Lola - Lush Escorts - Birmingham

[P.O.G]

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My first negative/neutral with Lush Escorts I think. Normal procedure when booking with Lush, call up the number on their site, speak to the receptionist and arrange a time. Standard procedure, given full address when arrived on the road.

This girl has a very unattractive face. I know the pictures on the site are blurred, but facially, body wise she just wasn't as expected. I found her to be very unattractive facially, and wasn't as proportionally curvy as her pictures. Rather than being curvy with shape, i.e a pear shaped figure, she had a boxed body shape (of that makes sense), with big tits attached. She's definitely a BBW, which I do like on occasion when the lady in question has a nice shape to them. I know all Lush girls need to send a text to the agency to let them know the punter has arrived and paid, but she left the room and took ages to do this. 

I expected a GFE as described in her advert but never got this. No kissing due to Covid, and nothing really sensual. Started with a massage (which wasn't really a massage, just her sitting on me touching my back), then me playing with her tits for a bit, moving onto her rubbering me up and giving me oral with (ok technique) then missionary until I popped. As mentioned her oral was under ok, and to her defence, she would've probably carried on for the whole time I was there until I stopped her for sex. She definitely couldn't take a pounding, and I had to constantly slow down and take my time. Shed also reach down and put her hand at the base of my cock to stop any deep penetration. I'd lean towards a negative with this one, although she's only started working about a week ago, so service may improve.

Pros - Hygienic, pussy tight, and a friendly personality.

Cons - her face, her body, no kissing, making me wait in the beginning, crap massage, nothing sensual (not a GFE then), couldn't take a hard pounding, and not really Anything like her pictures. Oh and the room was cold too.

I cannot recommend.

[Pablo02]

Damm!!

That’s 2 SPs from this agency I wanted to see but both have been shite!
Sorry you had a crap time with her 

Did you complain to the receptionist

[P.O.G]

Damm!!

That’s 2 SPs from this agency I wanted to see but both have been shite!
Sorry you had a crap time with her 

Did you complain to the receptionist

I've never thought to complain to the agency before, but if it'll get me a discount on my next booking then I'm all for it. Hoping to see Avani next.

[Tender.french.kiss]

I've never thought to complain to the agency before, but if it'll get me a discount on my next booking then I'm all for it. Hoping to see Avani next.

Complaining to them will not get you a refund or a voucher for the next visit.
I had 3 bad experiences with them (2 were denial of advertised service, 1 was piss poor performance). Each time I called to make them aware. I believe they are genuinely interested. In one case they did confirm that the girl was sometime a bit problematic ... and she soon disappeared afterwards. In the other 2 cases, I saw other poor feedbacks either on their own VIP website or on UKP and the girls also disappeared eventually.
I am not naive enough to believe that just one call will get the girl the boot. There are also other factors which make Lush part with girl (one of them being good girls behaving like Diva and becoming unreliable on the attendance front believing they can attend only when thy please) or girls leave Lush (wear and tear). I also know that they are a business and that getting rid of a girl mean less income on a short term, but overall I believe they are aware that to grow a base of repeat customers they better part with girls people don't like else it's their image and reputation that takes the hit.
So I think it might be worth giving them a call. You can also leave a feedback at the bottom of her page: External Link/Members Only.
If feedbacks are too 'graphic' they move them to the members only VIP website, but I never experienced censorship and my 3 neg feedbacks were published, in full, on their VIP website. This 'transparency' and unusual honesty (have you ever seen another agency publishing bad reviews?) back my belief above that they do care

[Pablo02]

Complaining to them will not get you a refund or a voucher for the next visit.
I had 3 bad experiences with them (2 were denial of advertised service, 1 was piss poor performance). Each time I called to make them aware. I believe they are genuinely interested. In one case they did confirm that the girl was sometime a bit problematic ... and she soon disappeared afterwards. In the other 2 cases, I saw other poor feedbacks either on their own VIP website or on UKP and the girls also disappeared eventually.
I am not naive enough to believe that just one call will get the girl the boot. There are also other factors which make Lush part with girl (one of them being good girls behaving like Diva and becoming unreliable on the attendance front believing they can attend only when thy please) or girls leave Lush (wear and tear). I also know that they are a business and that getting rid of a girl mean less income on a short term, but overall I believe they are aware that to grow a base of repeat customers they better part with girls people don't like else it's their image and reputation that takes the hit.
So I think it might be worth giving them a call. You can also leave a feedback at the bottom of her page: External Link/Members Only.
If feedbacks are too 'graphic' they move them to the members only VIP website, but I never experienced censorship and my 3 neg feedbacks were published, in full, on their VIP website. This 'transparency' and unusual honesty (have you ever seen another agency publishing bad reviews?) back my belief above that they do care

Have you not posted reviews of those bad experiences on here?

[Dark Vader]

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My first negative/neutral with Lush Escorts I think. Normal procedure when booking with Lush, call up the number on their site, speak to the receptionist and arrange a time. Standard procedure, given full address when arrived on the road.

This girl has a very unattractive face. I know the pictures on the site are blurred, but facially, body wise she just wasn't as expected. I found her to be very unattractive facially, and wasn't as proportionally curvy as her pictures. Rather than being curvy with shape, i.e a pear shaped figure, she had a boxed body shape (of that makes sense), with big tits attached. She's definitely a BBW, which I do like on occasion when the lady in question has a nice shape to them. I know all Lush girls need to send a text to the agency to let them know the punter has arrived and paid, but she left the room and took ages to do this. 

I expected a GFE as described in her advert but never got this. No kissing due to Covid, and nothing really sensual. Started with a massage (which wasn't really a massage, just her sitting on me touching my back), then me playing with her tits for a bit, moving onto her rubbering me up and giving me oral with (ok technique) then missionary until I popped. As mentioned her oral was under ok, and to her defence, she would've probably carried on for the whole time I was there until I stopped her for sex. She definitely couldn't take a pounding, and I had to constantly slow down and take my time. Shed also reach down and put her hand at the base of my cock to stop any deep penetration. I'd lean towards a negative with this one, although she's only started working about a week ago, so service may improve.

Pros - Hygienic, pussy tight, and a friendly personality.

Cons - her face, her body, no kissing, making me wait in the beginning, crap massage, nothing sensual (not a GFE then), couldn't take a hard pounding, and not really Anything like her pictures. Oh and the room was cold too.

I cannot recommend.

Was going to ring up this afternoon and book for tonight I'm glad I waited till I got home to read the forum.

[Tender.french.kiss]

Have you not posted reviews of those bad experiences on here?

Well,
1) these meets happened between 2018 and 2020, before I finally ended up being able to join UKP early 2021
2) they've all left Lush and have not reappeared elsewhere to my knowledge. So without link I was not quite sure it would have been of much use to my fellow punters to read a negative review with just a name (which they could change anyway if they come back as indies)

If you think I should I might draft a review for those which took place in 2020.

[Dark Vader]

External Link/Members Only

My first negative/neutral with Lush Escorts I think. Normal procedure when booking with Lush, call up the number on their site, speak to the receptionist and arrange a time. Standard procedure, given full address when arrived on the road.

This girl has a very unattractive face. I know the pictures on the site are blurred, but facially, body wise she just wasn't as expected. I found her to be very unattractive facially, and wasn't as proportionally curvy as her pictures. Rather than being curvy with shape, i.e a pear shaped figure, she had a boxed body shape (of that makes sense), with big tits attached. She's definitely a BBW, which I do like on occasion when the lady in question has a nice shape to them. I know all Lush girls need to send a text to the agency to let them know the punter has arrived and paid, but she left the room and took ages to do this. 

I expected a GFE as described in her advert but never got this. No kissing due to Covid, and nothing really sensual. Started with a massage (which wasn't really a massage, just her sitting on me touching my back), then me playing with her tits for a bit, moving onto her rubbering me up and giving me oral with (ok technique) then missionary until I popped. As mentioned her oral was under ok, and to her defence, she would've probably carried on for the whole time I was there until I stopped her for sex. She definitely couldn't take a pounding, and I had to constantly slow down and take my time. Shed also reach down and put her hand at the base of my cock to stop any deep penetration. I'd lean towards a negative with this one, although she's only started working about a week ago, so service may improve.

Pros - Hygienic, pussy tight, and a friendly personality.

Cons - her face, her body, no kissing, making me wait in the beginning, crap massage, nothing sensual (not a GFE then), couldn't take a hard pounding, and not really Anything like her pictures. Oh and the room was cold too.

I cannot recommend.

Looks like she's gone.

[escortman]

P.O.G i had her on my list but decided against it for some reason.. I will 100% give her a miss now.


Onwards and Upwards P.O.G