Embarrassing punt moments. Have you had any?

[SeriousLee]

I was thinking about a previous punt earlier this morning when I remembered I had a bit of an embarrassing moment during a punt a couple years ago.

So I just wanted to know if anybody has had any weird, embarrassing moments or intended to do something but said thing ended up with unintended results? I'll just post my embarrassing moment below.

Happened in London and it was at a sort of a half brothel setup with a minder or pimp. Cute Brazilian woman and the punt was really good. Anyway I say goodbye, leave and rush to get to work. I get a text back say a minute or so later saying that I had forgotten my underwear.

Rush back, knock on the door, explain to the minder dude, he didn't seem too impressed and the girl is giggling on the stairs.

Definitely something that became much funnier in hindsight.

[Stevelondon]

Could have been worse.
The text saying that you had put her underwear on.

[SeriousLee]

Could have been worse.
The text saying that you had put her underwear on.

Yeah, definitely would have been worse if that was the case lol. I wouldn't have returned if I had made that "mistake"

[SamOmar]

I've has so many I lost count. But your phone going off and its your mother of all people calling. Very loud rumbles from my stomach and gut. The WG asking me if I'm pregnant due to my overhanging stomach , leaving my main mobile / watch in the wg's apartment. Forgetting to pay. You could say I'm a very clumsy punter.

However the most embarrassing situation was when I attempted a lift and carry only for me to fall flat on my ass with the girls body crushing my ribs

[SeriousLee]

I've has so many I lost count. But your phone going off and its your mother of all people calling. Very loud rumbles from my stomach and gut. The WG asking me if I'm pregnant due to my overhanging stomach , leaving my main mobile / watch in the wg's apartment. Forgetting to pay. You could say I'm a very clumsy punter.

However the most embarrassing situation was when I attempted a lift and carry only for me to fall flat on my ass with the girls body crushing my ribs

That's a lot of embarrassing things. And here I thought forgetting underwear was bad. I feel like I am overdue an awkward moment as I haven't had any bad luck since lockdown began last year. I just hope its a minor tragedy if it has to happen.

[Corus Boy]

Plenty of moments;

Knocked on the front door.  Opened by a contender for MMA championship.  He simply said;

"I think you want number 84, six doors down!"  and slammed the door.

[MilleMiglia]

When a parlour moves location, but transfers the number, so you're none the wiser until you knock on the door.....

[SamOmar]

Plenty of moments;

Knocked on the front door.  Opened by a contender for MMA championship.  He simply said;

"I think you want number 84, six doors down!"  and slammed the door.

Haha , once the landlord turned yo early with their family and I just happened to quick grab a towel to cover my privates just before they walked in to find their flat was subletted to 3 different working girls

[Stevelondon]

I've has so many I lost count. But your phone going off and its your mother of all people calling. Very loud rumbles from my stomach and gut. The WG asking me if I'm pregnant due to my overhanging stomach , leaving my main mobile / watch in the wg's apartment. Forgetting to pay. You could say I'm a very clumsy punter.

However the most embarrassing situation was when I attempted a lift and carry only for me to fall flat on my ass with the girls body crushing my ribs

Yes I know the feeling.
Left leaving behind a t shirt (polo)
I just put my jumper on completely forgetting it.

Done the watch thing too and I did ring the girl back later that day when I realised it and she (as good as her word) said she would keep it until I came back to see her.
I did lol.

Knocked on the wrong door too.

Possibly the worst though. Was accepting the shower offered to me after a massage and as opened the screen door to get out. It fell off completely.
She just gave me a look as if I had tried smashing the place down.

[SierraBravo]

I was at a bukkake/gangbang event when police knocked on the door to check on the ages of the EE girls there. Cue lots of embarassment and heads down. When I got home I realised I'd got the wrong underpants on.

[SamOmar]

I was at a bukkake/gangbang event when police knocked on the door to check on the ages of the EE girls there. Cue lots of embarassment and heads down. When I got home I realised I'd got the wrong underpants on.

Probably qualifies for a checkup lol

[Ghost89]

I was at a bukkake/gangbang event when police knocked on the door to check on the ages of the EE girls there. Cue lots of embarassment and heads down. When I got home I realised I'd got the wrong underpants on.

Ewwwwwwwwww!

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[FLYING BLUE]

Accidentally answered my mobile phone (pre smartphones) as I was pulling up my jeans post punt but still chatting to the WG. Back at the car, the phone rang - It was a work colleague telling me he could hear part of my conversation..... in panic, I told him it was a crossed line and we moved along without me being rumbled.
A close shave.

[Stevelondon]

I was at a bukkake/gangbang event when police knocked on the door to check on the ages of the EE girls there. Cue lots of embarassment and heads down. When I got home I realised I'd got the wrong underpants on.

😂😂😂.     I nearly wet myself 😂😂😂

[Clungehopper]

Had to stop for an excited dump on the way to a punt about 3 years ago. Gave a good wipe (thought it was a really clean break to be honest) and availed myself of the shower on arrival too just to be sure. Dried up and went and had a good session. As we layed chatting afterwards, I decided to start and get dressed. I pulled myself across the nice white sheet and left the longest skid mark you've ever seen, it was like a shit motorway!

The SP saw it and her face was a picture. No way to style that one out at all! I don't know how it didn't manage to stay clean but I now check and triple check every time.

I did once reverse into a neighbours car of a WG, that was just as shitty as they clearly knew what I had just been up to as we had to exchange details, very minor but the whole street were out - surely I win the prize of most clumsy fucker 

[Bhamguy]

Went for a massage  in sutton nr Birmingham  nice thai  massage shop on belly having nice massage all quite when she let's rip a little fart thought oh well least not smelly one she  said oh sorry think she was hoping it would just pop out no noise but it did nice massge though with he so all went well

[albsure69]

Not quite the same but …

I was doing a role-play with a lass, during which I got her to face away from me, with her legs apart, bend over at the waist the pull her arse cheeks apart and as she did the she let out a massive fart.

The only punishment I could think of was to put her back across my knee for a further spanking.

[daviemac]

Went for a massage  in sutton nr Birmingham  nice thai  massage shop on belly having nice massage all quite when she let's rip a little fart thought oh well least not smelly one she  said oh sorry think she was hoping it would just pop out no noise but it did nice massge though with he so all went well

I've merged this, there's no need for two threads on a similar subject.

Do not post the same thing in different areas of the forum, one is enough.

[unclepokey]

Mostly when I fart.

[Dwayne_Hicks]

One punt was going particularly well so decided to extend my time but SP looks up and tells me "cash upfront baby"  Somehow a note falls on the floor and her fan blows it under the bed, so there was me with a raging hard-on trying to fish out that note for 5 minutes... she was "checking" her phone when I emerged so there probably are a few photos that made a few Romanians smile   

[SeriousLee]

Had to stop for an excited dump on the way to a punt about 3 years ago. Gave a good wipe (thought it was a really clean break to be honest) and availed myself of the shower on arrival too just to be sure. Dried up and went and had a good session. As we layed chatting afterwards, I decided to start and get dressed. I pulled myself across the nice white sheet and left the longest skid mark you've ever seen, it was like a shit motorway!

The SP saw it and her face was a picture. No way to style that one out at all! I don't know how it didn't manage to stay clean but I now check and triple check every time.

I did once reverse into a neighbours car of a WG, that was just as shitty as they clearly knew what I had just been up to as we had to exchange details, very minor but the whole street were out - surely I win the prize of most clumsy fucker 

Wow....that is very embarrassing. I accidentally spilled wine on an escort's carpet semi recently and I was apologising profusely so I can't imagine how it would be with a huge skidmark like that. Have you been back to see the WG since the "shitgate" occured?

If you haven't, I doubt she would forget you if you did decide to revisit!

[val33]

I saw a Brazilian girl touring who'd booked an Airbnb apartment. The unscrupulous owner obviously knew it was being rented out for sex work (the apartment was quite "famous" with a different girl there each week).

I had just got undressed and paid the cash when there was a knock and loud banging on the door - the poor girl scrambled to get dressed and went to answer, and the landlord/owner had turned up. Apparently he turns a blind eye to the sex work as long as he gets a free punt from the new girl who comes each week, and he'd come for his weekly visit.

I heard her telling him in broken English that she had a client in the room, but the apartment had 2 bedrooms and he insisted on going first - I was shit scared as his voice sounded like a total gangster. She came to apologise to me that I'd have to wait, then I heard them starting to bang away in the adjacent room. I quietly sneaked out of the front door, ran as fast as I could and cut my losses - I'd paid £70 for 30 mins if I remember correctly.

There were some seriously hot girls there over the next few months, but I never returned to the apartment.

[Backstreetboy]

Went to see Monica near Odsal a few years ago - jumped on the bed and it collapsed - took a while to get motivated again as too busy laughing!!

[Atrueyorkie]

I had seen Vicky who gave me a wonderful HJ and then saw Ebony Silvia black who I had fucked rough doggy in the same day. I came back feeling like a champ. I then get a text from my local regular who said to come round, I had been summoned 

Turned up and we put some music on sucked on the breasts and gave ro. But then I just couldn’t remain hard, I was drained from earlier in the day. I said sorry but I can’t today, she replied “I want dick”. Defeated I just put my clothes back on and told her another day. Have we met up since? 

[stevesucks69]

I saw a Brazilian girl touring who'd booked an Airbnb apartment. The unscrupulous owner obviously knew it was being rented out for sex work (the apartment was quite "famous" with a different girl there each week).

I had just got undressed and paid the cash when there was a knock and loud banging on the door - the poor girl scrambled to get dressed and went to answer, and the landlord/owner had turned up. Apparently he turns a blind eye to the sex work as long as he gets a free punt from the new girl who comes each week, and he'd come for his weekly visit.

I heard her telling him in broken English that she had a client in the room, but the apartment had 2 bedrooms and he insisted on going first - I was shit scared as his voice sounded like a total gangster. She came to apologise to me that I'd have to wait, then I heard them starting to bang away in the adjacent room. I quietly sneaked out of the front door, ran as fast as I could and cut my losses - I'd paid £70 for 30 mins if I remember correctly.

There were some seriously hot girls there over the next few months, but I never returned to the apartment.

often seen reviews on AW from a punter who rents out flats in cardiff and their name there makes it clear they are the LL of the flat

[MysteryManNo.7]

Can't think of any embarrassing moments I've had but did have a scare with one girl during our first of many bookings where we were both getting very into it and neither of us realised in our passion the condom had broken. We only realised after I'd fired my shot and pulled out only to find my meat missile had torn the condom to shreds.

Thankfully she got the morning after pill and upon meeting her a month later for a follow up booking she confirmed we were in the clear and I continued seeing her for another 6 months before she left the industry (though I'm hoping she will return as she was one of my favourite girls). 

Actually come to think of it, one funny encounter I had was with 'Frankie' (Left HOD in I think August 2019 to have a baby so I was told) and 'Morgan' during my first threeway at HOD. We had enjoyed a great hour together and I asked how we should finish. Frankie suggested I cum on both their faces whilst then knelt in front of me. Now I tend to cum quite a lot and I don't think either of them were ready for this. We got into position and eventually I started unleashing with Frankie holding my cock. She took about 1 spurt before pointing my cock at Morgan's face who also after 1 spurt decided she'd had enough and batted Frankie's hand away causing her to lose her grip on my cock. This caused it to stand straight up whilst I was still in the middle of cumming, shooting myself in my own face with baby-batter. Frankie found this hilarious and immediately started laughing so hard she could barely stand. I also saw the funny side and all three of us were eventually laughing like idiots even whilst we went to the en suite bathroom together (this was in HOD 1 in West Ken which at the time had a back room with a small bathroom attached). Overall was a great 1st threeway with a memorable ending and I ended up seeing Frankie a number of times after this, and built up a nice professional relationship with her, before she sadly left. 

[val33]

often seen reviews on AW from a punter who rents out flats in cardiff and their name there makes it clear they are the LL of the flat

Ah, so it might be quite common. My experience was in Edinburgh.

[Hotpocket]

Whilst ploughing into some chinese bird her minder lets in some workmen in next room to replace their boiler, they must of heard what was going on, kept my head down as i left...also as someone else has said generally fart alot when getting head but im ok with this.

[MagpieToon]

First ever punt, after a quick BJ she started on top and I came within 30 seconds. She looked at me with a raised eyebrow and said "have you cum already??"

Utterly mortified...

[mexicola]

About 10yrs ago, one of my first punts was an afternoon incall with a lovely girl in a hotel in Liverpool. I remember it was a Friday afternoon about 4pm and she has just checked in for the weekend, I was the first client. We had agreed on anal too.

Did the usual stuff of oral, cim, etc.  For round 2 she pulled a load of toys from her bag including a strap on and asked "if you are going to fuck my arse do you fancy me fucking your arse too"  so I said yes sure.

She strapped up and gave me a good pounding which i really enjoyed. She was pulling my balls, slapping my bum hard, spitting on me and making me wank myself off.

After a good 10 mins i eventually came, it felt really good, squirted a massive load all over the pillow, which wasnt too bad as she could change that. I just turned the pillow over and forgot about it.

When then had a quick relax and chat before round 3 where I then fucked her arse (1.5hr booking) and cum again,  I spotted some small streaks of shit on the bed sheets. I was like "what the..is that shit, whose is it ?" I was really surprised.

And she was like "oh fuck there is shit on the sheets, and I've got bookings all evening and I'm here for the weekend".

 Once finished and dressed i very nicely went and found the maids trolley and pinched her some spare sheets.

I don't know if she remembered the pillow, or the next punter ended up with his hands or face on it. 

[Punterperson1971]

About 10yrs ago, one of my first punts was an afternoon incall with a lovely girl in a hotel in Liverpool. I remember it was a Friday afternoon about 4pm and she has just checked in for the weekend, I was the first client. We had agreed on anal too.

Did the usual stuff of oral, cim, etc.  For round 2 she pulled a load of toys from her bag including a strap on and asked "if you are going to fuck my arse do you fancy me fucking your arse too"  so I said yes sure.

She strapped up and gave me a good pounding which i really enjoyed. She was pulling my balls, slapping my bum hard, spitting on me and making me wank myself off.

After a good 10 mins i eventually came, it felt really good, squirted a massive load all over the pillow, which wasnt too bad as she could change that. I just turned the pillow over and forgot about it.

When then had a quick relax and chat before round 3 where I then fucked her arse (1.5hr booking) and cum again,  I spotted some small streaks of shit on the bed sheets. I was like "what the..is that shit, whose is it ?" I was really surprised.

And she was like "oh fuck there is shit on the sheets, and I've got bookings all evening and I'm here for the weekend".

 Once finished and dressed i very nicely went and found the maids trolley and pinched her some spare sheets.

I don't know if she remembered the pillow, or the next punter ended up with his hands or face on it. 

So about 10 years ago when I went to Liverpool, I saw  this wg for a strap on session and she pushed my face down in a pillow and fucked my arse and when she’d finished I sat up and the pillow was stuck to my face I was like wtf!!! Is that cum.
 

[arnemgreeves]

forgot to go to the cashpoint before the session and didn't have any cash.
So as a sign of good faith, i left behind my headphones, and even my shoes to go to the cashpoint. it was dry outside and wasn't raining, so i didn't give a fuck if people stared at me barefoot...
and thankfully she wasn't that vincidative and she threw my shoes in the bin or hide them.