Communication:
I telephoned and messaged and got appointment on and was texted the address OL12 6TE.
When I arrived at the postcode I messaged for door number, no answer so I rang, I was told the number had been sent to me which it clearly fucking hadn’t so I told her but she sounded a little aggressive, so I was gonna say fuck off and leave it but I didn’t and needed to empty my sack.
I booked for 1 hour at £40 which I paid at the end, the massage table was in her downstairs front room which was lovely and warm as fire was on.
Lay on my stomach and was told she was half Hungarian/German poss why she sounded like she did.
Massage was 7/10 but no touching or near touches of my nuts or cock which was poor.
Turned over and much the same, I’d dropped a viagra beforehand so was told end of massage but I had a stalk on, I asked can you massage top of my leg to which she told me HE would be another £10, but as she seemed busty I wanted her top bollocks out.
She told me another £10 totalling £60 to which I agreed.
She started pulling my pudding but kept looking at time on tv so I just squeezed her tits and told her squeeze my bollocks with her long nails and proceeded to rip the fuckin head off it.
The tissues were placed on my stomach ready for my cannon to fire, which it did.
Wont be going back but emptied my spuds in Rochdale at least.