External Link/Members OnlyI booked a massage via text with the lady, sorry I dont have her name. Was told in initial text it was £50 for 30 mins including HR.
Comms were fine and I was given a time and postcode. Called when I got to the postcode which is right next to Luton Mall. Directed in over the phone, through the electric gate and up to the apartment.
Apartment is clean and I'm guessing she lives in it. Open plan kitchen/living room with a double bed and wardrobe at the back of the room.
I was asked to wash my hands when I arrived then instructed to strip and get on the massage table set up in the main room in between the couch and the double bed.
The lady herself is in her 40s im guessing and about a size 14, defiantly the lady in the gumtree ad. Picture is defiantly her best side. She wasn't my cup of tea but hey ho. She was wearing black cotton leggings and a long sleeved top.
Massage itself was neither here nor there. Not sensual nor was it going to get any knots out of my back or legs. Just a light tickling really. I was regretting my visit the whole time I was lay on the table.
The main problem was when I turned over, was that she put some tissue on my stomach when she started the HR and she was more interested in keeping this in position than she was in administering the HR. She would tickle the conkers a little then stop to reposition the tissue if it had slightly moved.
Anyway she got the job finished eventually with a very poor technique. Nothing sexy about it just mechanical. I wasn't interested in seeing if any touching was allowed (got a feeling it isn't though) as I had no intention of touching her bum or anywhere else.
Seemed a nice enough lady but not for me and I wont be back.
