Author Topic: Woodford Health, Chinese Massage, South Woodford.  (Read 2894 times)

Offline Rama7519

Pre Lockdown Tier 4. I worked in the area during this week so managed to finish early so decided to visit this place. Located in a residential area so slightly off the beaten track with fairly easy parking.

Called up and availibity was there. Greeted by older lady who asked how long i wished to stay. With new places I never opt for anything more than 30
Mins as can be hit and Miss. Paid £30 to the lady and was taken to a side room. Room was fairly clean with massage table, sheets and typical massage music. 

Massage was done by fairly tall Chinese lady with poor English. Kept face mask on which tbh I didn’t mind as she wasn’t much a looker. Size B/C breasts and as soon as she came into room, took off her tights which was odd but maybe she knew why I was there.

Massage itself was very basic with no real force and more was hands gliding. No real CC swipes or reach unders. Action only happened once I flipped over. She then asked me what extras I wanted - HE £20 or B2B £40. Her breasts kinda lured me into a B2B so she stripped and started rubbing her breasts onto my person. Didn’t climb onto me and more stayed on the side. Had no issues with being fingered, fairly loose pussy which got wet quickly and she almost trembled Straight away. Had a bit of a mum bod with stomach fat and after a fairly lacklustre B2b, just asked to finish me off with HE. Tried to see if OWO was on offer but due to poor English, didn’t understand.

Kinda left pissed off but guess this is how you learn. Also I could hear other punters coming in and as I left bumped into two waiting which is never ideal. Probably not gonna go back. Should have gone to Me and You Spa up the road. Least the girls there are better looking and more sensual.

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Offline Rama7519

Apologies - External Link/Members Only.
I basically searched them up on Google and didn’t really have a link to post. Will make sure to do that next time.

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I've been here about 10 times over the past two years, probably walked 50 per cent of the time. When I have stayed I've always been rewarded with the 'house special' of RO, with lashings and lashings of tongue. The women here are all 40 or so, usually full bush and mum tum.

I think the owner changed at some point but there used to be a mad loud boss lady.