Author Topic: Fala, Asian Tantric Massage - Waterloo  (Read 8104 times)

Offline albi0908

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Fala, £120 for one hour, November 2025

TL;DR - very nice B2B and HJ with quite tall (170cm), slim, friendly, OK-looking, young-ish Chinese (not HK as stated on website) girl with excellent english in a v good venue - but disappointing raunch levels, and not great VFM compared with other offerings out there.

Context was I've got the back end of a quite heavy cold so cancelled plan A escort booking (at her request after I flagged cold) and still needed to find some action. Had recently become aware of Asian Tantric as very convenient to me as a Waterloo user. Messaged and got immediate reply offering Fala, Cindy or Monica. Had no idea which to choose so went for pot luck and got Fala. I'm not sure if it is a photo of her on the website - it could be and is close enough not to be misleading or to make it B/S.

Told to text from the outside the address in Lower Marsh and after a few minutes wait told to come in and greeted by Fala - initial impression was positive. Really top notch, spacious, well-lit room with large massage table in front of plenty of mirrors and a small shower room.

From then usual B2B/HJ massage drill. She got naked and did a very competent medium-pressure massage with unscented oil and plent of CCs and RUs. However, I got the impression pussy was being kept out of range and certainly she wasn't encouraging access all areas. But so far so good.

Then she started B2B on my back and bum - very pleasant, but all done from a standing position with no encouragement for pussy handling. On the turn she asks if I would like a BJ - naturally I said yes - she said how much you want to pay? - I said £20 which she said wasn't enough but didn't say how much she wanted so we left it there.

So onto the standing B2B which was nice, but I've had much better - she has smallish quite pert boobs (large A or small B) with quite small nipples. Again, boobs kept out of range for kissing and she didn't initiate any kissing herself. I did ask if she would like RO - answer "no" although she said "I bet you are really good at it" which I confirmed but was unable to prove...

Onto the HJ - again conducted standing to the side - which was absolutely fine with LH on the dick and RH working balls and perineum and I was able to get her to control the pace to a very nice cum, although she did stop rather abruptly, and then it was straight into cleaning up with the offer of a shower.

Very friendly and happy to chat with me taking the lead. Excellent English having been in UK for 10 years.

Aware from other reviews that FS might be available at this establishment so I asked out of curiosity and she confirmed she does sometimes offer FS and it is £80. TBH I'm struggling to make sense of paying £200 for a massage with a quick fuck at the end. Much better value options available elsewhere.

Summary: Positive, but at the low end due to lack of raunch and relatively poor VFM. I've now found 2 other reviews of her here - one positive and one neutral and they are both highly-aligned/consistent with my experience.

Given convenience of being able to pop in on the way home, will probably go back to the establishment but will try some other girls and hopefully find a less reserved one. Will also explore Well Health and the other one in The Cut - although in expectation of a rather rougher venue and experience! 







Offline Duron

Monica on the site looked perfect for a visit. They said it's real pictures with some photoshop. But tineye says otherwise :(

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Offline albi0908

Monica on the site looked perfect for a visit. They said it's real pictures with some photoshop. But tineye says otherwise :(
I think Tineye is right. I don't think many of the pictures are of the girls that work there - even after allowing for photoshop. I saw Anya the other day - will drop a positive review when I get time - but definitely not the girl whose photo is on the website (unless taken 20 years ago). With Fala's (and others') photos are mirror selfies behind the camera so not enough face visible to tell hence not a blatant B/S. In Fala's case, it was plausibly her but no way to be sure.

So if you decide to go - and I now I've found this place and had a couple of decent punts, even though not the best VFM, I'm fairly sure I will go back - assume whoever you see will not look like their photo.

Offline Ivor Hunch

i think that the photos might be of the girls, but old photos, and photoshopped.  certainly do not bank on seeing someone that actually looks like the photos.  may be age disparity too.   Anya for example is i woudl say late 30s, not 26, but that photo might be of here in her early 20s.

Offline tantraman

... I'm not sure if it is a photo of her on the website - it could be and is close enough not to be misleading or to make it B/S ...

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Offline Ivor Hunch

would be interested to know what the OP considers to be the better vfm offerings for this sort of service in the area? 

Given the reliability/ discreation/ cleanliness etc, I am pretty happy with £120 for a guaranteed decent massage and HE- but would be interested as i say to know what other/ better options are.

Offline Darren101

OP said +£80 after the massage for a quick shag makes no sense, not the £120 for the initial massage.  £120 isn’t too far off from what you would pay at a shop so it’s not bad.  Normally about £50/ £60 at the door and £60 for b2b

Offline albi0908

would be interested to know what the OP considers to be the better vfm offerings for this sort of service in the area? 

Given the reliability/ discreation/ cleanliness etc, I am pretty happy with £120 for a guaranteed decent massage and HE- but would be interested as i say to know what other/ better options are.

I don’t really have a big problem with £120 for 60mins B2B.

My thinking was non-premium pricing - e.g. at Well Health 400m away from Asian Tantric - is c.£30/£50 for 30/60 mins plus £20/£40/£60 for HE/B2B/FS. So at £120 although you don’t have WSWS and I agree it is a much nicer location you’re paying a £30 premium. Then to pay £80 for the FS on top vs an additional £20 means you’re in at £200 vs £110, so £90 premium.

A key point for me - we all vary but towards the end of an hour of tantric massage I’m on a hair trigger ready to pop so for my £80 I’ll get about 2 mins of BJ and 2 mins of actual shagging right towards the end of the session.

Full disclosure - I am speaking from experience as despite my earlier post I did go back on the way home after a few beers before Xmas and it appears that I did indeed stump up the £80 for 2 mins of shagging. Unfortunately I can’t remember the girl’s name. I did enjoy myself but did indeed confirm that the extra £80 is nonsensical from VFM perspective as it didn’t materially improve the experience.

PS - one small bit of intel - I’ve never been but did call Young Kong Spa (similar pricing & location to Well Health) one day in Dec to check availability & the mamasan told me they had 4 girls working that day including one or two new ones whose names she couldn’t remember. She said if I came in I could choose from the line up. I quite like that idea as it reduces the lottery of getting a 4’10” barrel-shaped granny…

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PS - one small bit of intel - I’ve never been but did call Young Kong Spa (similar pricing & location to Well Health) one day in Dec to check availability & the mamasan told me they had 4 girls working that day including one or two new ones whose names she couldn’t remember. She said if I came in I could choose from the line up. I quite like that idea as it reduces the lottery of getting a 4’10” barrel-shaped granny…

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Offline Ivor Hunch

I don’t really have a big problem with £120 for 60mins B2B.

My thinking was non-premium pricing - e.g. at Well Health 400m away from Asian Tantric - is c.£30/£50 for 30/60 mins plus £20/£40/£60 for HE/B2B/FS. So at £120 although you don’t have WSWS and I agree it is a much nicer location you’re paying a £30 premium. Then to pay £80 for the FS on top vs an additional £20 means you’re in at £200 vs £110, so £90 premium.

A key point for me - we all vary but towards the end of an hour of tantric massage I’m on a hair trigger ready to pop so for my £80 I’ll get about 2 mins of BJ and 2 mins of actual shagging right towards the end of the session.

Full disclosure - I am speaking from experience as despite my earlier post I did go back on the way home after a few beers before Xmas and it appears that I did indeed stump up the £80 for 2 mins of shagging. Unfortunately I can’t remember the girl’s name. I did enjoy myself but did indeed confirm that the extra £80 is nonsensical from VFM perspective as it didn’t materially improve the experience.

PS - one small bit of intel - I’ve never been but did call Young Kong Spa (similar pricing & location to Well Health) one day in Dec to check availability & the mamasan told me they had 4 girls working that day including one or two new ones whose names she couldn’t remember. She said if I came in I could choose from the line up. I quite like that idea as it reduces the lottery of getting a 4’10” barrel-shaped granny…

I think we are on the same page-  very happy to pay +£30 for handjob only or b2b for the reliability and "premium" experience.  paying any extra for a quick shag at the end, I don't get, and certainly not if the overall premium is +£90, and at £200 overall you are above many a full service gfe escort.

Offline albi0908

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Yes - that’s the one. The sign outside says Yong Kang but seems to also be known as Young Kong. There are a handful of UKP reviews - I find google search is best way to find by including +ukpunting in search term.