Naughty_Nat_x -(TS) - incall - Beckenham/Bromley

[LNDNman]

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This is a punt from about 3 months ago.

Note: I have elected to use the pronouns “he” and “him” instead of she/her, because frankly this was a rude arse and unconvincing and shit SP that facially looked like an indian boy rather than the marginally convincing TS I was expecting.

Time of meeting: night - approx 11pm
Booked duration: 30mins
Price paid: £80

Comms: All comms over text as is usual until I arrived and I called for door number. Had to wait for about 10mins in my car outside the local British Legion. Bit annoying as people were coming and going and a bit annoying as I called and made the booking an hour before and let him know when I was 5mins

Location: Shit hole flat in Bromley area. Flat was fairly tidy. Difficult to get entry to the building and a bunch of youths hanging around outside. Not ideal.

Services: Kissing (requested) / OWO (requested) / Anal (me topping)

The “girl”:-
Nationality: Apparently Singaporean, Indian heritage
Face: 1/10 Natasha is an ugly ass bitch with a face like a slapped arse. His photos are not representative. His photos do not even make him look particularly feminine, but they are photoshopped and he is 0% convincing/passable.
Body: 1/10 - Not a great body. Not a good body. Not a body I want to see again. The profile reads “curves in all the right places”.... there are no curves other than the rock solid lumps of silicone and the big fat belly. Arse is flat as a pancake. Horrid.
Attitude: 0.5/10 - I don’t like being kept waiting outside. Even less so by a fucking ugly bloke in drag with a bad attitude. Totally uninterested in anything other than taking my money for the minimum effort possible.
Services: -3.5/10 - As usual, my request was a GFE, with anal sex, owo and DFK included. None of these were delivered.

The meet:-

Made a booking around 10pm for a punt to start at 11pm. All agreed.

Arrived at location and tried calling and told that he is not ready and needed 10mins. Was more like 15mins altogether.

Finally got into the building after having to walk past a group of youths which looked like they were all carrying.

I walk into the apartment which is clean and tidy. The figure that greets me is a short and fairly flabby looking Indian boy with bolt on tits and head full of hair extensions.

Anyway, whatever... let’s get on with this... it’s £80 and I need to unload.

Hand over the cash and am told it’s £100. I told him no, it’s £80 that’s what it said on the profile and you confirmed everything included. He seems pissed off by this and seems to be considering his options, then tells me the owo is an extra £20. I said well, if that’s the case forget the owo. Couldn’t be bothered to argue, I’m not that bothered about oral that I would pay extra for it without. Also, I couldn’t remember precisely whether I had agreed it or not and couldn’t be bothered getting my phone out to check... my fault really. That said, after I left I realised that I had confirmed everything was included.

So I get on the bed and have some covered oral, won’t allow me to touch his face or hair... so I move us into 69... as I’m sucking the D, he keeps moving a bit awkwardly and starts to complain that I’m being toothy... I’m not being funny, but it was the tiniest little cock I’ve ever seen and it was barely touching the sides. I’ve had cocks like TS Tabata’s in my mouth which is a nice big juicy and thick black tool and never had a toothy complaint. It had more to do with the weird movement and shite attitude.

Anyway, I say this isn’t working, so best just have sex. Now she starts complaining that it’s been a while since she had anal sex and she normally gives... even though her profile stated and still does in the frequently asked questions:
Q. Can you fuck me?   A. Yes of course, I enjoy being both top and bottom

Anyway, we carry on to see with him on top. Complaining all the way and making some fucking ugly ass faces. Starts riding and then all of a sudden jumps off and goes over to his side table and saying that it’s too tight and it’s been ages and I’m too big, and that I never said that I was large. Now, at this stage I’m really pissed off but I really need to unload. I asked that if it wasn’t going to be sex, then I should really get owo and let me cum if face or mouth.... so he agreed.

Anyway, basically was being sucked off for ages and was starting to get tired, but then just about made it and he lifted his head up so that I wasn’t going to be able to CIM but then it was too late and I blew my load onto his bolt ons.

Terrible punt. Should probably have got up and asked for my money back and left, but just couldn’t be arsed with the aggro and there were no other TS options in that part of town and time of night.


Towel: Got a clean towel the size of a dishcloth. Useful.
Shower: shower worked fine

Smoker: Can’t say whether a smoker or not

After: No chit chat afterwards. Got cleaned up and fucked off.

Recommend: No. I would actively recommend AGAINST.

Return: Fucking HELL NO.

Bubble butt? : FLAT AS A PANCAKE


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[LNDNman]

PS. Just realised I put Positive! Now changed to a NEGATIVE!

[winkywanky]

...I think we were getting the drift! 

Sorry it was a shit punt.

[bartholomew]

I went to see her 6-7 years ago, found a parking space near a dodgy looking block of flats, texted, something wasn't right, so drove off and went to a Chinese massage place nearby.

[winkywanky]

I've often fancied an Indian, and then changed my mind and gone for a Chinese.

[LLPunting]

If this was such a negative from the moment you saw him then why stay?

Did you have an unstoppable need to dip any TS right that moment?

[Xtro]

I've often fancied an Indian, and then changed my mind and gone for a Chinese.

      

[indianguy]

It doesn't hurt to search on this form before engaging into TS punts, as they are mostly like playing roulette.
She was reviewed by myself as "Avoid at all costs"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=217238.0

[LNDNman]

If this was such a negative from the moment you saw him then why stay?

Did you have an unstoppable need to dip any TS right that moment?

One of those awkward days.... I’d known I was going to have a completely free evening and made arrangements well in advance. My first choice had to cancel though because they were not well (who knows if real reason, but it was someone I’d seen before and they were quite genuine). I was left in the lurch in the wrong part of the city for options and wanting my TS fix that night. It was really just this sad cow that responded.... had anyone else responded I would have gone elsewhere.

I would also hasten to add that for this particular punt, I’d actually left my burn phone in my office desk by accident and only had my regular mobile so didn’t want any crazy drama to come back for me if I had a big argument or anything or demanded my cash back.

I just put it down as a mistake and thought that I’d make sure I gave a negative review.

[LLPunting]

One of those awkward days.... I’d known I was going to have a completely free evening and made arrangements well in advance. My first choice had to cancel though because they were not well (who knows if real reason, but it was someone I’d seen before and they were quite genuine). I was left in the lurch in the wrong part of the city for options and wanting my TS fix that night. It was really just this sad cow that responded.... had anyone else responded I would have gone elsewhere.

I would also hasten to add that for this particular punt, I’d actually left my burn phone in my office desk by accident and only had my regular mobile so didn’t want any crazy drama to come back for me if I had a big argument or anything or demanded my cash back.

I just put it down as a mistake and thought that I’d make sure I gave a negative review.

Fair 'nuff.  Always worth knowing about some options without tech backup for next time, granted most of the walk-in parlours of Bromley are shut by 11pm but there are a few others that might just serve you next time you're similarly desperate.

Best of luck

[LNDNman]

Fair 'nuff.  Always worth knowing about some options without tech backup for next time, granted most of the walk-in parlours of Bromley are shut by 11pm but there are a few others that might just serve you next time you're similarly desperate.

Best of luck

Constantly learning 

[Fruits101]

Nah can't beat a Mexican 

[bst]

YUCK. I mean that cos they are ugly not cos I'm being anti trans. And shit service. They have tainted the Naughty Natt name/legacy Lol. Those of us who have been on the London scene know there have been TWO prossies by this name, both pretty good at their trade 

[leatherlover]

Well done OP. Not my cup of tea, but reviews like this are what this site is for.