This is a review of a Transsexual punt. If you don't like it, just like EastEnders, you can turn over.
The girl:
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External Link/Members Only 30mins/£100The continuation of my TS odyssey...
Cristal had been in my Hotlist for a while now. I'd found her on AW and only when I decided I would see her, did I check for any previous UKP reviews. Well, a chap called Ballbrag beat me to it. Interestingly, he was a TS newbie. If it'd been a Negative I might have thought twice. But he liked. A lot.
Clicked on her profile and saw her number displayed (although
Available Today was not showing) . Called around mid-afternoon, and was answered by a very nice, soft voice. Yes, she could see me later that day (the green light then went on, so I guess my call was a prompt to offer her services that day?)
Comms from then on were conducted by text, all performed by Cristal. Both her written and spoken English are pretty good, perfectly adequate. Street address and the name of her apartment block were sent through, the apartment number sent when I texted I'd arrived. It was an Airbnb, very new and swish both outside and in. I think there was aircon. She said it was costing her £700/wk! So at least my booking paid for her accommodation that day. She said she would be moving on after this week, but would look for more a permanent gaff in the general area, possibly including Milton Keynes.
So, after one of those brisk anticipative (is that a word?) drives, I rocked up outside. Luckily I arrived just as the bays became available for non-residents, at 8pm. Made the usual hash of the entryphone system
and made my way to her door. Let in by a smiling TS vision in a sort of lacy underwear-frock thing. Very nice visage. A soft kiss on the lips, and I was offered a quick freshen-up. Scalded myself in the shower, yelped, selected correct temperature and carried out a cursory cleanse since I'd showered directly before leaving, and I'd had the climate control on LOW in the car for the 30min drive. Pears coal tar soap in the bathroom, quality bird!
Into the boudoir in my towel. My oh my. Cristal is pretty gorgeous. Very much as per her photos, a demure demeanour, pretty face I would say, beautiful cool, soft, smooth and flawless skin (quite pale), not too much make-up (doesn't need it). I guess around 5'7"? She'd said like to lose weight but she's in no way fat at all. Lovely slim shape to my eyes, and again, her photos are very true. Soft black shiny hair, which she had up in a loose bun. She smelt really nice, not just her perfume, she did. Very feminine. We'd established that I would have 30mins/£100, with the option of having a further 30mins (1hr/£160). I told her I'd really like her to cum, and she said that would have to be a 1hr booking, plus a further £60 for the privilege (£220 total). I'm afraid I can't justify that to myself, so my strategy was to get her so worked up that I'd go the extra 30mins and then she wouldn't be able to help herself
. What can I say, male ego and all that
.
I moved in for a kiss. Slight resistance to anything more than a touching of tongues outside the mouth. Very tender nevertheless. My towel fell to the floor, revealing my boner. Cristal giggled a little and we kissed some more. Onto the bed and a scramble to get all her underwear off (from both of us). I gasped as she revealed her tits, they really are very nice. Bolt-ons (sadly a little hard) but a very appealing shape, perfectly symmetrical, lovely soft and smooth titty-skin, and really pert brown nipples with slightly raised areola. Mmm
. I softly suckled for quite some time, and allowed myself a little grope downstairs. Just like the rest of her body, immaculately prepared, smooth, soft and flawless, and in this case growing in my palm.
Both laid back onto the bed, where we made out, kissing, feeling and licking. She did that thing of blowing gently in my ear which drives me nuts. Pretty soon we were in a 69 and she was breaking out a condom for oral. I said I'd really like OWO and she seemed reluctant in case I came in her mouth. After some reassurance that I wouldn't (this old dog can go a long time without cumming, and would only require one pop, at the end) she relented and from that point on, oral on me was wet and very freely and sensuously given. And so was mine on her. Like a lot of TSs on long-term hormones I think, her erection came and went dependent on the direct attention it was getting. This went on for probably a good 10mins, and then I got her on all-fours and went round the back. Lovely shaped bum, again such amazingly smooth skin, better than most real girls, and I dived in with my tongue to give her a good rimming, as well as kissing and licking her bum cheeks. This really got her going and after a while I was fingering her lovely little bumhole, sucking her tiny little balls and wanking her from behind with my other hand, all at the same time. She went into sensory overload
.
Then more kissing, this time a little deeper (still not what one might call DFK sadly) and another 69 where this time she ventured south and gave my balls some attention, even my perineum (but no rimming on me, not quite). It became obvious that I wasn't going to be able to make her cum without her 'permission', so I consigned myself to just fucking her for the rest of my time with her. Got her on all-fours again, rubbered up, lubed up and smuggled my way into the tradesman's entrance. Very nice. Tight but then slowly accepting, and then fully in. Very slow and sensual bump & grind which was definitely being appreciated at the front end, as well as by myself. I got this gyrating thing going on which went down quite well, as well as simultaneoulsy leaning forward to embrace her as I was fucking her. Nicely intimate. This prompted me to gently pull out and ask her to finish in mish, for that 'personal touch'. She was very much in agreement.
She flipped over onto her back and I pulled her towards me and lifted her legs up on my shoulders. I slipped in very easily this time (slight gape) and headed for the finishing line by alternating sensual grinding with full-on banging. Very good eye contact with Cristal, and slightly more fevered kissing now, with me gently biting her neck. Grrr! Looking down, I was somewhat amused by the sight of her cute tackle jiggling around with all that activity. The inevitable came upon me, and my God, it was a very good inevitable! Leaving me twitching with electricity, gradually dwindling and with no rush to leave her embrace before a good cuddle was had. Very nice.
I was tenderly wiped down with the ubiquitous tissues and wet wipes and we had a little chat before I got dressed to leave. Cristal is half Italian and half Brazilian (apparently very common with a large Italian ex-pat community) and she has 3 passports (legitimately). She won't be too worried by Brexit then! Very nice girl, sane and with her head screwed on.
So, this is a Positive for me, albeit with a very slight disappointment of not full-on kissing, initially reluctant OWO, and daaaamn, I couldn't make her cum. But like I say, the hormones mean that the girl herself has to make a big effort to, and if you ain't paying for it then this is after all a business she's running. Overall though, I had 30mins with a very gorgeous TS girl, and I had a very nice time indeed. Can't be all bad
.
