External Link/Members OnlyHabitual lurker posts first review....of a kind.
I was looking for a cheap 15min blo n go. SB appeared to tick all the boxes at £30 and reasonably local to me.
Comms: Very good. Called and agreed price, service (owo) and approx time. Immediately received a text with pcode.
Location: Residential street 2-3 mins walk from Slough town centre. Parking was difficult as parking permit controlled with just a cpl of bays paid parking which were occupied. Managed to find parking in the car park of a small block of flats at the top of the road. No parking notices and figured for 15min would be ok.
So far so good. Called and told she was ready and sent a text with house number. Fairly quiet street and the house has a side entrance which is hidden from view. Knocked the door and could hear a lot of EE chattering. Door flew open and I was greeted by a very angry looking 20ish redhead (dyed), paled skinned and pinched facial features. Yikes, I thought. Not the girl in the pictures. I offered a hello and received in return a terse grunt of some kind. She then, as if she was directing traffic in the centre of Rome in rush hour, aggressively pointed her hand towards a closed door and shouted for me to 'GO IN THERE, WAIT!'. Oh, I said, I thought SB was ready?. This ? obviously irked the already irked Nazi-esque femme fatale. She rolled her eyes and repeated her command of before only this time.with more meaning and frustration. Before her head started to rotate 360degs and feeling in need of a priest I muttered the words "it's ok I think I'll leave it' turned on my heels and headed for the door with some EE expletives following.me up the garden path.
So, I'm afraid SB herself I cannot comment on. There seemed to be at least 3 girls.in the house going by the noise. Odd experience but I'm glad. I walked. How to rate? I wasn't sure but have it a msg just for her sheer manner. Till next time and a more positive experience, hopefully.
