I don’t post very often, but I like to give good useful information for my fellow punters, when I do. Hope you guys appreciate, as I write this in the Uber back home.
Saw X BUSTY CARMEN X, after adding her to my hotlist and saw she was in Colindale a few days ago. Had the urge and was completely thinking with my dick brain and had to see someone. Must be the weather thats got me all horny.
Link:External Link/Members OnlyCommsNo reply on text. Called, and a girl on the phone (later realised it wasn’t her) told me what I can have for £70 - 1hour. Unprofessional as they weren’t discrete and didn’t shy away from saying anything. Sounded very rushed and overwhelmed.
Location5minute walk from Turnpike Lane station. As I called up to tell her I’m here, I buzzed instantly and no one was answering. Peeked my head through an old mans window to see he’s in there watching TV. Buzzed again and was finally let in. Flat has a dark hallway entrance. Looks like the living room has a bed for fucking, then another room with a bed for fucking and finally Carmens room on the end. Tidy, but very basic brothel type scenario.
GirlBIG! I’d say size 16. She has big boobs which do sag, but nice when you get a handful of them. Bum is nice and perky but a lot smaller compared to the rest of her. Especially her belly, which sags. Yep, she is fat to say the least. Needs to lay off the chocolates which I saw on the side of her bed. Short, about 5ft. Facially....hmmm. Doesn’t look like the pictures. Her lips are smaller. Her teeth are bad which show when she smiles. But I wouldn’t say she’s completely ugly. Then again, I wouldn’t want to see her on an off day. Would look good if she lost weight I suppose. Just good for a pump and dump.
HygieneOne thing that did put me off, was her breath. She smokes but it wasn’t that. She had ate something and it just reeked like leftover cheese and onion pasty. BLUUEERGGHH!! Either that, or she had given someone a blowjob earlier and then probably started munching on a greasy kebab instantly and not washed her mouth. Not nice as I came from home freshly showered and kept mints in my pocket as I always do. Pussy looked clean though. But didn’t want to go down on her. Rubbed the clit just to get a whiff, smelt fine.
ServiceSaw my big mushroom head and told me not to go hard...which I don’t like to hear as I’m only average.
Delivered OWO, onto sex and I had cum within a few minutes as it was my first pop. Bit of chit chat, and I could see She can’t speak English. So I asked for a massage which she understood. Delivered terribly as she just slapped oil onto my back and moved her hands up and down until she fussed about mosquito bites on her back. I took a look and the cheeky moo asked me to massage her. And I decided to do so while I rubbed my cock just at the top part between her bum cheeks.
Round 2, she sucked me for a minute and tried a few different positions but I couldn’t cum. So what I told her is to lay on her side, got some oil to lube my cock up and just humped her butt cheeks til I came. << (This is just something that I personally enjoy. Not sure if anyone else does)
Carmen: “Finish, ok, good?”
Conflict30mins and two pops in, this is where I was starting to get pissed off as she was trying to get rid off me, but not give me back my £20. But I remained calm and stood my ground.
I told her I’ve only cum twice and I’ve paid for an hour so I have one more pop with 30mins left to go. She says “no baby, you cum two times, you finish”. We argued back and forth until I got up and said “ok, that’s fine, give me £20 back and it’s ok” which she was refusing and called her lady friends over. Speaking in Hungarian, saying my penis is finished or has failed. Lol. 2 pops in 30minutes...I’m proud of myself. (Especially with this big round plomp and her lack of enthusiasm). Her friend asked me what the issue was so I explained “why is your friend trying to cut me short 30mins and not give me back my money if she wants to do that”. She replied “so what”, to which I just looked at them “that’s not very nice”.
I still sat there naked, comfortably arguing with her back and forth. All the while, fatty was on the phone to her pimp talking about the situation.
I was a bit worried when she had made a call but still sat there naked and listened to their convo as I waited for her to put the £20 back into my hand, which she did. I got dressed and began to make my way out and told her to lead me the way out which she did. Her two friends commented so much crap “only two times”..can’t remember any more of it but glad I got out safe and sound.
Now I know what you’re thinking. I only spent £50 and complained a lot. But it’s the fact she tried to cut me short. And didn’t want to give me back my money. All about principle.
Why I gave a negative: I was going to give a neutral because she did the services stated and I did cum twice and get my £20 back.. after haggling :/
Looking here though, I can see she has 2 positives.And a neutral wouldn’t balance things out for this girl. I think she would try to do this to other guys too.
So save your money, even if it is a cheap pump and dump. You’d be happier having a wank and no one will try to laugh at you for cumming twice in 30 min and needing a bit of a rest.
I’ll include the other two girls profiles which I think it is, if that is allowed.
I’ve finished writing this just now, but took place yesterday night.
