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External Link/Members OnlySo Bordem kicks in and I’m driving around looking for something to nail, let down by 6 SP’s I decide big tits is going to have a visit.
I called to get a text reply, I asked about kissing and owo, text stated no kissing so thought owo was on the menu, no!! Even though told included in the £70, I offered another £20 to be told she isn’t doing with corona virus here, I said can you catch that sucking cock without a condo as opposed to with a condom? She said yes, so well ok

I question the text and she leaves the room with my money, she comes back with someone’s phone who was texting on her behalf and is apoplectic .
Anyhooo I’m there now, stripped on on the bed, she starts OW and it’s ok, fairly deep too, bit weird from a nutter with a mask on as my cock slides into the bottom of the mask
Move her to 69 and this is where it goes weird, she wet wipes her fanny, but says 69 to awkward you lick I stop sucking, well ok, so I lick her fanny, move up to her ass for 5 secs and back, she has another wet wipe in her fanny, I lick more she gets up a few minutes later and does a full military clean out with wet wipes again on her growler. Enough of that crap, I say just sit on my cock.
Up she goes and down and up and down and I lick her right tit, then her left, the wet wipes automatically on the right tit and as I move back her left tit too. I ask is that constantly necessary to be told yes stay safe. I suggest why don’t you wipe them now, let me finish sucking, and after I’m done wipe them again rather than during riding my cock? Again she says need to stay safe, they are baby wipes not anything antibacterial ffs

ok enough of that crap let’s go for doggy.
So I’m sliding in and I get it’s too big, baby too big slow down, so I do, baby not that slow you need to cum, so I speed up, baby time to cum, I’ve been there 15 mins.... next
Flip her over for mish to shut her up for a bit, I’m still hearing how big I am and How it’s half way up her belly and How tomorrow she needs to go doctors for breaking her pussy, I’m about done hearing this shit so big her a big fucking banging that fills the bag, I get up and she’s still saying I broke her fanny

once up and getting dressed you come see me again? Seems her fanny is ok now

Honest thoughts driving back, what the fuck just happened? she mad as a box of frogs
Few point to share, mad bat shit crazy bird
If she worried about corona virus why are you fucking punters
Sex and the wipes were just off putting
To much talking and moaning - stfu
No owo as agreed by text
Big tits but because she’s fat
Belly looks like a tractor ran over it (covered in all pics)
I was in the car 25 mins after getting there
Profile say 30 yrs, id add 15-20 yrs to that, she 45-50 easy
Nice woman, and as mention big tits (soft and floppy)
Just bat shit crazy
I’m not going to return again, mainly due to no owo and the crazy shit, it’s a.so a bit of a drive and not worth it for the service level received.
£70 30 mins
So here is a tough one, red or grey, taken into consideration I fairly knew what to expect, the false promise of owo, and the craziness I’m sadly swinging just into the red so it’s a neg purely as I won’t returm, if I could foresee a revisit I’d go neutral but it won’t happed.