This meeting took place a few months before lockdown and the advert I saw at the time has expired but I strongly believe this is the link from the same person given that the name is the same & the area they are operating in at the moment being very close to where they were before.
External Link/Members OnlyThis was not a HE massage and that is the reason why I am writing this - to warn you guys out there.
I texted Mona to ask about her services & extras. She replied saying she will explain if I call, so I called. She explained "Its not a typical HE massage but the massage is very very sensual and you will leave very relaxed". At this point, it just seemed like she didn't want to be specific about her services on the phone / over a text.
2nd floor in an old crappy flat and I noticed that the wooden floor was very oily, but thought to myself yeah this is definitely a HE massage, but wasn't happy to learn that the person who was giving me the massage is a large Polish woman in her late 40s / early 50s.
I am asked to fully unclothe and the massage starts. As soon as the massage starts, she persuades me to get a 4 hand for 30 minutes rather than 2 hands for 60 mins. I could sense that the massage was going to be a shit one and thought to myself the other lady cannot be worse and agreed to the 4 hand. The other lady was younger, slimmer and better looking and even had slightly better massage skills, but this is where everything goes downhill.
If this wasn't going to be a HE massage, I would have at least wanted a relaxing massage, but about 2 mins into the massage, one of the bitches turns on Polish music with lyrics and both of them start fucking singing!!! 0 concentration on the massage and they are more focused on synchronising their tones. I just tried to focus on the massage, but the massage in general was seriously poor (obviously). Just oily glides, rushed movements with little technique and no power whatsoever. About half way in, I was up front with the ladies and asked about whether they are going to offer HR at the end as I was told this was a sensual massage. Mona replies "we don't offer hand relief but we can do sensual massage" and I question what sensual massage is if there is not HR on offer. She explains that they specialise in "building sexual chakra, so you can have more intense orgasm during sex" and teases by stroking my groins, but won't touch the cock. Honestly, WTF is the point!? She clearly lured me in by being vague and provided some BS service I have never even heard of. Ended up having a wank back home. Should have stayed home and saved 60 pounds but at least this could save some of you your hard earned cash.
60 quid paid for 30 minutes of poor 4 hand massage with the occasional glide by the groin.
Avoid at all costs.
I called the number on the advert today and am confident that the accent & low tone voice of a mature lady is the Mona I encountered a few months back.
