HORNEY.MONICA - Cheap MILF, Gants Hill

[rockharders]

HORNEY.MONICA

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A couple weeks back I suddenly had an urge to shag a milf. Monica is already reviewed here and I generally agree the other punters here. So lets get into it:

BOOKING/LOCATION/PRICE
Quite far out east around Leyton/Gants Hill. Nice clean and well presented house, Monica works independently so no Sergei lurking in the back room. Easy booking on short notice, all good.
£70 p/h means cheap cheap cheap.

LOOKS
Pictures are a good approximation. However, her gut is quite a bit bigger than in the AW gallery, I would say about twice. Breasts are big, but saggy saggy saggy. Think "Miss Choksondik" from South Park kind of saggy. Hygiene is excellent, fresh, good smelling.

SERVICE
Greeting was friendly, invited me into her bed room, asked me take clothes off then I had a shower. Back in the bedroom, Monica stripped down and I lay on the bed. She straddled me and started massaging, kissing, rubbing her body all over me. Monica has a very gentle demeanor, chilled, take it easy, no stress, no rush. I quite like this. Once I was hard we put the rubber on, a gentle BJ and got into sex in mish/doggy/cowgirl. Pussy is not tight, I could probably fit my forearm up there. Therefore, Monica required quite a bit more heavy thrusting than I would usually offer to get me off. I didn't dare do any oral on her because I'm certain, with that gaping milfy vagina imprinted in my mind, I would have bad dreams that night.

After I came we had some chit chat (English is not great but we can both communicate enough at a basic level) and more massage and body touching. She asked if I enjoyed it and to be quite honest, I did. Monica really does want to make sure you have a good time, and she will go along with whatever you ask for. Another shower, we cuddled goodbye and I was on my way.

SUMMARY
+ Good, friendly gentle personality and service. Willing to please.
+ Cheap
- physical looks, saggy tits, gut, gaping big vagina...

Personally, I won't go back. Monica satisfied my milf punt urge at a low low price, but it felt like I was fucking my granny.
Recommended if you are into older woman and don't give a shit about looks.

[fitalic]

Im thinking booking her just for A-Level, did she offer you that?
Cheers

[pumps]

Im glad you was honest in your review about the vagina! I looked at the Link before reading your profile and her pussy looks like its about ready to prolapse lol

But if Anal is on offer and everything else is good, I guess its VFM

[carefree]

Negatives - physical looks, saggy tits, gut, gaping big vagina...


Sounds delightful, and she still gets a positive?

GAPING.....BIG.....VAGINA????

 

[rockharders]

Sounds delightful, and she still gets a positive?

Sarcasm aside, this review is as honest as I can possibly be

In my review rule book, quality of service trumps looks.

[carefree]

And gaping big vaginas obviously

[davidgood]

Im thinking booking her just for A-Level, did she offer you that?
Cheers

Anal is available, or it was when I tested her and reviewed her in August last year.

Price has gone up as  she was only £60 an hour last year.

Regards,

davidgood

[thetinman007]

I agree with this review. Not the most appealing body but exquisite service and yes anal was available and enjoyed.

[warriorking]

Did she provide DFK and was anal extra?
thanks

[joe diddley]

I saw her and agree with tinman. Can't fault her service at all. Absolutely first class. Also looks better in the flesh than her pictures suggest. She was in Leyton near Lea Bridge Road towards Whipps Cross when I saw her.

Just to add that she insists on french kissing and anal in my experience.

[Markus]

Joe, if you've seen her, review her. Common courtesy and all that 

[joe diddley]

Fair point. I did write about Monica, I'm sure, in at least one of the review threads on her started by someone else (as well of course as this one). In any case it was a good while ago now. I wouldn't have had much to add that these reviewers already said. Therefore there didn't seem much point in starting a whole new thread. If you look through my posts I almost always provide information rather than requesting it. Generally the girls I see have already been reviewed (some extensively) and if there isn't really anything to add other than a few useful supplementary observations overlooked by the OP as is almost always the case, I haven't seen too much point starting a whole new thread. I am, however, reconsidering this and, at the risk of reinventing the wheel, hope to begin to start some threads based on my sessions when time allows.

[Nathan88]

I concur with th above review. I thought she had quite nice tits though. And though a large vagina, I still found it pleasurable. I didn't go for anal. Very nice lady though.

[ramrodronnie]

Joe, if you've seen her, review her. Common courtesy and all that 

+1 Markus