After seeing the review last week on this girl it tempted me to have a punt.
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All by text as it specifically asks for this in the advert and I now see why as she’s very difficult to understand. Prompt responses and very polite. Got the post code and made a booking for the next day. £55 for naked massage and hr (I was assuming that she was naked as it would be difficult if I wasn’t!
LOCATION
For anyone knowing the area it is a road off Hobblythick Lane, nice quiet residential street although a few curtain twitchers, plenty of free parking. The house no. is text on arrival as usual.
THE PUNT
Well I have to say that I had a very different experience from the previous review for reasons maybe as follows.
As you approach the house you are asked to text and not knock. Just my luck the next door neighbour was outside talking to someone. I text and there was about 30 - 40 seconds delay before the door opens (it seemed an eternity as the neighbour was talking loudly saying that about 5 or 6 men come there every day and stay for about 30 mins). I turned my back to them but felt very exposed.
The door opened and was greeted by a petite Thai lady in a see through negligee with bra and knickers underneath. I thought I should impart to her what I just heard and she became very concerned. She is as mentioned difficult to understand but I just made the right acknowledgments when I thought it right to.
Led upstairs to a bedroom, very sparse with proper massage bed and chair in the corner. Did the paperwork and she kept talking and I picked up she was stressed about the information I told her so perhaps I should have waited until the end.
Got undressed and she did but left her knickers on which I expected her to be fully naked.
Massage started with me face down, and I have to say it was all nice and clean, she is fanatical about keeping clean making you gel your hands before the massage starts. Not a bad massage at all, typical Thai with pressure applied in certain spots but I couldn’t relax as I was thinking of an escape plan if the neighbour decided that I was the punt he was going to grass up to the fuzz. Also for about 40% of the time she was talking in what could have been martian 👽 which didn’t help the atmosphere.
She worked on me face down for a good 25 mins I didn’t get any of the tit rubs as in the previous review. She towelled off the oil then asked me to turn over. She then worked on my legs working up to my thighs. She then put some baby oil on my cock and started to work it but I wasn’t impressed, I have better oily wanks, she didn’t even work the balls or surrounding area. I said to her that I thought it was naked massage so she then took the largish knickers off. She had a very crumpled belly probably from child birth and it didn’t really add a lot to the experience. She has nice bangers though and free to touch but I didn’t get any finger blasting in like the previous review but then again I didn’t really try hard, I just touched the general area.
She started to work me off again but I had to ask her to do longer strokes and pull my foreskin back, she was far too timid and gentle. I shot my load, she cleaned me up and I got dressed and left.
I wouldn’t return purely because I think the house is on the radar of a potential visit and it wasn’t the best of hand jobs either.
