gel and I thought she wound down the clock / had little enthusiasm. I also didn’t find her as attractive as I’d hoped IRL. This was definitely a case of expectations being too high, which I will take some of the blame for - lesson learned!
External Link/Members Only Comms: Perfect for me. Same day booking. All via text.
Location: Perfectly fine. Safe and secure, relatively discreet location. I drove but had pre-booked parking about 10 min walk away.
Venue: Camera or two in operation once inside the building but not in her apartment as far as I was aware. Place is otherwise a compact but spotless apartment. She cares about the look/feel/smell. She has the largest television I’ve ever seen outside of Currys.
Zelda: Petite and cute but not gym fit. A little belly, or quite a bit bloated, which takes something away from an otherwise lovely petite body. She is a 30 something but has some of the best fake tits I have ever seen/felt.
Kooky personality which I sort of understood but didn’t find a turn on. After a while, she chilled out and I think I got to see a more natural persona during the 2 hours. Unfortunately, that side didn’t really get me going either. I found her level of English difficult to converse with.
Maybe I caught her on a bad day. I’m sure YMMV and that’s evident by past reviews. My subjective DJ rating for the looks/personality combo package: 6/10. She could have been an 8/10 if we’d clicked.
Action: Well, I had high hopes so booked Z for 2 hours. Upon arrival there was a meet/greet with exchange of cash.... and then no real sense that anything was going to happen any time soon unless I initiated it.
But I gave it time, thinking she was a pro and would be capable of a little initiative.. Maybe 5-10 mins later with water in hand and odd - not sexy - noises, I’m still sensing no direction and even feeling a little like she wasn’t that bothered/motivated. Fine, not everyone is on form all the time so gave her benefit of doubt still and hoped she’d warm up.
I’d read about the lovely sounding showers others had received but it was me who had to suggest this to move things along. No problem and it was quite nice but the passion wasn’t there between us. I wasn’t feeling it from her and there was no oral in the shower.
Back into the bedroom and we must have been nearly 25 mins in before I get offered a massage. Not really why I was there but if it helps get things started then fine... But 15 minutes later it was me who had to turn over to get any kind of real stimulation from her. This pattern carried on the whole meet and it didn’t feel like she was enthusiastic to please me at all.
Maybe I should have been more assertive. But I was getting the impression she doesn't need the business and has a stream of regular punters who she clicks with better, so why put in any effort with me.
Although I popped twice it was very unmemorable (I think once was in the dom by way of prone). The other was in the dom with her riding me CG after ore extended massage. Again, I had to initiate everything sexual, otherwise it would have been a two hour massage and a less than enjoyable chat.
Overall rating: 5/10 - Neutral but only because I am giving her the benefit of doubt and recognise everyone can have an off day. Her comms, place and cleanliness were also very good and the body/figure was pretty much as you see on AW (which is often not the case).
But, would I repeat? Nope
Topic: Zelda Thai - Bayswater - Meh (Read 3624 times)