My Cleaner's Cleanliness......am I a freak?

[wheeliebinwanking]

Thought I better post in OFF TOPIC

It does not relate to punting but of course is sexual.

Got a new cleaner, blonde, tall, in lovely shape etc. She has been cleaning our place for maybe a year now. I am attracted to her in general but I do nothing about it whatsoever...

ANYWAY, she cleans our house today and immediately she walks in the door I notice a strong smell of her BO. Maybe she came from the Gym or hadn't showered this morning. She starts cleaning and at one point closes the door to the bathroom whilst cleaning...I need to get something and knock on the door..grab my item and then leave. I was actually on the way to a cheeky lunchtime SA punt.

Anyway, whilst I was in the house and on the drive there all I can think about is the SMELL of my cleaners BO. It's a proper musty smell but totally arousing (to me anyway)

I never realised I was so fussed about smells. My OH is pristine and never really smells at all. And obviously at work everyone smells like their perfume...but this raw female BO had me hooked. Something hard wired in my brain lol

Anyone experience that before? And I mean BO, not dirty pants or such like.

WBW

[Ghost89]

It’ll be something to do with pheromones triggering your response. Never knowingly affected me. I did think when I saw this thread that it was gonna be another creepy one about trying to make a move on the cleaner and offering her extra money for favours!

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Better swap her out for a 60 odd year old Doris who has a tied scarf over her head, else you'll be wanting to rodger her before long as you are already getting ideas about her.

Is she spoken for single or has she a bloke somewhere you can counsel with;?...

[Stevelondon]

I love smells, perfumery flowery sorts. If the sexiest woman in the world stank of BO…….. no way.

[wheeliebinwanking]

It’ll be something to do with pheromones triggering your response. Never knowingly affected me. I did think when I saw this thread that it was gonna be another creepy one about trying to make a move on the cleaner and offering her extra money for favours!

Haha, I remember that legendary thread.

She is good looking but I am getting some fun on SA so not bothered about trying anything. I was just interested by my own response to it to be honest. I do feel like a bit of a freak though

[wheeliebinwanking]

I love smells, perfumery flowery sorts. If the sexiest woman in the world stank of BO…….. no way.

That's the thing, when one thinks of BO maybe in you're thinking in male terms. Some folks BO is just BAD but this was different, just musky or something and it gave me the horn lol

WBW

[wheeliebinwanking]

Better swap her out for a 60 odd year old Doris who has a tied scarf over her head, else you'll be wanting to rodger her before long as you are already getting ideas about her.

Is she spoken for single or has she a bloke somewhere you can counsel with;?...

That's the thing, she has never been over smelling like that. It's like she skipped a shower or came from the gym. Very odd

[Colston36]

That's the thing, when one thinks of BO maybe in you're thinking in male terms. Some folks BO is just BAD but this was different, just musky or something and it gave me the horn lol

WBW

I find it acutely exciting.

[bhudda]

there's a difference between the smell of fresh perspiration and BO - it's been warm recently - anyone can get a bit sweaty but that awful stale BO smell takes time to develop (due to bacteria I believe).
I don't mind getting all sweaty with a nice lass but don't like stale BO odours 

[The0neAnd0nly]

That's the thing, she has never been over smelling like that. It's like she skipped a shower or came from the gym. Very odd

Or from cleaning someone else's house before yours?

[wheeliebinwanking]

I find it acutely exciting.

Glad I am not the only one!

[wheeliebinwanking]

Or from cleaning someone else's house before yours?

That too

[wheeliebinwanking]

there's a difference between the smell of fresh perspiration and BO - it's been warm recently - anyone can get a bit sweaty but that awful stale BO smell takes time to develop (due to bacteria I believe).
I don't mind getting all sweaty with a nice lass but don't like stale BO odours

True. But let's just say it's the smell of fresh sweat on clothes! What ever it was, it fired receptors in my brain that made me want to bend her over

WBW

[Watts.E.Dunn]

You sure your not a bit too oflactory sensitive WBW?. Theres another thread where your having a moan about a girl who smelt too much?..

[pantywetter]

I love how the thread turned from being offended by her BO to being turned on by it.  Pervert!

Quite fancy my cleaner lately too.  I’m sure she is up for it as she seems to follow me around the house and bend over to clean something wearing very tight leggings. 

I wouldn’t try anything but would love a cleaner role play with her!

[wheeliebinwanking]

You sure your not a bit too oflactory sensitive WBW?. Theres another thread where your having a moan about a girl who smelt too much?..

No more than the average Joe.

Lost my sense of smell with Covid. Maybe it's back super powered?!!

My issues before re:whiffy minges are from years back and I have met tonnes of SP's over the years

WBW

[wheeliebinwanking]

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[PatMacGroin]

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Interesting article. Obviously heard reports about the potential use of pheromones to make yourself more attractive. Used to see adverts for various concoctions with outlandish promises. Wasn't Spanish Fly a similar concept often found advertised in Sunday Sport back in the day (although maybe not based on pheromones)?

I had not heard reports about how some of these pheromones could actually induce feelings of increased well being and relaxation. Could some of those actually be a memory trigger, as opposed to a chemical reaction? E.g. Comforting smells or chemical scents recognised from times of safety and support when we were a baby or child? Just my observation, very interesting in any case.

[king tarzan]

A pretty woman smelling bad is instant 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Doormatt]

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[Colston36]

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This is very interesting to me, though not for sexual reasons - and I can confirm it.

Ten years ago two women worked for me in our small London office.

They were good friends - and still are, though now live in two different countries.

A while ago one (who is perhaps my closest friend now) mentioned that when they worked together their periods synchronised.

[Colston36]

A pretty woman smelling bad is instant 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

This is not about someone smelling "bad". It is about different people's reactions to a certain smell. But this is wasted on you as you cannot comprehend that other people don't share your prejudices.

[wheeliebinwanking]

This is not about someone smelling "bad". It is about different people's reactions to a certain smell. But this is wasted on you as you cannot comprehend that other people don't share your prejudices.

Thank you Colston36

My cleaner did not smell BAD or PUTRID. It just smelt of sweat, I called it Body Odour.

It's just never happened to me before, but it's almost like the hit one gets if you smell your partners knickers! Something I have not done for like 20 years. I had a girl friend and we lived apart, always got her to leave a pair or used knickers about. One whiff and I am thinking all sorts of deviant things. I am not in any way shape or form bothered about that stuff now.

However, as someone mentioned maybe it's a memory trigger. For me, my cleaner can come round sweating anytime. I work from home and the smell fully distracted me to the point of not being able to concentrate until I left the house!

I always thought female period synchronising was an urban legend

WBW

[king tarzan]

This is not about someone smelling "bad". It is about different people's reactions to a certain smell. But this is wasted on you as you cannot comprehend that other people don't share your prejudices.

Maybe you stink and find it acceptable..
I certainly don't, woman should smell very nice, clean not of body odour..
Absolutely repulsive

[wheeliebinwanking]

Maybe you stink and find it acceptable..
I certainly don't, woman should smell very nice, clean not of body odour..
Absolutely repulsive

 

Probably best you stop replying to this thread then KT and find your flowery smelling females. What I am describing is something clearly more primal......not for you Sir

WBW