Author Topic: Dusky Hungarian skank Natasha - Colindale  (Read 2510 times)


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Offline IYELLALOT

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Preamble
'Pre-lockdown punt'
Woke up to find that my jobseekers benefit had gone thru. Result! as I had been on a wanking ban for two weeks because I really wanted to drain my 10 inch cobra into either Kinky Ellie X, Hunny Lux or Natasha's throat. As I had been with Natasha before a couple of years ago and she was very submissive and sexy as hell I thought I would repeat. I was well aware of the recent negatives. Hey, what could go wrong? I'm really good looking and that usually carries me through 12 out of 10 times. So thought I'd chance it.

Location
Flats 30 second walk from Collindale underground station. No parking near flats (24hr permit holder). However the station has a car park which costs £6 per day.

Cost
50 plus 20 CIM

Comms
Fine. Texts sent by her, when I called she had to give the phone to one of her WG companions to talk/guide me

Girl
You like young? looks teen/early 20's, you like tight body? despite having a kid, her stomach is washboard flat, you like dusky girls? this is a tanned goddess, yes her profile says Hungarian but she looked and acted every bit a Romanian. Literally could not find anything negative about her physically. However, I would say she is less than size 6, very thin but with a pretty little face and awesome pert tits/little ass and boy does she know she is fine.

The Meet
Upon entry she looked visibly impressed to see my face, started smiling and raised her eyebrows (I'm used to it), was speaking to a friend as she walked me in. She insisted I wash hands, which was good. Asked what I wanted? 15 mins please. I asked for kissing she said "No kissing in 15 mins. Kissing from half hour". That's weird, less time we fucked I opted for 15 mins and got kissing too, not to mention she let me stay for 25 mins with no signs of wanting me to go (I had to make me excuses and leave). This time though very quiet, no small talk. This should have raised red flags but unfortunately the only thing that raised was my 10 inch cock. It told me that it wanted to spray down her throat and to get on with it. I did as I was told.

'Natasha' asked me to lay down. Caught her admiring herself in the mirror while stripping off, wet wiped my cock and then started going at it like something out of Sam Raimi's excellent directorial debut 'The Evil Dead'. The BJ was toothy and frantic. She got me hard but it hurt, so I asked her to slow down. Too much hand usage also. After a while she started getting rough again. No matter, I thought to myself, I was going to deposit two weeks of spunk down her throat, I was gonna make her GAG!

The BJ got painful again so I told her I wanted to fuck, what can I say? I'm the romantic type. She put the condom on me by really stretching it open. I looked at her fake nails and made a mental note to make sure it hadn't torn after she had wrestled it on to my third leg. "Which position?" asked the 'Roma' goddess. I'm gonna nail you from the top I politely replied (in my head). We changed positions and she applied lube. I slipped in and started pumping her hard, taking time to savour her whole body, paying attention to little things, her legs were smooth, unlike some girls. Her midrift was flat. She had a stupid birthdate tattoo on her left shoulder (must relate to her sprog). I enquired about it mid fuck for some fucking reason and she suddenly lost her ability to speak English, the same ability she had at the beginning of the punt whilst negotiating. I carried on railing her, she was transfixed on my face, smiling to herself, pupils dilating. "Nice eyes" she finally managed to gasp as I was rail roading the life out of her, I ignored that and replied with "Doggystyle", no I was not referring to Calvin Broadus' platinum selling sophomore effort on Death Row Records. She of course doesn't know who the fuck Calvin aka Snoop is and obliged by turning over and going on all fours in the only doggystyle she knows lol. At this point her stupid phone got a text message, to my surprise she picked it up and started texting, whilst pointing her ass at me. At this point I looked down and my dick started to go soft. I tried to push it in but it was too late. I had shrunk to a measly 6 inches. I asked her to put me in, she ignored me, no dizoubt busy lining up her next meet/sucker. I got pissed off and asked her for a blow job, this was my chance for revenge I was gonna hose down her throat, TWO WEEKS worth of juice, she had NO clue what was cumming  :hi:

I whipped the condom off and she put her phone down and started frantically sucking again, it was hurting. I could feel her teeth, was she trying to hurt me? it could be...
Asked her to ease up with the teeth and hands, she didn't listen, I stood up and got her to crouch on her knees, time for my payback. Looked into her eyes and told her to suck HARD. At this point I didn't give a fuck about pain, she started shredding my dick with her teeth, it hurt but kind of felt good too, plus my revenge was about to cum. I tensed up as I reached the point of no return watching her head furiously go back and forth like a chicken (hence the term 'chicken head'? ahhhh now I get it). She sensed me tensing, I started to shoot my shot, my dick was deep down her throat, HERE WE GO I thought to myself!

HOWEVER the skank had one last trick down her throat - as my cock started to pulse squirts she used her thumb to press down on my (is it the)urethra(?) on the underside of my cock, this created an effect identical to someone stepping on a hosepipe as the water is about to come out, I felt the first few squirts gush down her throat, the bitch hadn't managed to stop those! however the proceeding 9 or 10 squirts were firmly squashed by her hand, I felt a sharp pain in my cock as the cum jammed up, I was orgasming in my brain but the cum wasn't being allowed to come out, this went on for around three seconds which felt like hours. I finally pulled away in agony from her grip and she took this chance to ran to the bathroom mumbling in her language. I had managed to fill her mouth as she released her vice like grip but was now cumming all over her bed! After getting it all out I could still hear her complaining to her friends, she must of thought what the fuck is this handsome guy made of?

After this we got dressed in silence, I was pissed off and in pain, she was not like this when I first met her two years ago, it seems she has hardened. Then a funny thing happened, as I  made my way out of the flat she stopped me by one of the doors and said "Wait, my friend want to see you" she then opened the door and there was another girl there who looked at me and smiled, 'Natasha' then looked at me and said "You're beautiful" and they both giggled. This was fucking weird. I turned around and walked out. I was in no mood to be treated like meat.

Stunning looking girl and would recommend if you are the type that wants to pull one back for the team by putting her in her place but not one for me anymore. In all my years of punting I didn't know about this cum blocking trick, fucking painful it was, still I managed to drown her a bit but all in all not worth it, no matter how sexy she is.

AVOID. 

What does the future hold?
Ellie and Hunny, you're next!

Offline ollielon

what an adventure ! I had an ok time with her .. she had a bit of shit attitude, but relaxed when I tried to speak Hungarian with help of google, she has an amazing body and really cute when she does not put an attitude .. agree that her OWO was a bit strange, but I loved pumping her from behind and kissing her .. more a P&D I would say and she spoke barely english .. or maybe just one or two words .. the tattoo on her left shoulder is of her son .. and yes she did become a bit sad when I mentioned it .. so better not point it our I think ... cheers for the review 

Offline Pupil2021

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Not my type, but hats off, one of one of the most entertaining reviews I have read on here!  :drinks:
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Offline bedhedred

Pity she was shit. I can definitely see why you went.

If I lived local I would go and buck her anyway because she is cheap

£10 discount relative to these other skanks
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=291570.msg3072682#msg3072682

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Offline SamOmar

Advise to OP

A cobra and being good looking does not matter when it comes to service providers, some are good some are bad, to maximise your chance of a good service don't visit a poorly reviewed lady with the hope that you are better than her usual punters :)
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Offline king tarzan

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Nice but too french fries skinny... Would be absolutely last resort plan z
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Offline bedhedred

Nice but too french fries skinny... Would be absolutely last resort plan z

I'd skip the trip to colindale and do Leyla and Tiffany first.

Offline secret.hombre

out of curiosity.. do you think her "friend" simply want to look at you, fuck you, or do you think it was an attempt at getting you to pay for another round with said "friend" of hers?
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Offline king tarzan

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did her "friend" simply want to look at you, fuck you, or do you think it was an attempt at getting you to pay for another round with said "friend" of hers?

Any link to her hot friend??
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Offline dubhcarr

thanks for the review OP. she is one lazy skank but still making a living as YHB cannot see past the gypsy pics.  :hi:

Offline bedhedred

Not as dusky and caked in white makeup; hair down to her arse...

I suspect I've had my fill of this skinny skank type for January anyway.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=290991.0

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Offline ollielon

This previous review of her was quite concerning where she was recording the punt on her web phone cam and laughing with her friends ... or at least that is what the story says ..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283640.0

Offline bedhedred

This previous review of her was quite concerning where she was recording the punt on her web phone cam and laughing with her friends ... or at least that is what the story says ..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283640.0

Yes, that could be a crash and burn for the poor sod concerned.

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