Crossing paths

[iPad3]

Was out for a day with family today and we're walking home when  the missus says " oh my god how bling is that car"

Now for those who have met her you will know that platinum Cindy drives a car which is unique in appearance and whilst I didn't see who was driving said car I'mpretty sure it has her.

So I'm walking along as the car dissapears into the distance thinking I wonder what you'd do if you knew I fucked the driver of that car up the ass within the last year.......to be fair I know what she'd say but it was a very surreal experience.

Just thought I'd share that with you all.

[jcdmj12]

Or if you said - "I helped pay for that car!"   

[yorkshire123]

Good job she didn't honk her horn & blow you a kiss 

I've bumped into a ex-regular when out with Mrs Y, walked into a pub & there she was. Gave her a sly smile and went to sit outside.
Then the words i was dreading came "who was that girl you smiled at"   
"i used to work with her" said i, "whats her name"  fucking spanish inquisition ensued.

Said prossie walked out arm in arm with some punter (found this out later) & gave him a peck in full view of us, that did the job as Mrs Y started talking shit again about family & people i don't even know, internally i was shaking like a shitting dog.

Next punt with said ex-regular the subject didn't come up until just as i was leaving she said "your wife's very pretty, i wouldn't have put you two together"
"Should've gone to Specsavers" was my response. Cheeky bitch

[LanceVance]

Then the words i was dreading came "who was that girl you smiled at"   
"i used to work with her" said i, "whats her name"  fucking spanish inquisition ensued.

No wonder you punt if you can't even acknowledge a former colleague without getting an earful, Mr Y!

[yorkshire123]

No wonder you punt if you can't even acknowledge a former colleague without getting an earful, Mr Y!

I don't think it was jealousy on her part as thats not her nature, i am starting to think that Mrs Y is a closet lesbo who fancied a bit of pussy?
If so i wish she would hurry up & come out of the closet so we can go punting together