Author Topic: Jackie - touch massage Guildford - negative - avoid - fruit loop  (Read 2032 times)

Offline RAJEC

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Came across the review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110052.msg1283654#msg1283654) last year and whilst passing through on business thought I’d let my curiosity get the better of me in relation to the ‘other woman’. Wish I hadn’t.

Location: residential (her own) off a main road in Guildford. Plenty of off street free parking. Place is a tip and exactly as described in other review. It still smells a bit.
Sp: mature (50’s) mixed race with d cup hangers. Estimate a size 12. Not in bad shape for her age.
Cost: £60/30
Service: dire.
Massage was the worst attempt at anything. Hand relief was mediocre at best. Spent most of the massage talking absolute fuck bollocks. And I mean some controversial stuff. She is crazy and fucking deluded. Won’t divulge details so as to protect anonymity but if anyone comes across her or her number, pls avoid like the plague. Or coronavirus. Or both.

Overall whilst not a looker, she was passable for a blue balls operation. Wish I’d saved the money but that’s always the case with this game. Happy to take the hit to raise awareness. Stay safe lads  :scare:

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That’s her in the ad, but it’s a long time ago...