What kind of punts would you have if you won the lottery?

[mattmugwump]

I think I would probably book four women and have them live with me for a week, to fulfil all my desires and to help me try and learn new things as well.

How much would that be likely to set me back? (And no, I haven't won the lottery)

What would other people do if money was no object?

I'd get custom-made wallpaper with a map of the world on it, slap it up as a feature wall and work my way round the globe, popping in pins as I go... both shagging a girl from that country as well as shagging in that country. Would probably miss off a few of the countries as places to visit (thinking North Korea and any county that you could be arrested/killed in for that sort of thing) but would happily shag their citizens elsewhere 

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Hope you don't mind a slight edit

How dare you!  I'm a Vitamin E guy..

Seriously though I think if any punter won say £50 million...punting would very quickly become redundant.   (sadly)

[Omadon2001]

I'd go on holiday. Somewhere hot.

Rent a secluded villa for a couple of weeks. Then get upwards of a dozen drop dead gorgeous women.

Sex on tap. Lesbian shows and no clothes permitted (all maybe a sext bikini)

[JamesKW]

Same as I am having now, I have plenty of other things to spend lottery money on.

[VitIron]

You would have to be extremely lazy, You could get 3-5% just by getting a decent financial advisor.

The only person guaranteed to make money here would be the financial advisor.

Follow Warren Buffet's advice, all you need is an S&P 500 index fund.

[Glasgow28]

Well, I only joined this forum recently and we're in lockdown.

Give me a chance!!

Good on you. Decent hypothetical discussion as well.

I'd buy a big house with a bit of land so that would in turn give discretion to have outcalls.

In terms of the girls I'd be hoping for some of the top porn stars in America or a stunner that does only fans but might be swayed by the cash. Always wanted a go of Amanda Rendall as well from babestation absolute filth and possibly up for it. Her sister Caty Cole is even hotter but I dunno if money would be enough to punt.

Guess there is only one way to find out, euromillions on this week!

[VitIron]

Same as I am having now, I have plenty of other things to spend lottery money on.

I'm not saying all the lottery money should be spent on punts.

Most of the things we spend money on for our own pleasure and enjoyment are limited by how much we have to spend.

This is just about what we would do differently if money was no longer an object, even if it was just a one-off spending spree.

[jimbobted]

I'd book sessions with Juliette March, Luna C Kitsuen and a couple of other pornstars that take my fancy (Lou Charmelle would be in with a shout). Full day with each, best fuck I'd then book for a dirty week at a penthouse suite in a Vega hotel.

[niceguy30!!]

I would do a different girl every day for a year, with a few 3sums and overnighters to mix it up, target doing 500 girls in a year. All with really high-end whores and porn stars. Then in the 2nd year I'd have longer weekend, week bookings with my favourites. In the 3rd year maybe month long bookings. Then choose one for a year long booking.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I would do a different girl every day for a year, with a few 3sums and overnighters to mix it up, target doing 500 girls in a year. All with really high-end whores and porn stars. Then in the 2nd year I'd have longer weekend, week bookings with my favourites. In the 3rd year maybe month long bookings. Then choose one for a year long booking.

You'll wear your poor old cock out at that rate!

Can you get spares anywhere?...

[robo90]

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I feel like this guy is relevant to this thread 

[Jack Hol]

Assuming 100mil on euromillions, I'd probably hire a half dozen WG's including my favourites for a 3 month long holiday round the world, have them all tested to make sure they're clean, get them on the pill and have them sign a contract for a 'what happens on the holiday, stays on the holiday' NDA, and party it up like it's the last days of Rome.

Getting a double blow job in as many historically and culturally significant sites around the world as possible certainly sounds like fun.

[cotton]

Even today i can afford more expensive punts and i sometimes even incentivise myself to earn money by promising myself an expensive hooker as a reward but when it comes down to it i find it difficult to reconcile the idea that any hooker is worth megabucks , or as i see it in my mind that there exists such disparity between us that it warrantsme having to pay a kings ransom just to breath the same air as her.  So if i won the lottery i would like to think i would book Lesya at diva but im not convinced i would, if i wanted to i could do it now , a point others have posted before , its not lack of money stopping me.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Assuming 100mil on euromillions, I'd probably hire a half dozen WG's including my favourites for a 3 month long holiday round the world, have them all tested to make sure they're clean, get them on the pill and have them sign a contract for a 'what happens on the holiday, stays on the holiday' NDA, and party it up like it's the last days of Rome.

Getting a double blow job in as many historically and culturally significant sites around the world as possible certainly sounds like fun.

Don't forget the Learjet for those 40,000 feet high ones;!....

[Jack Hol]

Even today i can afford more expensive punts and i sometimes even incentivise myself to earn money by promising myself an expensive hooker as a reward but when it comes down to it i find it difficult to reconcile the idea that any hooker is worth megabucks , or as i see it in my mind that there exists such disparity between us that it warrantsme having to pay a kings ransom just to breath the same air as her.  So if i won the lottery i would like to think i would book Lesya at diva but im not convinced i would, if i wanted to i could do it now , a point others have posted before , its not lack of money stopping me.

I see your point, but to a multi millionaire the difference between £50 an hour and £500 an hour is basically irrelevant, and likely small change compared to other luxuries you'd end up getting used to.

Don't forget the Learjet for those 40,000 feet high ones;!....

I think I'd actually prefer a more normal flight, going business class with all the trimmings.

If I'm taking a harem of rented lovers with me around the world to cater to my every perverted whim, I'd want to be brazen about it

[tantric talents]

Don't forget the Learjet for those 40,000 feet high ones;!....

I owned a Learjet once.
I had it installed in my car.
It was great until it jammed one of the 8 track cartridges in it!

As to the mile high club, the real fun was being able to do it surreptitiously in one of the rear toilets when everyone else was asleep on a long haul 747  flight .
Good job she wasn’t a screamer

[tantric talents]

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

I owned a Learjet once.
I had it installed in my car.
It was great until it jammed one of the 8 track cartridges in it!

As to the mile high club, the real fun was being able to do it surreptitiously in one of the rear toilets when everyone else was asleep on a long haul 747  flight .
Good job she wasn’t a screamer

Captain to first officer:] Can you nip back and have a look at number two engine on the port side it seems to be making odd surging noises?.

1st Officer:] OK Capt'n willco!

Captain to himself:] Humm odd that, looks like number one on starboard side is doing that now, but nothing on my instruments! Whatever is he doing back there?

[tantric talents]

 

[Corus Boy]

Would you need to punt?



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[VitIron]

But I thought Camelot provided you with sensible financial advice. I haven't done the sums, but if we're talking about an eight-figure win, couldn't you invest to produce that much of a pay-out? 

There's no question that I could afford the punt I had in mind.

I was just curious whether my estimate of £30,000 - £40,000 is realistic.

[VitIron]

You do not need £30-40K for a week with four women. What sort of women are you looking for? What country do you want to do it in? Unless you are trying to book Supermodels from well know magazines and fuck them all in a high end hotel or a penthouse Airbnb pad it would never really cost that much if you think about it rationally and shop around.

I was thinking of a punt over here.

It was a rough estimate, using the fee for an overnight booking as seen on AW, applied to a week (but at a lower rate because it's over a longer time period) and then multiplied it by 4 because I would be seeing 4 women.

[VitIron]

Would you need to punt?



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Yes. Because I would want to see several ladies simultaneously 

What do people on here think a week with four women would set me back?

Is £30,000 - £40,000 really too high an estimate?

[webpunter]

I suggest that you contact HP & get him to recommend off his HL
Reck a bag of sand should do it
With a couple of bags of sand for food on top 

What do people on here think a week with four women would set me back?

Is £30,000 - £40,000 really too high an estimate?

[Payyourwaymate]

Yes. Because I would want to see several ladies simultaneously 

What do people on here think a week with four women would set me back?

Is £30,000 - £40,000 really too high an estimate?

You still have not stated what sort of women you are looking for.


If you get girls from SA and have good rapport with them I think £5000 is enough. I mean, guys on the SA thread are getting overnighters for less than £500 so I think it is deffo possible. £10-15K pushing it for better looking model type girls. The amount you are reckoning would be if you flew in well known models/various insta girls and then went to the shard and done a madness. Even booking AW girls or agency girls for a week if you could drive a good deal would cost less than £10K. £2500 between 4 girls to only fuck one guy for a week and do various of activities instead of churning through who knows how many guys to earn that? It's a no brainer for the women.

Sex in the grand scheme of things really is not that costly compared to divorces, buying cars, property, investments etc. It's only costly when you have an income not high enough to maintain how much you want to have sex and it starts to interfere with other expenses. If this does not answer your question then I can't provide anymore suggestions I'm afraid, I can't think of any other estimates. Even the dubai oil rich arab guys that pay models so they can shit on them (the models) do not give them £40K LOL.

[Anadin]

I've long fantasised about my inevitable lottery win.

Punting wise I'd not really need to go mad. I have a preference for Brazilian WGs and the cost for even the high end ones that appear on Brazilian TV and have tons of followers on social media is a lot less than what I pay for 30 mins with the same woman in London. I don't want to live in Brazil but I'd buy a nice flat there and spend a lot of time holidaying there.

I'd probably waste a bit of money on a few US pornstars but I don't like the American punting culture. The whole screening business is nuts to me and paying to have drinks & dinner with an escort is not something I'd be doing.

For London punts I'd probably stop doing incalls, always kinda hated them especially in hotels & hard to navigate estates. Plus there's always the threat of being late cause of traffic or even when you're on time you get there and have to wait cause they didn't time it right. I'd waste the money on having them come to me plus I love the luxury of not having to clean up and travel immediately after finishing.

[Gordon Bennett]

If I had millions in the bank I'd be making moves on insta models/thots, girls who do nudes online and the like. I wouldn't care to spend a few hundred or a couple of grand to smash, now with pandemic is the perfect time to be doing such a thing.

Prossies are easily accessible.

Yes. It would be fun to test the resolve of some of those princesses. Wonder how long it would take to get from "fuck off, I'm NOT an escort!!" to "when do you want to come round babes?"

[Jack Hol]

Yes. It would be fun to test the resolve of some of those princesses. Wonder how long it would take to get from "fuck off, I'm NOT an escort!!" to "when do you want to come round babes?"

Provably the time it would take them to realise your offer to pay to fly them out for a party at your mansion was genuine.

 I would think most insta-thots would be a worse choice than WG's.

At least with an escort you have places like this telling you what to expect. With egirls you just have their heavily edited and cleaned up images, or a bunch of gushing simps, with which to base a guess as to how they really look, with no idea at all whether they even put out, let alone if they're any good in bed or not.

[VitIron]

You still have not stated what sort of women you are looking for.


If you get girls from SA and have good rapport with them I think £5000 is enough. I mean, guys on the SA thread are getting overnighters for less than £500 so I think it is deffo possible. £10-15K pushing it for better looking model type girls. The amount you are reckoning would be if you flew in well known models/various insta girls and then went to the shard and done a madness. Even booking AW girls or agency girls for a week if you could drive a good deal would cost less than £10K. £2500 between 4 girls to only fuck one guy for a week and do various of activities instead of churning through who knows how many guys to earn that? It's a no brainer for the women.

Sex in the grand scheme of things really is not that costly compared to divorces, buying cars, property, investments etc. It's only costly when you have an income not high enough to maintain how much you want to have sex and it starts to interfere with other expenses. If this does not answer your question then I can't provide anymore suggestions I'm afraid, I can't think of any other estimates. Even the dubai oil rich arab guys that pay models so they can shit on them (the models) do not give them £40K LOL.

Thanks for your response.

I'm sorry for what is probably a very stupid questions but what's SA?

I've only recently registered for this forum and I'm not familiar with all the terms used.

[VitIron]

I suggest that you contact HP & get him to recommend off his HL
Reck a bag of sand should do it
With a couple of bags of sand for food on top 

I'm sorry...

HP, HL, reck, sand, food..

I don't know what you mean. I'm totally confused.

[Steely Dan]

HP= poster called Horizontal pleasures, who likes escorts some of us (ahem) don't.
HL=Hot list (from Adult work)
SA =Seeking Arrangement, a site for sugar babies/sugar daddy

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Think I'd be sensible and invest in property...and buy the "Rom Towers"...

[JAYZ]

I would just become a full paid up member of Seeking Arrangement.

[Discoballs]

Think I'd be sensible and invest in property...and buy the "Rom Towers"...

Yeah like that very popular Portman place venue . Get one of those multi floor  places that girls could work out of for a cheeky favour as rent  then live in the penthouse flat and have sex parties all week like lady marmalade.. my disco balls would be constantly drained .

[SeriousLee]

I would punt multiple times a day for a couple years straight so I could become the user with the most reviews on UKP.

I have simple yet somewhat achievable goals in life to be fair.

[signy]

I think I would have to employ a PA to organise my punting life. Of course, she would have to be sexually deviant, like me, and happy to join in my perverted adventures. The interviews could be fun.

[VitIron]

HP= poster called Horizontal pleasures, who likes escorts some of us (ahem) don't.
HL=Hot list (from Adult work)
SA =Seeking Arrangement, a site for sugar babies/sugar daddy

Thanks!

I'm still confused by reck, sand and food though.

 

[Tompunt1]

I doubt I would have a megapunt or go round the world with a hareem, I would probably settle for regular punts twice a week -- one on Monday and another on Thirsday -- staying 2 hours, and every now and then I'd treat myself to two girls or a more expensive girl.

[Mr Sinister]

Provably the time it would take them to realise your offer to pay to fly them out for a party at your mansion was genuine.

 I would think most insta-thots would be a worse choice than WG's.

At least with an escort you have places like this telling you what to expect. With egirls you just have their heavily edited and cleaned up images, or a bunch of gushing simps, with which to base a guess as to how they really look, with no idea at all whether they even put out, let alone if they're any good in bed or not.

I would target only local girls and ones with low follower counts, less ego, everything will be layed out before getting down to business. As said right now civvy girls are selling themselves on the low, I met one myself trying to sell me her content I bought myself a BJ instead. Read about it elsewhere with guys sliding into the dms, making offers and getting some action, places like Onlyfans is satuarted at the moment girls at bottom end of the pyramid aren't making money.

[P Hughes]

If I had millions in the bank I'd be making moves on insta models/thots, girls who do nudes online and the like. I wouldn't care to spend a few hundred or a couple of grand to smash, now with pandemic is the perfect time to be doing such a thing.

Prossies are easily accessible.

I'd be exactly the same. I already have a mental list of who I would have if money was no object. I'd be flying them over from the States for weekends on a regular basis. However, I would really have to have millions in the bank because they would request a fortune.

[VitIron]

I'd be exactly the same. I already have a mental list of who I would have if money was no object. I'd be flying them over from the States for weekends on a regular basis. However, I would really have to have millions in the bank because they would request a fortune.

I think if money was no object and I wanted to book girls from all over the world then I might travel to them and have a holiday at the same time.

P.S. I know this sounds sad but as a newbie, I'm quite pleased to have started a thread that has had this many responses!

 

[2020rossjones]

Heya everyone, long time lurker, first time poster. I must do some reviews (got a spreadsheet and all!) but most of my meets have been outside of the UK.

In what can only be described as the weirdest year so far, I have come into, frankly an absolute fuck ton of money from a joke (BTC and DogeCoin) which crazy.

When lockdown eases, I am looking to have "a fuck it, you only live once" kind of punt. 
Previously I've incredible experiences with Amy Andersson in NYC, Nicolette Shea back in the day in Vegas.

If money is no object - what is the ultimate punt experience in the UK?

I know that a lot comes down to taste, but who in the Uk, is just someone who is usually out of reach? 

(I've already sent a deposit for Tommi Jo, but outcall only and can't get to Essex, so will see how that goes in next few months)

[theejaculator]

I think I would probably book four women and have them live with me for a week, to fulfil all my desires and to help me try and learn new things as well.

How much would that be likely to set me back? (And no, I haven't won the lottery)

What would other people do if money was no object?

Id want to win enough to buy a house in Thailand or Philippines -pool/sea view...fill a room full of Viagra and away you go...

[Southendlothario]

One that would be on the cards would be weekend long punts with some pornstar milfs that meet fans. Two that i know of that do that, and i wouldnt miss an opportunity with if it ever arose would be Sara Jay and Robin Pachino.

[Steely Dan]

Two that i know of that do that, and i wouldnt miss an opportunity with if it ever arose would be Sara Jay and Robin Pachino.

Interesting  money-no-object choice. There are younger ones available....

Tiny (5'2"), but buxom, shapely, and attractive blonde bombshell Robin Pachino was born Ann Noble on September 24, 1955 in San Francisco, California. 

Pachino did her first hardcore sex scene at age fifty in November, 2005. A professional submissive, Robin runs the educational BDSM website External Link/Members Only.

[BRBRBR]

2 Girls, a TS and a moundful of charlie.